We had a thread about Big Foot. Nessie and co feel left out. So ITT:-Cryptozoological creatures you think are out there.-Cryptozoological creatures that turned out to be real.The latter must be post 20th century, medieval stories of giraffes don't count.
Loch Ness is Bullshit.
>>264884yeah, I used to believe when I was a kid but....Nessie is pretty fake.
>using nessie which has been a well documented farceI hate your stupid guts so much sometimes. All the little failures and your unwillingness to grow and change, your proclaimed trolling which may just be a cover for your inability to understand anything like an emotional and rational human being, and your many many unsavory contradictions that always remind me that you're still human and that you are so much what I have strived to never become that I just want to destroy you from my mind because removing you from here will still leave a lingering thought that you exist within me and though it won't hurt me in the end, it will leave a foul and miserable stench that mankind is capable of such terrible uselessness. For that I thank you. People like you remind me that others like you exist and that we're not all magical and wonderful creatures. We're lucky to be functional. You are so peculiar and awful that you, NEET, remind me that we are amazing with or without being creatures of myth. Sage for irrelevance to thread.
I wish the Jersey Devil was real. That's such a cool story. Bro.
>>264901Damn, son.
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>>264910Thank you. I needed that. That dosage is pretty high, but it might work as a suppository.
>>264913I wuvoo.
>>264901FF, we should combine our infuriated rant powers one of these days to create the mother of all rages.
Post-apocalyptic monstrosities welcome?
oh are we fightan again :CI'm just gonna post a couple more pics.
NSFW just in case because creepy monster bewbs.
HA HA HA OH WOW FF.I'll say this much, if nothing else that was impressive.
>>264916We might rip apart the earth faster than the LHC. I look forward to it.
>>264901Oh, as if I didn't adore you before.
>>264901>>264916Ferrous Fellow and Bea, sitting in a tree...BREAKING MY HEART.
>>264901oh my!I've always been interested in the Thunderbird, from stories of the old west and Native American legend. Most of it was just derived from early discoveries of pterodactyl fossils, but there's quite a few grainy photos out there.
I always liked the stories about this guy.
>>264943It saddens me to think he is just a large owl and people are confused. I want to believe.
>>264943I was scared shitless of this thing as a child.
>>264947>things that frightened you as a childthis one got me. definitely not real, but i always wondered what kind of species this guy was. the book he's in frightened me to the point of tears. this particular page, really.
>>264949But he was my favorite Muppet after Gonzo. :(Only monsters that scared me as much as mothman were zombies. Nightmares everywhere.
>>264959I love him in everything else he's in except that one page. Look at him. He's ordering me, telling me what to do, with a face devoid of emotion and love. I thought we were cool, muppetman. ;_;
>>264949Back in the 80s there was a live Sesame Street Tour show with people in costumes instead of puppets. My Dad was Grover...
>>264974i love him when he's not so creepy and demanding! your dad may have been a very fine grover!
So wait... what is this thing? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8vZDa_iKXw
>>264992Fucking cool-ass midget.
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>>264994ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-i lol'd
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>>264992LOS DUENDESthey tend to haunt people in spanish-speaking countries who suck ass at football.
I like Trunko.
>>265000>they tend to haunt people in spanish-speaking countries who suck ass at football.fucking hilarious
>>264943My mom read me a story about the mothman when I was a little kid that completely scared me shitless. I didn't know what it was at the time and completely forgot about it until the movie came out a few years back and I was all OH FUCK DEJA VU.
>>265012Remember Silver Bridge?
Any good shows to watch about these things?
I wanted to habeeb in the Loch Ness Monster so much, but it doesn't real. ;_;Of all the paranormal stuff out there, Cryptids seem the most believable. We may never know if ghosts or aliens are real, but there are so many species out there to discover. People once thought platypuses and gorillas weren't real, so who's to say what we'll discover next?
I love you, Nessie.Aside from that, I have a bad habit of believing in all cryptozoological creatures. Even the Tokoloshe, which beyond hilarious. What kind of a mythological African monster is only two feet tall, and spends its time coming into villages at night just to steal milk?
>>265010Awesome 2 Vs 1 Whale on Monster fight or two Orcas playing with their food? I know which one I want to believe.Also, OGOPOGO!
I wish I could believe in all these magical things, but I just can't bring myself to. I WANT PICTURES, HIGH QUALITY ONES!
>>265016MonsterQuest combines the best of scrapping at evidence in the hope it's real, and Syfy movie original CGI.
>>265026I hate some of the people they get on Monster Quest. Like on the flying humanoid episode the guy who tied balloons together to prove that the videos of those things are fake.
>>265028In contrast, the people the get on UFO hunters are the best part.The people very, very ashamed to be on UFO hunters.
>>265016Arthur C. Clarke. Of course it's awesome to watch.
Jackalopes.I want to beliiiieeeeve. ;_;
>>265050reminds me of the equilax, a horse with the head of rabbit and the body of a rabbit.
>>265051I always wonder what name and description he would have given for that fro chicken.
>>264884Nuh uh, man, my mom totally saw Nessie!>>264943I have a theory about Mothman. Anyone wanna hear it?
>>265053No.
>>265055Ok then. :I
>>265056Tell me anyway?
>>265057Mothman and Chupacabra are similar creatures: they are either the same demon/entity, the same or related species of cryptid/alien/interdimensional whatsits, or, at the simplest, manifestations of the same sort of archetypal fears.They both appear at night, have large, glowing red eyes, fly, inspire fear, are associated with UFOs, inspire grave fear in those who see them, and are associated with livestock mutilations.
>this thread
>>265070Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Astro? Children's ice cream!...You know when fluoridation began?...1946. 1946, Astro. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works. I first became aware of it, Astro, during the physical act of love...Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Astro. Women, er... women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Astro...but I do deny them my essence.God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural... fluids.
>>265077Whatever, kid.
>>265070If I get a tinfoil hat, I wil fashion it into a tyrolean.
>>265077>foreign substance>fluorideFluoride has always been in drinking water. We just elevated it because dentists proved it lengthened the lives of healthy teeth.
Beast of Gevaudan was here. You will all be crushed in his mighty jaws.
>>265099Someone didn't get the reference or: How I learned to stop being a philistine and watch classic films.
SCP-682 was here, you guys are a bunch of homofags.
>>265150...?
HEY GUYS WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS THREAD
Coelacanth here. All other cryptids are small-time.
>>265444>implying coelacanth is a cryptid
>>265444YOU are small-time.Also: when I typed in "Coelacanth" the second option on the auto-suggestion thingy was "Coelasquid". :3
>>265448...Sunuvabitch.
>>265444unless there was speculation of its survival then its just a Lazarus taxon and not a cryptid
>>265477That is one of the best sentences I've ever read.
>>265477Taxxon?
>>265270Less Beethoven, more Cujo.
I know "Tremors" was a movie and all, but I like to think Graboids exist, somewhere out there.
>>265663http://vimeo.com/13621353
>>265670I like that video, but don't the Graboids predate reptilian lifeforms?
>>265693They supposedly arrived in the pre-Cambrian period, so yes by quite a bit.
http://www.themandus.org/them.html discuss.
Bitches don't know about my indonessian raptor!