>>12445

Even if you don't keep them hooked, they'll probably be left wondering what the hell that was about.

there are a few conversations where they actually played along with the naknaknaks for a while, like this guy who decided to go along with being glasses (this was stupidly long so it's just an excerpt):


You: NAKNAKNAKNAK
You: I LOVE YOU GLASSES
Stranger: OH YOU NOTICED PLING PLING PLING PLING
You: NAKNAKNAKNAK
Stranger: I LOVE YOU CROCODILE
Stranger: PLINGPLINGPLINGPLING
You: NAKNAKNAKNAKNAKNAKNAK
Stranger: WILL YOU SHINE ON ME, CROCODILE PLING PLING PLING PLING?
You: NAKNAKNAK
You: BUT YOU SHINE ALREADY SO MUCH GLASSES
You: NAKNAKNAKNAKNAK
Stranger: THATS BECAUSE I REFLECT YOUR BUTT PLINGPLINGPLINGPLINGPLING
You: NAKNAKNAKNAKNAK
Stranger: YOUR BUTT IS SO HANDSOME WITH ITS MOUSTACHE
Stranger: PLINGPLINGPLINGPLINGPLING
You: MY BUTT HAS A MOUSTACHE
You: NAK?
Stranger: INDEED IT DOES PLINGPLINGPLING
You: NAKNAKNAKNAK
You: YOU ARE MAKING ME THE HAPPIEST CROCODILE EVER
You: NAKNAKNAKNAK

If it gets too long it seems people switch out to Dave to try to get the person to disconnect.

Alright, I just found this on a /b/ omegle thread.

You: yeah
Stranger: uhh what
You: yeah!
Stranger: alriight then. you human2 are strange
You: yeah...
Stranger: you 2eem to be gettiing le22 enthu2iia2tiic
Stranger: that ii2 dii2appoiintiing
You: yeah?
Stranger: more oomph to your yeah2, ii iin2ii2t

>>12453
i'll be honest this is the best omegle conversation i've seen

You: wHAT IS YOUR NAME
Stranger: jessy
You: mY NAME IS TAVROS
Stranger: ok
You: uH, sORRY, iT'S KIND OF WEIRD
You: bUT I LIKE IT
Stranger: why weird?
You: wELL, mOST PEOPLE
You: dON'T LIKE MY NAME
You: oR, uH, mE REALLY
You: bUT I AM TRYING TO BE MORE, uH, cONFIDENT
You: sO THEY WILL
Stranger: will what?
You: uH, lIKE ME
Stranger: you are not walcomed?
You: nOT REALLY
You: mY FRIEND SAYS I AM TOO MUCH OF A WIMP
You: fOR PEOPLE TO LIKE ME
You: sO THAT IS WHY I AM TRYING TO BE, uH, mORE CONFIDENT
Stranger: there is not necessary to be unconfident ,ok,with your name?cheer up
Stranger: you are not a wimp
You: wOW, tHAT IS THE, uH, nICEST THING ANYONE HAS, uH, EVER SAID TO ME
You: dO
You: dO YOU THINK YOU HAVE, uH, FLUSHED FEELINGS
You: fOR ME, i MEAN
Stranger: yes
Stranger: of course i do
You: wOW
Stranger: nice guy
Stranger: you will pay off from your confident!
You: tHAT, uH, iS WHAT RUFIO SAYS TOO
You: hE IS MY FRIEND
Stranger: haha,seems like i am your close friend ha
You: yES
You: yOU REALLY HAVE FLUSHED FEELINGS FOR ME
You: ?
Stranger: of course
You: tHAT IS, uH
You: vERY COOL
Stranger: but i am very sorry
Stranger: i have to leave
You: tHAT IS, uH, oKAY
You: mOST PEOPLE LEAVE ME, uH, eVENTUALLY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Oh boy.

Stranger: hiii
You: uH, wHAT IS YOUR, uM, nAME,
Stranger: MY NAME IS MICHELLE
Stranger: WHATS YOUR NAME ?
You: oH, nICE TO, uM, mEET YOU, mICHELLE,
You: mY NAME IS, uM, tAVROS
Stranger: NICE TO MEET YOU TOO
Stranger: NICE NAME
You: sORRY ABOUT THE, uH, wIERD NAME,
You: oH,
Stranger: UH ITS OKAY
You: nOT MANY PEOPLE, uM, lIKE MY NAME,
You: oR ME,
Stranger: WHY NOT
You: wELL, uM, tHEY SAY iM A, uM, wIMP,
You: bUT i AM TRYING TO, uH, wORK ON MY CONFIDENCE, a LITTLE,
Stranger: GOODLUCK WITH THAT
You: uM, tHANKS, i GUESS
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: WHERE DO YOU LIVE BTW ?
You: wELL, uH, i LIVED ON aLTERNIA FOR, a WHILE,
You: bUT NOW iM NOT SURE, uH, wHERE WE ARE,
You: yOU TYPE A LOT LIKE, uH, kARKAT,
You: bUT YOURE A LOT NICER }:)
Stranger: hehehehe
You: sO, uH, wHATS IT LIKE,
You: tHE, uH, hUMAN PLANET, tHAT IS

Stranger: hey :}
Stranger: there
You: nak nak nak
Stranger: 17 girl Brazil
Stranger: u?
You: nak nak nak
Stranger: what's up? :)
You: MY GLASSES ARE TALKING TO ME MY GLASSES ARE TALKING TO ME
You: naknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknak
Stranger: ur name?
You: WHAT NAME GLASSES WHAT NAME
Stranger: here Tina
You: I AM THE GLASSESLORD
You: I STOLE THE GLASSES FROM THE SLEEPING MAN
Stranger: nic to meet you
Stranger: wanna cam.?
You: AND I TOOK HIS AWESOME SORD
Stranger: it wwill be fun
You: IT DOESNT CUT ANYTHING SO ITS THE BEST WEAPON
You: CUS I CANT HURT MYSELF
Stranger: my id there Tinasporty
You: NAKNAKNAKNAKNAKNAKNAKNAKNAKNAKNAKNAKNAKNAKNAK

Professional nakers know how to improvise and still stay in character.

