>>60314
Missing Nepeta, though. :(

>>60320
Oh, I forgot nepeta. Damn. I guess that hiatus really did affect my fanpowerlevels.

>>60314
Are you sure its actually blood... *nudges you in the ribs in a conspiratorial fashion while shooting you a leering wink*

>>60508
>mfw this makes the pic magnitudes more interesting

>>60508
Their tears aren't deep in color like their blood, so it's most likely their "genetic material" for use in concuspicent sexytimes wouldn't be that deep in color too.

>>60530
god dammit
I'm actually spending my time trying to figure out what fictional alien spooge would look like
what the fuck am I doing with my life

yep this sure is the kanaya thread

i thought you creepos left when vriska died and she didn't care?

>>60537
NOFUNALLOWED.JPG

seriously, lighten up
taking things like this so seriously isn't healthy

>>60541
it's pretty fucking weird talking about a bunch of alien splooge being dumped on a 13 year old girl who is also a lesbian and a bunch of that splooge is from males

>>60542
that second half isn't even relevant, the first half is bad enough

even taking away the fact that she is thirteen, it's still bad

how can you guys not see that it's creepy

>>60544
can't we just say that it's blood

or paint

>>60546
that is completely acceptable

>>60546
Well it is blood. Then someone made a bawdy joke, a couple people ran with it because why not, and then someone pooped his Pampers.

>>60542
If a real 13 year old girl were being splashed with white paint and people made a splooge joke I could understand why someone would be so disgusted by it.

But in the end this is an alien girl from a non existent universe where jizzing in buckets is a step taken to produce offspring.
And to top it all off nobody is even serious about it being troll spunk, or thinks of it as any more than a harmless gag.

It's just really silly.

>>60537
Dude, no. The Kanaya fanboys are an entirely separate lot from Vriska fanboys and are decidedly much more creepy.

>>60560
the difference is that the vriska fans aren't universally in it to see her fuck kanaya, also some of them are funny, also they like her for what she does instead of what she looks like/how super gay omg!! she is.

kanaya fans are by and large the opposite of that

>>60564
Vriska fans are horrible people who will take any chance to try and get a debate going about vriska. Its really quite obnoxious.

Though really the fact everyone in this thread is overreacting to a minor joke in such an over the top fashion is stupid as hell. It would be better for this all to vanish.

>>60564
Homestuck Expert was plenty funny and he's like the posterchild for Kanaya fans. Most Kanaya fans also like her lots because, you know, there's the whole bamf with a chainsaw thing she's got going.

>>60566
The minor joke lead to a small discussion about fanboys. When one thing leads to another, the hype the second thing gets is often mutually exclusive from the first thing. See how that works?

Also now I'm really tempted to spark a Vriska discussion in the Kanaya thread, so thank you fellow anon!

:3c

>>60566
well it's pretty easy to spark a debate about Vriska, all you have to do is mention her name
exhibit 1: this thread

If even this gets removed I'll lose all hope for this board.

>>60568
Homestuck Expert is a woman, you fucking scrub.

>>60603
It was a a spelling error. Try again.

>>60568
Homestuck Expert in my experience is liked by fellow Kanaya fans and reviled by most other people, because she is obnoxious as fuck.

>>60621
All the Kanaya fans I know can't stand HSE. Including myself.

An alternate interpretation

>>60621
I think she's amusing, but only in small doses. A bit like the saner Eridan fans who realize they wouldn't like him if they knew him in person.

>>60626
As a Vriska fan I'd rather slice my own throat than have to deal with her in person. Eridan on the other hand I hate both as a person and a character but in real life I can totally see us being best buds.

Homestuck Expert is a great example of why people who legitimately love this character don't want to be identified as a fan. She's not the worst fan out there, but she is a loud, obnoxious ass and I hate that whenever a Kanaya update happens I've got to brace for the inordinate amount of posturing, fetishizing and general stupidity that flows forth from the fandom.

Nice...

who is homestuck expert

do i even want to ask

When did Homestuck expert reveal she's a girl? You'll have to pardon me as I'm not up to date on the more hip inner workings of the homestuck community.

lets just get back to posting kanaya ok

>>62993
it's really, really creepy that people would hunt a picture of her down and try to track her ip

i don't even like homestuck expert but seriously that is way out of line, you are awful

>>62994
The price you'll end up paying for becoming even a z-list internet celebrity

>>64454
That looks a little...odd, when you first glance at it as a thumbnail...

>>64456
Pretty much every Kanaya and chainsaw picture is like that. Welcome to Kanaya fanart.

>>62993

i highly doubt HSE'd have such a pathological hatred of female reproductive systems if she didn't have one herself

wait holy shit could HSE be the first cisgender transsexual

brb notifying tumblr


>>62994

people get really fucking creepy when it comes to HSE and i'm not entirely sure why

i mean, they still do it even after she's pretty much stopped having an internet presence altogether

maybe it's hard to believe that someone with such a bizarre mixture of obsessions is real, so they see her as a challenge to find the TRUE MEANING behind it all

go far enough down the rabbit hole and it turns out HSE is the head of MK-Ultra and also Obama seeking to brainwash us through discussions of artificial wombs and addictive cum

(YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF TOO)

>>67154
You revived a 3 month old thread to tell us all HSE is really weird?

Just take ten steps anywhere and look, and you'll find worse.

>>67155

sorry i forgot you losers don't give your threads the dignity of a timely death and didn't bother to check the timestamps

seriously what the fuck is a three month old thread even doing on an imageboard i am embarrassed not for myself but for you guys

>>67156
Being embarrassed for anything about this scenario is still kinda sad, b-ro.

>>67156
You're kidding, right? There are boards here on +4 that have threads since '10. This is a small board, and we try to keep most of our discussion in either the HSG or the art/cosplay threads.

Now get out and stop being a douche

youre all horrible