>sing better than bea

Pshaw, like that's hard.
I can't do anything musically so I guess I will be the agent.

OK.
What the hell is that?
On the car.
I am befuddled.

>>270922
A tongue.

STAY ON TOPIC AND SHIT OR YOU WILL BE PROSECUTED

I can do back up vocals and I'm learnin' drums.

Not a single one of you has answered HOW METAL YOU ARE

You are all fired.

YOU HAVE MY AXE

>>270929
I have iron in my blood and stomach.

I AM NOT METAL.

I AM DEATH METAL

>>270929
>so metal i shit diamonds.flac

Fuck yeah. You have my bass

I ain't metal, but I'm a rocker. And a roller too, baby.

>>270929
I am a small lump of iron posing as a common internet user.

I can do vocals, keytar, and melodica (pic related).

I'm not that metal, to be honest. More of a Ramones-style-let's-kick-ass-and-have-fun rocknrolla.

  ...I can play the Washboard.

I'm in a jugband. Is that hardcore?

I am not metal in the slightest but I'll buy your albums and swag and tell my friends how cool you all are and we'll go to your concerts and stuff.

I can sing. Along the lines of Russel Allen, Bruce Dickenson, James Labrie.

I have titanium in my wrist and iron in my diet. I'm pretty metal.

I can play violin. That's hardly metal at all.

  >>271032
that's a damn lie.

Also, name the band "The Room".

>>271036

Can I make my stage name "The Fucking Elephant?"

>>271037
Only if you perform with a cig.

>>270916
>HOW METAL ARE YOU?

I can play a mean vuvuzela!
I'm not very metal though, but I'll download your music for free and re-upload it to my mediafire and post it everywhere.

>>270966

Fucking love that show. :3

I'll be vocals and eye candy.

Brass is a metal. I am about as metal as that.

  I am not very metal at all.

I've always been more of a swing music kinda guy, with a penchant for all other forms of music, metal among them, but not of primary, I can play Washboard, though I dabble with Piano, drums and banjo.

I can play the saxophone. Is lounge metal popular yet?

I play trumpet.

I'm so metal I piss oil.

I'm a bassist, so I'm like
every musical genre
yet no specific genre at all
this includes metal

>>271102>>271103

MY SIBLINGS

I CAN BE THE OBLIGATORY HIGH-PITCHED GIRL VOICE WAILING IN THE BACKGROUND

MY VOICE IS STUPIDLY OPERATIC WHEN I'M ACTUALLY TRYING

I am the most metal clarinet player I know.

I play the didgeridoo.
Death didgeridoo.

>>271252

Metal: all the noise of punk, with none of the balls.

>>271287
>punk
>balls

>>271289

Problem, animu fan?

Can we be a prog rock band?

Or at least Jazz Fusion?

>>271298
Whoa! You're Henry Rollins??! You must be, because that post would otherwise be really fucking embarassing for everyone involved.
Also, Henry, you're so fucking overrated it's not even funny.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>271355

i think you meant to type henry rollins is the greatest man alive but the dick stuck between your cheeks shook you all up and you wrote a typo about him being overrated. its ok i forgive you.

>>271358

Right?

>>271298
>Post appropriate reaction image
>called animu fan
>as if it where worse than being called a punk fan.
You're awfully cute.

Only acceptable musical direction.

>>271405

Viking Rockabilly?
I'd listen.

>>271362

Newsflash, you are both fucking nerds.

So, stop slap fighting.

I play the gitbox. I'm not very good.

>>271442

No, I'm angry and my feelings are hurt. Aboobooboo.