Had a very nice crocodile-transition-into-Dave conversation with a guy just now.

Stranger: heyy
You: nak nak nak
Stranger: :L
Stranger: boy....? girl...?
You: nak nak nak
Stranger: nurr nurr
You: MY GLASSES ARE TALKING TO ME MY GLASSES ARE TALKING TO ME
Stranger: :L
You: naknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknak
Stranger: herpdeederpp?
You: naknaknak IM HUNGRY IM HUNGRY
Stranger: if your glasses are bothing you then threaten to put them in the donations box and switch to contacts ? simplest way to go if you ask me .
You: GONNA COOK THE SLEEPING MAN
You: I STOLE HIS GLASSES AND NOW IM THE GLASSES LORD
You: I TOOK HIS SORD TOO
You: OOPS
You: I SAID SWORD
You: I KNOW HOW TO SPELL I KNOW HOW TO SPELL
You: naknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknak
Stranger: I DONT THINK YOU DO .
Stranger: LEAVE MY BASTER CHILD BE TO HIS DREAMS . HE WOULDNT TASTE GOOD ANYWAYS , TRUS ME...
Stranger: *trust
Stranger: B]
Stranger: O:
Stranger: Give me the sword.
Stranger: :C
You: YOU CANT HAVE IT YOU CANT HAVE IT
Stranger: Your to hyper to handle such pointy objects.
Stranger: Excuse me?
You: IT DOESNT CUT SO ITS THE BEST WEAPON EVER
Stranger: GIMME THE SWORD!!
You: naknaknaknaknaknaknaknak
Stranger: yeah, its MY best weapon eve- DONT YOU NAKNAKNAKNAK AT ME, YOUNG MAN!!
You: SO MANY SWORDS AND PUPPETS AND GLASSES ITS LIKE MY HATCHDAY
Stranger: For the sake of humanity, i sure as hell hope its not your hatching day... whatever that means... O_O
You: OH NO WHAT IS THAT WHAT IS THAT
Stranger: PUPPETS ARE NOT TO BE TOUCHED THEY ARE FOR EYES ONLY
Stranger: AAAGH
Stranger: NO
You: ITS A GLOWING THING
Stranger: DONT COME CLOSE
Stranger: R
You: SHE HAS A GUN SHE HAS A GUN
Stranger: DONT
Stranger: TOUCH
Stranger: THE
Stranger: GLOW TYHING
Stranger: *thing
Stranger: :C
You: OH NO HES AWAKE HES AWAKE
You: naknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknak
You: :V
You: :|
You: hey
You: sorry about that
Stranger: OFCOURSE HES AWAKE , NO BODY COULD SLEEPING THROUGH YOUR INFERNAL NAKNAKNAKING!!
Stranger: XD
You: fool scaly stole my glasses
You: so uh
You: who are you?
Stranger: who am i?
Stranger: i am the bible.
Stranger: LOL naww
Stranger: my names ted.
You: oh man
You: you totally had me going there ted
You: i was 100% convinced by your gripping narrative
You: names dave by the way
Stranger: ohai thurr dave
Stranger: LOL dave do you have face book?
You: no way man
You: that sites totally for squares
Stranger: huh?
You: i have a myspace
Stranger: SQUARES!!!!
Stranger: XD
You: loaded with all the crappy gifs and animated backgrounds the internet has to offer
Stranger: it doesnt have backgrounds!!! D:
You: aint nothing on that page a three year old would find remotely enlightened
You: 1671 friends
You: none of them real people
Stranger: D:
Stranger: what do you mean....?
You: i be chilling with teddy roosevelt, agent mulder, and raphael the ninja turtle in my top 8
You: of course my numero uno is the main man himself
You: mr ben stiller
Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING?
Stranger: can i have some?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: ACK
You: dude
Stranger: ITS IN THE OTHER POCKET !!
Stranger: NO GRABSIES!! 8C
You: i dont need no weed
Stranger: yea?
You: im naturally this awesome
Stranger: its not weed
Stranger: O_O
You: i breath coolness
Stranger: who the fuck needs weed
You: oxygen goes in
You: coolness goes out
Stranger: when youve got ground up unicorn clitorus thats been fed nothing but rainbows and ponies
Stranger: you know your cool when you breathe in coolness.... o.o
You: your implying there is a coolness greater than myself in existence
You: but that is simply not true
You: compared to everything else, i am the highest grade of coolness available
You: look man
You: its been real
You: but i gotta go
You: i got a mountain of grist to collect
You: and a whole mess of time loops to fill up
Stranger: LOLOLOL okaay you go do that...
Stranger: cooc o.o
You: stay cool ted
You: dave out
You have disconnected.

>>10208

Stranger: herzegonia?
You: BL3SS YOU
You: H3H3H3

CRACKED ME THE FUCK UP

Is anybody still doing this? I'd love to go on omegle and encounter a troll!

