What part of this aren't you getting, Parker? You post pictures of Kanaya, I pay you money. Is that too complicated for you?
Oh god, I've been neglecting this so bad. I have so much art collected since the last time I did a proper art dump. Maybe I'll do that while I wait for my favorite hat simulator to update. Here's some stuff for now.
There NEEDS to be more Kanaya art. Like srsly you guys. Come post some.
>>51881 ooh miss maryam ooh
>>51889 Agreed.
notBrandX@jomi:~$ ls homestuck/Trolls/grimAuxiliatrix |wc -l 219 files.
>>51945 >\Pictures\Homestuck\kanaya fucking maryam >Contains: 1,993 Files, 6 Folders Oh man, I'm almost to 2000.
>>51947 >>51947 ...you have almost 2000 saved pictures of Kanaya alone not even counting your other Homestuck pics? That's... quite alot.... >>51946 That's an interesting weapon design.
>>51946 >>51949 Looks kind of like a chainsaw Bat'leth.
>>52649 I don't get it.
>>52649 Apparently Kanaya cares about everyone's fashion.
Bamp
>>52969 kanaya what are you doing put some clothes on this instant young lady
>>52970 Oh La La Miss Lalonde You Look Tres Chic!
Out of all the speculative ideas of vampire Kanaya, this is my favorite.
>>53041 this is oddly adorable.
>>53041 The Only Thing Objectionable Is How It Further Promotes The Ridiculous And Pandering Stereotype Of The Rainbow Drinker Remorseful For His Or Her Biological Needs
>>53046 The only truly objectionable thing is that you feel the need to capitalize every letter of every word.
>>53047 But Anon I
>>53048 Oh God, PLEASE stop
pls
>>53047 > Kanaya thread
>>51946 The chansaw/batleth thing wasn't a weapon she had in the comic was it?
>>53402 Oh crap, I should've posted this in the 'i get it' thread Damnit.
>>53464 Uh, sorry for beating you to the punch I guess? (teeheehee)
>>53503 shit... this actually makes me sad. I'm not much for ships... but I found myself wanting kanaya and vriska to actually turn into something other than just a clock to the face.
>>53506 Kanaya falling in love with Vriska, then Vriska falling in love with Kanaya once Kan no longer gives a shit about her, is equal parts tragic and funny.
>>53510 Yeah not only was that hilarious, but the best part of all was that all kanaya had to do to win her over was kill eridan, kick gamzee in the incipispheres, and clock vriska in the face. Really not too big of a deal.
>>53520 > one of the best updates ever = not too big a deal yeah okay
>>53524 I believe the other anon is making use of sarcasm, which to be fair that kind of inflection doesn't always come across well in text.
>>53524 I wish there were a universal font for sarcasm
>>53531 >expecting anyone to comprehend simple sarcasm over text /overestimating
>>53547 i love you and hate you at the same time... i didn't think it was possible...
>>53647 >Kanaya at a piano >implying connection with John >ignoring the fact that Kanaya is a lesbian >if you think I'm serious then you're an idiot
How can a thirteen-year-old lesbian alien vampire Virgo be so damn classy. It makes no sense whatsoever.
>>55062 Oh and she also remains so while SLAYING STUFF with a CHAINSAW. It makes no sense it makes no sense
thank you for this entire thread just, thank you
Why the fuck is this bishii so kawaii? I'm falling in rabbu with my waifu.
>>56333 Did Kanaya become a giraffe?
>>56458 Oh Kanaya you are too good for this world.
>>56458 Making a fine silk dress for someone that lives underwater...why?
>>56575 Fashion bows not to the elements.
>>56458 oh my god this entire tumbler has me d'awwing and on the verge of tears
>>56753 I ship Aradia/Fef so hard thanks to this blog
>>56780 Is she masturbating with the other end? I only ask because of the weird face she's making and the lack of any other explanation as to why it's placed like that.
>>56864 It's memetic symbolism, of possessing the strangest erection. Also you're a plonker.
>>56864 2/10. I almost thought you were being a genuine asshole, but the 'sage' gave you away as trying to troll us.
>>56864 Chainsaw dick. >>56891 Many people sage when making insignificant posts. Not everyone is horrible and out to troll your waifu, anon.
>>56891 why doesn't anyone know the definition of trolling anymore? also, your use of the word "us" tells me that you think you're part of some sort of online community, not an anonymous image board. there is no "we," there is no "us." go back to da if you want to experience artificial importance.
>>56864 ... I was kind of wondering the same thing, but I didn't want to be the one to ask.
>>56780 chick looks like a man
RAINBOW CRUSHAA!
>>57527 more like holey virgin
>>57557 You have all the wit and subtlety of a sledgehammer Anon...
so do trolls not have spines or is kanayas upper torso being held up by vampire magic now
>>57559 they actually have exoskeletons, and so it is the intact skin to the left and right of the hole acting as pillars to support the rest of kanaya above.
i dunno, vampire magic might be a more viable explanation here, it could also explain why she still has use of her legs!
can we get more sexy kanayas, like these >>57225 >>56846 cmon guys i need more for my private folders
>>57594 hahaha
>>57594 Well you can see her hole in this one, is that explicit enough for you?
KANAYA FOR THE KANAYA GOD
Blood for the Khorne flakes etc.
I made this in my stream today
This is apparently a thing. http://kanayabooru.booru.org/index.php
>>59202 this is literally the worst thing
>>59202 this is so awesome
>>59202 An entire booru for Kanaya? Seems kinda crazy, but I approve. >>59238 Can't tell if ironic.
It's run by Homestuck Expert. Not too surprising.
>>59241 not ironic also why the fuck are you still here
>>59243 Ho shit no way thats fucking hilarious
>>59238 Don't worry, there are only 3527 pictures. For now.
