Okay, guys.Post your reactions.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i6kWbdTvjk
>>275165Oh man.I thought it was a candy or something before they started talking about lubricant.
Poor YouTube. On one hand, they're getting a lot of money off of this gig. On the other, they know people are asking why.
I don't feel strongly about that video one way or the other.However the people who are actually weirded out by that sort of thing are hilarious to me.
>>275365>the people who are actually weirded out by that sort of thing are hilarious to me.That was the point of the last thread.
the narrator is worth a laughi personally would have hired the snootiest oldest britishest fucker i could get my hands on, however
>>275466I'm thinking either Tim Curry or John Cleese.
Buy a bunch of these and distribute them at a local schoolIt's easier for women, suppose most any type of toy or action figure can be a dildo
>>275469>toy or action figure>dildoOH GOD WHAT OW OW OW D:
>>275474PLEASURE IN PAINNNN
>>275474Obviously Nurse did not grow up with the greatest action hero of all, Polished Pickle Man.
>>275474MY 18 INCH JASON VORHEES WITH MOTION ACTIVATED CHE CHE CHE HAH HAH HAH FOR YOU. SUFFER.
>>275474This is what I heard when I read your post.
>275474"So then I went to the bathroom and wouldn't you know it, three days later I'm still pissing potato head pieces"
God why can't I have a penis.Why.
>>275548 >God why can't I have a penis. And then Kosh was a unicorn prince.
>>275548You can, but it'll cost you.
>>275548>God why can't I have a penis. enjoy your social stigma for being a creepy loser that owns sextoys instead of making it with womenand also enjoy cleaning your soiled sextoys thoroughly so it doesnt get all gunked up in there
>>275601If women can have dildos and vibrators with virtually no social stigma, guys can have a fuckable piece of rubber.
I... I want one.Not to fuck, but to like, squish and pull at, like a Stretch Armstrong. It just looks so jiggly.
>>275601 >a creepy loser that owns sextoys instead of making it with women You do know that men can wear strapons and use them on women too, right? I highly suggest trying it with the more unique types.
Oh Jesus. I just checked J-List.My paypal account has exactly enough of for one, shipping, handling and all. No more, no less....I think I want to try one...
Feeling too cheap to try the real thing?http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.29431
I think this is a one use thing
>>275649I think that it is.Five bucks for a jerk-off session? I'll pass.
"love me tenga" shirt got a chuckle out of me.
>275652I mean, if it was reusable, it would be selling like crazy because it's way cheaper and more discreet than fleshlight
>>275655I've been told as long as you wash them out well you can use them something like a dozen times, but I can't tell you how eager those guys were to stick their dicks in something as a qualifier on that.
>>275655Why couldn't you use it more than once?It's rubber, right? Just wash that shit off and buy some more lube.
>>275659The product reviews say that it's re-usable, but that they ripped after multiple uses?
>>275659 >>275657 Guys: It's basically the stuff thats ALREADY in a fleshlight. They just applied a light polymer film over (and possibly through) it to make it slightly more sturdy and stable. But yeah, its probably gonna be pretty easy to rip or damage that if theres nothing bracing or supporting it when you're applying structure.Besides, toys like this probably aren't really intended to be used alone. Much less always in private.
>>275673A... masturbation toy... isn't meant to be used alone?
>>275680You can do fun things with your partner that isn't penetrative sex???Madness.
>>275683Oh, shush.
>>275683Most people on imageboards think relationships are only about sex.You're all terrible spouses.
>>275680 If you can't think of a way that you and your significant other can't enjoy working some sneaky sexual excitement in a semi-to-full public place with a fully lubricated pocket-sized sex toy, then thats not my problem.
>5 seconds inSome kinda "EAT EGGS" promo?>17 seconds inYea definitely some kinda new "easy to access eggs" thing.>28 seconds inWell that's weird. I mean yeesh pre-packaged hardboiled eggs? Don't seem all that good to me->lubricant pouchwhat>pour lubricant into the eggwhatta wha>INSERTION INSERTION INSERTIONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>275768See? This sort of thing is why I started the thread.
>>275768This. This exactly.
>>275768A thousand times this.
I figured out what it was pretty fast but the, uh, stretch bit still made go....yeah...
>Easy ona-cap>Easy on a capoh my
That dildo looks awesome. Like some kind of futuristic space dagger.
>>Different strokes from different yokes!>>My face when OH GOD THAT WAS A JOKE THE WHOLE TIME
>>276090So was the rooster. A male chicken is also sometimes called a [spoiler]cock.
>>275579Oh god I remember that, I remember everything Kosh. If only I saved that picture from so many moons ago. ;-;