>>19608
I do it from time to time, but not too often.

Might do it a bit more often now that Gamzee is easier to type for.

>>19608
I still do it.
Usually Terezi or Gamzee.

Alright just to warn you this is probably off
I'm not really good as RPing as a stoner/psycho.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: honk
You: HONK
Stranger: Is that you Breanna Clark.?!?!?!?
You: hey i dont even know what your up and sayin brother
You: WHO THE FUCK IS BREANNA CLARK
You: its all like
You: A FUCKIN MYSTERY
You: i dont even know you know
You: SO MANY MOTHERFUCKERS OUT THERE
You: cant keep track
You: WILL NEVER KNOW ALL OF THEM
You: not that it matters anymore you know
Stranger: fhig;odfhig;iohdfg;hsdfgh
Stranger: ):
You: GOTTA GO WITH WHATS ALL UP IN YOUR HEART
You: you know
Stranger: STOP YELLING AT ME.
Stranger: I'MA GO CERY.
Stranger: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
You: WHAT THE FUCK IS A CERY
You: oh now dont up and do that :o(
You: HONK
You: honk
Stranger: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.!
You: THATS ALL UNNECESSARY AND SHIT
You: dont cry bro
You: :o)
You: see all happy now
Stranger: I'm not a bro, brah.
Stranger: I'm a chickadee.
You: THATS COOL TOO
You: yeah all power too my the lady bros
You: GOTTA HAVE RESPECT FOR ALL MY BROTHERS
You: and sisters
You: AND SISTERS TOO
Stranger: Why isn't "sisters" in caps.? Huh, mister.? Got some sexism goin' on.? Hahahahah.
Stranger: THERE YA GO.!
Stranger: You read my mind. (:
You: sorry he got it in there
You: ITS ALL COOL IM LOOKIN OUT FOR YOU
Stranger: I
Stranger: Ah shit.
Stranger: I clicked "enter" before I was done typeing.~
You: now what you up and thinkin about sister
You: ITS COOL ITS COOL
You: lifes like that
You: YOU SOMETIMES MAKE SOME MISTAKES
You: but thats what life is you know
You: MOTHERFUCKIN MIRACLES
You: miracles everywhere
Stranger: I've only been talkin' to you for like 1min, and you're already one of my favorites peeps. Hahaahah.
Stranger: Fucking eveywhere.
You: AHHH YEAH THATS RIGHT
You: bro were all up and someones best peep
You: SWEEET
You: hahahaha
You: HONK HONK HONK :o)
You: honk
Stranger: Are you a car.?
Stranger: <.<
You: HAHAHAHA
You: no
You: NO CLOWN SEE
You: im a clown
You: I GOT MY :o) NOSE THERE
Stranger: Ohhhh. Okah. Well, You're funny like a clown too.
Stranger: I should of guessed that first. Hmph.
You: hahaha thanks little sis!
You: YOUR PRETTY FUNNY TOO HAHA
You: none of my bros understand humor
You: SAD REALLY
Stranger: Hey, I might be older than you.!
You: they didnt get the motherfuckin chill on
You: I HAD TO BRING THEM THE RELAXIN MIRACLES
You: the miracles of rest
You: THE MIRACLES OF MOTHERFUCKIN REST
You: and now
Stranger: Just gonna ask you a quick question; Are you high... or maybe drunk at the moment.? Lmao.
You: AND MOTEHRFUCKIN NOW
You: theyre all chill
You: CHILL FOREVER
You: haha
You: NOT ANYMORE
You: shit rots your pan
You: ITS BRAIN RUSTING
You: its poison
Stranger: You're making me laugh so hard i'ma gain a six pack.!
You: WE USED TO BE INTO THE WICKED ELIXER
You: i used to take the miracles
You: THE FLOOR WOULD LOOK UP AT YOU
You: through a hole in the floor
You: LET ALL THE MOTHERFUCKIN COLORS IN
You: but now theres no hole
You: AND THERES NO COLORS
You: and my miracles are gone
You: I HAD TO FIND SOME MORE
You: only one place to get the colors
You: HAD TO PAINT THEM MYSELF
You: we had to paint them ourselves
Stranger: Dawg, you're trippin'. Hahahahahah.
You: I HAVE NEVER SEEN SO CLEAR
You: i can see the colors now
You: MY COLORS
You: my colors
You: AND WITH THE BONES
You: and with those bones i made my dust
You: AND WE PAINTED THE WALLS
You: and we painted our faces
You: THE PICTURES ARE PERFECT
You: our pictures are as motherfuckin perfect as we could get them
You: AND ALL WILL KNOW
You: motherfuckin all of them
You: THAT WE WERE HERE
You: my prophecies are done
You: :o)
You: HONK
You: honk
Stranger: Dude, You're amazing.
Stranger: Hahah.
You: HAHA
Stranger: SHIT, I've gotta go. ):
You: all dont up and leave me like that
You: SPREAD THE WORD MY LITTLE SISTER :o)
You: honk
You: HONK
You: honk
You: HONK
You: honk
Stranger: Dude, Do you have a facebook; I've gotta go.~
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>>19655

I love split personality Gamzee. I don't think she quite caught that.

Creepy. As. Fuck. when you realize what's happening.

Necromancing!

http://pastebin.com/q77acVCg
This Terezi is pretty awful, but reading this log is worth it for the ending alone. It got a good laugh out of me.

Why don't we have any Vriska logs?

>>38513
because theyre all awful because vriska is awful and also they overuse 8

>>38513
Because due to being a complex and well developed character she's hard to roleplay right.