>>59202 >Vaginaya Alright, I think we're done here.
>>59343 >Kanaya's Feet is its own tag
>>59343 >>59344 Okay, now I'm unsettled.
>>59202 >kanaya's feet - 83 images >nsfw - 137 images >cockanaya - 16 images >mfw what monstrosity has been wrought upon this world
I looked through about 50 some odd pages of that Kanabooru and the worst part are the porn ads in the margins.
>>59471 >he doesn't have adblock
>>59467 >complaining about picture content >on a booru wha
http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/15222891959/the-next-album-a-contest Might be of interest to music-making fellows out there.
>>59473 He?
>>59496 who cares
>>60180 I love how the blood is ONLY the colors of the dead trolls. Sollux, tavros, feferi, equius, and eridan, and arguably shaded eridan or dependin on when it was drawn, gamzee, because CLOWN HUNTING.
>>60314 Missing Nepeta, though. :(
>>60320 Oh, I forgot nepeta. Damn. I guess that hiatus really did affect my fanpowerlevels.
>>60314 Are you sure its actually blood... *nudges you in the ribs in a conspiratorial fashion while shooting you a leering wink*
>>60508 >mfw this makes the pic magnitudes more interesting
>>60508 Their tears aren't deep in color like their blood, so it's most likely their "genetic material" for use in concuspicent sexytimes wouldn't be that deep in color too.
>>60530 god dammit I'm actually spending my time trying to figure out what fictional alien spooge would look like what the fuck am I doing with my life
yep this sure is the kanaya thread i thought you creepos left when vriska died and she didn't care?
>>60537 NOFUNALLOWED.JPG seriously, lighten up taking things like this so seriously isn't healthy
>>60541 it's pretty fucking weird talking about a bunch of alien splooge being dumped on a 13 year old girl who is also a lesbian and a bunch of that splooge is from males
>>60542 that second half isn't even relevant, the first half is bad enough even taking away the fact that she is thirteen, it's still bad how can you guys not see that it's creepy
>>60544 can't we just say that it's blood or paint
>>60546 that is completely acceptable
>>60546 Well it is blood. Then someone made a bawdy joke, a couple people ran with it because why not, and then someone pooped his Pampers.
>>60542 If a real 13 year old girl were being splashed with white paint and people made a splooge joke I could understand why someone would be so disgusted by it. But in the end this is an alien girl from a non existent universe where jizzing in buckets is a step taken to produce offspring. And to top it all off nobody is even serious about it being troll spunk, or thinks of it as any more than a harmless gag. It's just really silly.
>>60537 Dude, no. The Kanaya fanboys are an entirely separate lot from Vriska fanboys and are decidedly much more creepy.
>>60560 the difference is that the vriska fans aren't universally in it to see her fuck kanaya, also some of them are funny, also they like her for what she does instead of what she looks like/how super gay omg!! she is. kanaya fans are by and large the opposite of that
>>60564 Vriska fans are horrible people who will take any chance to try and get a debate going about vriska. Its really quite obnoxious. Though really the fact everyone in this thread is overreacting to a minor joke in such an over the top fashion is stupid as hell. It would be better for this all to vanish.
>>60564 Homestuck Expert was plenty funny and he's like the posterchild for Kanaya fans. Most Kanaya fans also like her lots because, you know, there's the whole bamf with a chainsaw thing she's got going.
>>60566 The minor joke lead to a small discussion about fanboys. When one thing leads to another, the hype the second thing gets is often mutually exclusive from the first thing. See how that works? Also now I'm really tempted to spark a Vriska discussion in the Kanaya thread, so thank you fellow anon! :3c
>>60566 well it's pretty easy to spark a debate about Vriska, all you have to do is mention her name exhibit 1: this thread
If even this gets removed I'll lose all hope for this board.
>>60568 Homestuck Expert is a woman, you fucking scrub.
>>60603 It was a a spelling error. Try again.
>>60568 Homestuck Expert in my experience is liked by fellow Kanaya fans and reviled by most other people, because she is obnoxious as fuck.
>>60621 All the Kanaya fans I know can't stand HSE. Including myself.
An alternate interpretation
>>60621 I think she's amusing, but only in small doses. A bit like the saner Eridan fans who realize they wouldn't like him if they knew him in person.
>>60626 As a Vriska fan I'd rather slice my own throat than have to deal with her in person. Eridan on the other hand I hate both as a person and a character but in real life I can totally see us being best buds.
Homestuck Expert is a great example of why people who legitimately love this character don't want to be identified as a fan. She's not the worst fan out there, but she is a loud, obnoxious ass and I hate that whenever a Kanaya update happens I've got to brace for the inordinate amount of posturing, fetishizing and general stupidity that flows forth from the fandom.
Nice...
who is homestuck expert do i even want to ask
When did Homestuck expert reveal she's a girl? You'll have to pardon me as I'm not up to date on the more hip inner workings of the homestuck community.
lets just get back to posting kanaya ok
>>60628 HSE is THE best Kanaya fan and frankly the rest of you should aspire to be more like her. >>60653 Early on mspachan, I think. Nobody knows for sure. Most believe she's a female Asian based on a picture HSG obtained in early 2011. Unfortunately this was never confirmed to be Louise via standard IP trace, so their true gender and identity remain a mystery to this day. Who is HSE? What does it want ? Where is it now? We will probably never know.
>>62993 it's really, really creepy that people would hunt a picture of her down and try to track her ip i don't even like homestuck expert but seriously that is way out of line, you are awful
>>62994 The price you'll end up paying for becoming even a z-list internet celebrity
>>64454 That looks a little...odd, when you first glance at it as a thumbnail...
>>64456 Pretty much every Kanaya and chainsaw picture is like that. Welcome to Kanaya fanart.