Or maybe people just don't like her.

Stranger: hey
You: uMM, hEYY, wHATS UP,
Stranger: bored, you?
You: yEAH, kIND OF,
Stranger: asl?
You: uMM,
You: 6/t/aLTERNIA
Stranger: u really t?
You: yEAH,
Stranger: wonderful. but what's ur real age?
You: iM 6 SOLAR SWEEPS,
You: bUT,
You: tHATS LIKE 13 YEARS,
Stranger: layman's?
You: wHAT,
Stranger: in normal yrs
You: sWEEPS ARE NORMAL FOR ME,
Stranger: not for me tho...
You: i DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU, oR WHERE YOURE FROM,
Stranger: im 17 female, usa
You: oH,,
You: i KNOW SOME PEOPLE FROM THERE,
You: }:)
Stranger: you're different, you know that?
You: yEAH, aLOT OF PEOPLE SAY THAT,
You: aND MAKE FUN OF ME FOR IT,
You: eSPECIALLY vRISKA,
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Tavros is transsexual. Spread the word.

Oh, and noone likes him.

I feel so unclean.


You: hello
Stranger: Hello:)
You: wwhats up
Stranger: Just hangin out
You: same
You: asl
Stranger: 18 f usa
You: 6 t alternia
Stranger: What?
Stranger: 6?
You: wwell
You: thats 13
Stranger: Oh..lol
You: say
You: are you interested in saying
You: "glub"?
Stranger: Glub?
You: yes
You: oh gog yes
Stranger: What's glib?
Stranger: Glub*
You: say it three times
Stranger: glub glub glub
You: yes
You: yes
You: noww say
You: "im vvery ---EXCITED"
Stranger: Im very---EXCITED
You: yes
You: noww glub some more
Stranger: Glub
Stranger: Glub
Stranger: Glub
You: oh gog
You: oh
You: can
You: can i call you fef
Stranger: Fef,? Sure?
You: ok fef
You: noww
You: do you wwant to wwipe out the land dwwellers wwith me
Stranger: Huh?
You: just say yes fef
You: please
Stranger: Yes
You: glub
You: glub glub
You: does it make you ----EXCITED
Stranger: Yes
You: oh gog
You: oh
You: oh fef
You: oh glub
You: glub glub
You: say it wwith me fef
You: glub
Stranger: Glub
Stranger: Glub
Stranger: Glub
You: glub glub glub
Stranger: Glub
You: glub
Stranger: Glub glub
You: yes fef
Stranger: Glub
You: thats good
Stranger: Glub
You: yes
You: dont stop
Stranger: Glub
Stranger: Glub
Stranger: Glub
Stranger: Glub
Stranger: Glub
Stranger: Glub
Stranger: Glub
Stranger: Glub
You: glub glub glub
You: glub
You: yes fef
Stranger: Why is this making me wet?
You: because fef
You: wwe wwere meant to be matesprits
You: noww glub some more
Stranger: What's a matesprit?
You: dont question it fef just glub
Stranger: Glub
You: and be ----excited
Stranger: Glub
Stranger: I am---EXCITED
Stranger: Glub
You: yes
Stranger: Glub
You: yes
Stranger: Glub
You: oh gog yes
Stranger: Glub
Stranger: Glub
You: glub fef glub
Stranger: Glub
You: ohh
Stranger: Glub glub glub
You: ohh fef
Stranger: Glub
You: forget sol
You: forget that douche
Stranger: Sol?
You: and glub wwith me
You: shut up fef just glub
You: glub glub glub
Stranger: Fuckkkkk meeeeeeee
Stranger: Glub
Stranger: Glub
Stranger: Glub
You: no fef you forgot your tridents
Stranger: Glub
Stranger: Glub
Stranger: Glub
Stranger: Glun
Stranger: Glub
Stranger: Glub
You: fuck M---E-E-E-E-E
You: dont forget theyre vvery important
You: and dont stop glubbing
You: gog
You: this is so hot fef
Stranger: Glub
Stranger: Glub
You: yes
Stranger: This is weird I don't understand what glub means
You: you dont havve to understand
You: youll nevver understand
Stranger: And matesprit
You: youre not fef
You: youll nevver be fef
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>>38870
That made me laugh entirely too much.

>>38870
Oh gog, I am STILL laughing about this as I type. You deserve a glorious semi-perverted high five. You managed to accomplish THIS:

>Stranger: Glub
>You: glub glub glub
>You: glub
>You: yes fef
>Stranger: Why is this making me wet?

Get it? Because she's becoming a sea dweller, hahahah... Wait, what do you mean that's not what that means?

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You: HELLO?
You: FUCK. ANSWER ME WRIGGLER.
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: hey
You: WHAT THE FUCK IS ASL.
Stranger: age sex location
Stranger: talk dirty.....i love it
Stranger: sexy beast
You: TALK DIRTY? IS THIS A TYPICAL PINK GRUBBY EARTH MONKEY THING OF SOME SORT. DO YOU EARTH CREATURES TYPICALLY START OUT CONVERSATION THIS WAY, ITS NO WONDER OUR SPECIES IS HELD IN HIGH REGARDS AS OPPOSED TO YOURS.
You: AND IF YOU MUST FUCKING KNOW 6SS/M/ALTERNIA.
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Stranger: Hi! 18 brazilian male. you?
You: hii, 6 2olar 2weep2, alterniian male. what doe2 thii2 iinformatiion have two do wiith anythiing?
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Stranger: Would you like for me to gargle your mayonaise?
You: that2 an iintere2tiing way of 2tartiing a conver2atiion.
You: ii2 thii2 typiical human etiiquette?
Stranger: y or n
Stranger: yes
You: iid an2wer iif ii knew what mayonaii2e wa2.
You: but thank2 for your concern ii gue22.
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Stranger: hi, 28m
You: wow, that wa2 quiick.
Stranger: reead
You: why do ii care again?
You: you certaiinly 2eem two be typiing up quiite a 2torm, but that2 fiine. hopefully thii2 conver2atiion goe2 much further iintwo depth than a2l.
You: but my lack of faiith ii2 generally bar-none, unle22 you count kk.
You: holy 2hiit you are 2tiill typiing, ii2 iit chrii2tma2 or 2ome 2hiit up iin here.
You: thii2 giive2 me ju2t enough tiime two make iinadvertent conver2atiion wiith my2elf whiile ii waiit for, what ii2 a22umably a wall of text by thii2 tiime, two appear.
You: hii, 2ollux. do you remember why you bothered lii2teniing two kk about talkiing wiith piink earth monkey2?
You: oh yeah, becau2e he biitched 2o hard you could hear hii2 proud diip2hiit leader 2iide2 2pliitiing and you felt 2orry for the nook 2niiffer.
You: gee, 2ollux. that 2ound2 liike an amaziingly 2tupiid thiing of you two do. you thiink by now that you would have learned better, but apparently that2 not true. good job, 2ollux, youre a geniiu2. a true omniisciient ma2termiind.
You: jegu2 fuck, you mu2t have been 2o eager two type 2o much that your meaty convoluted ma22 of gray and whiite you u2e two thiink wiith 2topped functiioniing entiirely.
You: ... thii2 ha2 been iintere2tiing.
You: ..... but ii thiink iim ju2t goiing two go.
You: have fun typiing ii gue22.
Stranger is typing...
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Stranger: f, i'm 18
Stranger: greece
You: oh. okay.
You: ... what doe2 that have two do wiith anythiing, ii'm 2everely confu2ed.
You: ii thiink a 2iimple hii would 2uffiice.
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: m
You: hii, m what?
Stranger: male
You: oh, congratulatiion2.
Stranger: thanks
You: no problem.
Stranger: are you the first time in omegle?
You: no, not at all.
You: 'ii am the fiifth tiime iin omegle', even though logiically/gramatiically that make2 no fuckiing 2en2e.
Stranger: aps
You: iif ii were two 2ay ye2, 2hould ii expect 2ome grand tour two follow?
Stranger: uffff
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You: H3 H3 H3
You: TH1S T3XT T4ST3S L1K3 K4RK4T'S
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Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: 23M looking for mature woman
You: THAT'S FUCKING GREAT.
You: ONLY THING IS.
You: I'M NOT A WOMAN.
You: OR HUMAN, FOR THAT MATTER.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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---Plenty more where this came from.
Look at all the time on my hands.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hiii
Stranger: i dooont like strangers who take long to type
You: wHaT tHe MoThErFuCk Is AlL uP mY iNvErTeBrOtHeR?
You: oH, sOrRy :o(
Stranger: oh.. you were doing that guetto thing with the letters
Stranger: xD
Stranger: type normally
Stranger: asl?
You: wElL i GuEsS i CaN
You: bUt It JuSt
You: doesnt feel all fuckin natural
Stranger: hahah so you are telling me
Stranger: this is NaTuRaL?
Stranger: :x
You: yEaH sEe YoU gEt It
Stranger: errr
Stranger: asl?
You: wHoA tHaTs A mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLe
You: wHaT aLl DoEs AsL eVeN mEaN?
Stranger: oh god...
Stranger: Age Sex Location
Stranger: AgE sEx LoCaTiOn
Stranger: in your lenguage
You: oH hAhA cUrIoUs MoThErFuCkEr ThAtS cOol
You: wHy AlL wOuLd YoU mOtHeRfUcKiN dO tHaT tYpE aNy DiFfErEnTlY
You: oH yEaH
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: psh i think i might disconnect
Stranger: im trying hard here :P
You: 6/m/AlTeRnIa
Stranger: 6??????
Stranger: wthhhhhhhh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

can i just. bring this back and say that omegle is now overrun by trolls. it's just... homestuck, homestuck everywhere. i'm scared.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Stranger 1: wwell
Stranger 1: i can answwer that
Stranger 1: and let me tell you
Stranger 2: is your "w" key broken?
Stranger 1: it takes a long time for me to figure it out
Stranger 2: also: what am i even
Stranger 1: wwhat no
Stranger 1: i havve a wwavvy accent asshole
Stranger 2: oh my god your "v" key is broken too!
Stranger 2: i think you should get your laptop fixed
Stranger 2: or keyboard
Stranger 1: im usin a desktop
Stranger 2: for that matter
Stranger 1: my computer isnt broken
Stranger 1: wwhy are you fuckin humans so rude
Stranger 2: what species are you?
Stranger 1: troll
Stranger 2: i wish you were the large, green type
Stranger 1: gray skin horns black lips and 100% manly
Stranger 2: that doesn't sound very attractive
Stranger 2: i can't imagine you being very popular with the ladies
Stranger 1: oh i am
Stranger 1: vvery
Stranger 1: vvery popular
Stranger 1: its hard for me not to get some head daily
Stranger 2: from humans?
Stranger 2: aren't troll dicks at least two feet long
Stranger 1: no not really
Stranger 2: with a foot circumference
Stranger 2: at least that's how i imagined them
Stranger 2: (implying i've imagined troll dicks)
Stranger 1: >implyin you havvent
Stranger 2: y-yeah, you got me
Stranger 2: there's worse things out there!
Stranger 2: troll dicks are only the tip of the iceberg
Stranger 1: i bet you read isla harley
Stranger 1: you knoww
Stranger 1: the derpcest fanfic
Stranger 1: didnt you
Stranger 2: actually, i have no idea what that is
Stranger 1: huh
Stranger 2: enlighten me, please
Stranger 2: isla harley?
Stranger 1: erotic fanfiction
Stranger 2: of what series?
Stranger 1: homestuck
Stranger 1: noww sea
Stranger 1: homestuck
Stranger 1: is a decent wwebcomic
Stranger 1: but its wwritten like
Stranger 1: a text based advventure game
Stranger 2: that sounds great
Stranger 1: if i wwere you i wwould read problem sleuth first
Stranger 1: to you knoww get the references first
Stranger 2: i think this is the most i've gotten out of an omegle conversation
Stranger 2: webcomic suggestions
Stranger 2: thanks for that
Stranger 1: youre wwelcome
Stranger 2: is that what you do in your spare time?
Stranger 2: read webcomics?
Stranger 1: yeah
Stranger 1: and givve suggestions to people
Stranger 1: wwell i guess ill
Stranger 1: SEA
Stranger 1: you later
Stranger 2: is that even a pun?!
Stranger 1: it is
Stranger 1: see=sea
Stranger 2: but "sea" doesn't make sense in this context...
Stranger 1: its a pun
Stranger 2: ...
Stranger 1: fish pun
Stranger 2: if you say so
Stranger 2: goodbye!
Stranger 2: fix your keyboard

whoever the hell you are, stranger 1, you made my night.
i wish i could have said something.

>>47949
you lie, i found none :(

what happened to trollmegle?

>>47984
Really, I'm finding a lot.

also, http://omeglestuck.tumblr.com/

hmm. does it have to be omegle? because there was this extremist Christian website called godhatesinners that I trolled with a few other homestuck characters....for some reason...

>>47993
I wouldn't think so. Go ahead and post the logs.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
D4V3 1S TH1S Y0U http://tinyurl.com/PUR3D4V3
Stranger 1: OH GOD
Stranger 2: no.
Stranger 1: OP
Stranger 1: I LOVE YOU
Stranger 1: <33333333
Stranger 2: ?
Stranger 2: :D
Stranger 2: bye
Stranger 1: Comic
Stranger 1: Reference

Stranger 2 has disconnected

i'm the same guy /\ /\


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: HELLO.
Stranger: f or m?
You: MALE
Stranger: age?
You: 6 SWEEPS
Stranger: single or married?
You: I FUCKING SINGLE.
You: I DIDN'T EVEN FILLED A BUCKET YET
You: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM.
You have disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELLO.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 6 SWEEPS MALE THE VEIL.
You: WHY THE FUCK YOU HUMANS ASK THAT SHIT.
You: YOU ARE NOT GOING TO FIND YOUR FUCKING WIFE
Stranger: hey hey...take a cup of camomille
Stranger: and be quite
You: NOPE.
You: I HAVE A TEAM TO LEAD.
Stranger: who cares
You: I FUCKING DO.
Stranger: i dont
You: I'MYOUR DAMN GOD
You: GIVEME RESPECT
Stranger: ok...but u have to go to fuck if u are my god
Stranger: because u created it all wrong
Stranger: idiot
You: YEAH.
You: I GAVE YOUR UNIVERSE CANCER
You: I GUESS I'M SORRY.
Stranger: no no
Stranger: u have not to be sorry
Stranger: u just have to leave us alone
Stranger: and let people from juppiter come on the earth to destroy it
Stranger: fucking gay
You: THERE AREN'T PEOPLE IN FUCKING JUPITER
You: WHATEVER THAT IS
Stranger: who knows
Stranger: of course u dont
You: I KNOW.
Stranger: impossible
You: YEAH I HAVE A FUCKING BITCH WITH A MAGIC CUE BALL.
Stranger: in ur ass i assure
Stranger: ur funny
You: I DESERVE A GODDAMN TROPHY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HEY FUCKASS

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Tried being Kanaya for a bit.

You: Hello
Stranger: hii
You: Well, You Seem Nice
Stranger: really...???
You: Yes. You Are The First Person Who Didn't Immediately Ask My Gender Or Try To Link Me To Some Adult Site
You: So, Who Do I Have The Pleasure Of Speaking To?
Stranger: DK
Stranger: u?
You: That Is A Strange Name
You: Mine Is Kanaya
Stranger: ma short name
Stranger: kanaya...!!!
Stranger: frm???
You: From Alternia
You: ...From Is What You Said, Right?
You: I Have Trouble With Your Typing Quirk.
Stranger: forget
Stranger: wats u do.....
kanaya....????
You: Well, I Like To Design Clothes
Stranger: hmmmm....!
You: And Garden
Stranger: i like fashion..
You: Sometimes, I Enjoy The Hot Alternian Sun
You: Most People I Know Burn Too Easily
Stranger: i dont think soo..
You: Oh, Indeed They Do
Stranger: so how s ur life...?
You: Decent. My Friends Are Over In The Other Room Yelling At Each Other
You: And Gamzee Keeps Honking His Horn.
You: It's Very Annoying
Stranger: okz....!!!!
Stranger: so do u have fb account,,,???
You: A What?
Stranger: facebook
Stranger: yup
You: Oh. Is That Sort of Like A Game?
You: Because I'm Only On Sgrub At The Moment
Stranger: no social networkig sites
Stranger: ??????//
You: I Have A Trollian Account
You: My Username Is GrimAuxillatrix
Stranger: im nt dare....!!
Stranger: its not populare here
You: Sorry. All My Friends Use Trollian.
You: Except A Few
You: Who Prefer Pesterchum
Stranger: dont knw...
You: Oh? I Assumed Most Humans Used Pesterchum
You: At Least
You: The Ones I've Met
Stranger: who is he/she
Stranger: ?
You: Oh. My Friend Rose Uses Pesterchum
You: I Must Admit, I Am Quite Enamored By Her
Stranger: ok
Stranger: nice to talk u
You: You Too
Stranger: time to go
Stranger: gd bye
You: Bye

>>50858
that was good but i'm gonna be "that person"

kanaya doesn't use puncuation

>>50862
Some habits are really hard to break

Question to discuss:
D--> You only have one bucket between you, what now?
Stranger 2: OH FUCK.
Stranger 2: EQUIUS WHAT THE FUCK
Stranger 1: So
Stranger 1: Wanna fuck me up the butt?
Stranger 1: You know
Stranger 1: Just two guys
Stranger 1: Doing it
Stranger 1: Like
Stranger 1: Kinda raw
Stranger 2: ...
Stranger 1: Maybe some spanking and shit
Stranger 2: IM JUST GOING TO DISCONNECT NOW.
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Question to discuss:
ii'm goiing to buy a new paiir of gla22e2, any 2uggestiion2?
Stranger 1: ray bin
Stranger 2: you need them, your obviously blind
Stranger 2: or 12
Stranger 2: either way
Stranger 2: and it's ray ban

Question to discuss:
cAN'T READ MY POKERFACE, mY, uHH, p-P-POKERFACE }:1
You: uHH, wHAT
Stranger: omg.
Stranger: I think it's Lady Gaga
You: i DON'T GET IT, i DON'T REMEBER WRITING THAT,
You: oH,
You: tHAT WOULD MAKE MORE SENSE,
Stranger: are you okay?
You: yEAH, i'M PRETTY GOOD,
You: hOW ABOUT YOU?
Stranger: Take the capslock off man
Stranger: lol
You: oH, sORRY,
You: iS THIS BETTER?
Stranger: still the same, mr.troll
You: hOLD ON,
You: lET ME SEE iF i CAN FIX THIS,
You: ,,,,,,
Stranger: lol, yous trollin!!!!
You: nOT i THINK IT IS STUCK, uHH, lIKE THIS
You: wHAT NO,
Stranger: yes you are.
Stranger: ;)
You: tHAT'S SILLY,
Stranger: you're silly
You: i DO lIKE TO PLAYGAMES THOUGH,
Stranger: like now.
You: dO YOUPLAY FIDUSPAWN?
Stranger: play wha??
You: oH NEVERHEARD OF IT,
Stranger: no.
You: iT'S PRETTY gREAT,
Stranger: cool story bro.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>50862
Punctuation Kanaya can pass for a humanstuck Kanaya. The real and biggest crime there was Kanaya confessing her deepest inner feelings to a complete stranger.

Question to discuss:
when was the last time you laughed so hard that you farted or peed ur pants?
You: H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3
You: R1GHT NOW
Stranger: h3?
You: Y34H
Stranger: he?
Stranger: hehehehehe?
You: YUP
Stranger: LUL
Stranger: ur a fag
Stranger: bro
You: WH4TS 4 F4G
Stranger: u
Stranger: come at me
Stranger: son
You: NOBODY W1LL T3LL M3 WH4T 4 F4G 1S
Stranger: its u
Stranger: look in a m1rror
Stranger: and u c a fag
You: 1M BL1ND 4SSHOL3
Stranger: well stop being fucking blind
You: H3H3H3H3H3H3
You: 1 C4NT
Stranger: yes you can i believe in you
Stranger: now u have to believe in yourself
You: 1TS 4 D3B1L1T4T1NG COND1T1ON
You: ON3 TH4T C4NT B3 STOPP3D THROUGH W1LLPOW3R
Stranger: i can actually read the sound of your retarded voice
You: OR ONL1N3 3NCOUR4G3M3NT
You: WH4T DO 1 SOUND L1K3?
Stranger: like a deaf person
You: 1M NOT D34F 1M BL1ND
You: DUMB4SS
Stranger: u are blind
Stranger: but u sound deaf
You: BUT 1V3 GOT 4 GR34T S3NS3 OF SM3LL
You: 1 C4N SM3LL YOU
You: THROUGH TH3 SCR33N
Stranger: lul
Stranger: what do i smell like
You: R3D
You: WH4T COLOR 1S YOUR BLOOD
Stranger: i smell red
You: 1T SM3LLS L1K3 C4NDY-4PPL3 SW33TN3SS
Stranger: well nice talkin with ya stranger
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
yo-gurt or yaw-gurt?

You: yogurt

Stranger: :33<*s33s stranger

You: oh hey nep

Stranger: :33<h33h33 h33y

You: so howw are you i guess i havvent talked wwith you in a wwhile it feels like

Stranger: :33<Oh gog its YOU

You: wwait wwhat do you fuckin mean by that

Stranger: :33<*backs away from 33ridan

Stranger: :33<You and your DUMB buck33t talk

You: im not talkin about buckets am i

You: youre the one that just fuckin mentioned them nep

Stranger: :33<I HAV3 B33N ON H3R3 FOR A WHIL3 AND ALL YOU DO IS WANT TO FILL BUCK3TS

Stranger: :33<AND YOUR EMPTY QUADRANTS

You: wwait wwhoa wwhat are you sure that wwas me

You: i dont evven knoww if youre nep its not like wwe can fuckin tell on this thing

Stranger: :33<Im purrf3tly sur3..mayb3 past you//

You: wwell maybe but i dont remember any a that

Stranger: :33<your all th3 SAM3 to m3

You: wwell thats not fuckin fair noww is it for all you knoww vvris is goin around doin stupid things wwhile impersonatin me

Stranger: :33<*Stares at Eridan..Watching closely..

You: not that i wwould know anythin about things like that

Stranger: :33<So how are you - WHAT SHE'S ON HERE! SHE SCARES ME

You: im fine considerin im really tempted not to ask but for the sake of a convversation how are you an yes vvris is here ivve run into her a feww times but she alwways fuckin disconnects

Stranger: :33<meh! Im fine of course.. So far I have only saw you! No one else not even karkitty.. Maybe I've done something wrong

You: its fuckin stupid i cant havve a convversation wwith my ex kismesis but ivve had convversations with sol it makes no fuckin sense

You: an thats fuckin wweird ivve noticed it too

You: normally i get kar tellin me to get the fuck off a this site but so far i havvent

Stranger: :33<You and sollux chat! what an amazement!!

You: i fuckin knoww right but i admit wwe wwere seein wwho wwould disconnect first so thats probably the only reason it lasted wwhat twwo fuckin hours

Stranger: :33<h33h33 karkitty

You: i wwonder if somethin happened to them

Stranger: :33<Ha who disconnects first

You: yeah an he started it too

Stranger: :33<Last night every one was practically on here

Stranger: :33<Sureeee he did

You: i knoww right an noww its kinda creepy its like they all vvanished and yes he fuckin did if you meet the right time vversion a him or wwhatevver he can confirm it

Stranger: :33<Purrr...Last night me and my karkitty made a password to tell whom's who

You: you knoww thats a really good idea

Stranger: :33<Yeah karkitty got it from equius..

You: eq huh i havvent seen him on here yet anywway

Stranger: :33<Oh..I was looking for him..Hoping we could share f33lings

Stranger: :33<*ac looks at eridan with slanted eyes*

Stranger: :33<This is the only time I have purrhaps actually chatted with you this long...You know with your cr33py past selves

You: oh wwell im here kind a for the same reason but im lookin for fef anywway nep if they wwere my past selvves id fuckin remember bein creepy wouldnt i

Stranger: :33<Hmm..Nope, you wouldnt h33h33h33.. Looking for Feferi??

Stranger: :33< So fur that I have b33n on this site, i never s33n her

You: wwhat wwhy wwouldnt i an yeah im lookin for her wwell i mean ivve found kan on here so im sure ill run into fef evventually too right

Stranger: :33<Kanaya b33n on here? Then theres hope that maybe I can find my murralis

Stranger: :33<*ac waves tail to say goodbye to eridan

Stranger: :33<Well I have to go! One ward to find everyone at least. and not *shivers* crazy Gamz33

You: yeah wwell okay see you nep an good luck i guess

Stranger: :33<Hurr your silly eridan.. Yes good luck!

You: wwait crazy gam wwhen did gam go crazy

Stranger: :33<Oh.. I dont know but all i know is I died..

You: an im not silly newwait wwhat

You: then howw are you fuckin typin

Stranger: :33<How are YOU typing? See your purrfectly silly

You: youre confusin the shit out a me nep

Stranger: :33<*ac attracts claws*

Stranger: :33<The same as you..Cr33p x33

Stranger: :33<Ugh, my head hurts now!! Bye eridan..and stop saying buckets, creeping poor tavros out..and making equius sweat.....

You: im not a fuckin creep damnit i swwear an i havvent said anythin about buckets but fine ill stop doin wwhat i wwasnt doin bye nep

Stranger: :33< OH! Wait our password is ********

Stranger: :33<Ever see a nepeta *ahh confusing* just say this and s33 if its me

You: wwell okay ill keep that in mind thanks nep

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Edited out OOC stuff and the password. Sorry for my piss-poor past!Eri.

>>55391
you guys are impossible to find, i wish zingled was still up so i could find you guys easily

how long do i even have to look?

>>55396

With a little persistence it's actually easy to find us guys...?, aha. Counting only the ones I can manage to reply to without the other half of the conversation disconnecting like a little tit, it takes less than ten tries before I find someone, most of the time.

Though that only counts for the question-based part of Omegle. I haven't bothered trying to find anyone with the normal, question-less bit.

How do you get to be a stranger answering a submitted question? I don't see the option anywhere.

>>55609
I once got the option to after a normal chat.

>>55635
Thing is that there are far more strangers than there are questions, so the questions are distributed randomly.

>>55396
Uh, Zingled is still up. No one uses it, but it's up.

Question to discuss:
Are you in t)-(e dream bubbles? 38)

Stranger 2: YES
Stranger 2: YES
Stranger 2: I AM
Stranger 2: Do you think the void
Stranger 1: what ?
Stranger 2: Is the dream bubbles?
Stranger 2: It's homestuck
Stranger 1 has disconnected

What did Omegle ever do to you guys? I don't know what it's for; but this isn't the first time I've seen a thread like this; sometimes in /vp/ you pretend to be a trainer, or homestuck or whatever.