I think I can speak for every hater when I say that I find everything those people do unfunny, boring and downright embarassing to watch.
BUT I realize that different people have different tastes and usually don't mind their stuff being posted, since I am fully aware that I can simply ignore it.

Think we ought to enforce a "No gossiping about the team members' personal lives" rule lest a shitstorm break out.

I've recently become a fan of JesuOtaku's videos. They're always so intelligent, insightful, and fair; she might just be one of my favorite critics period.

I like most of Brad's stuff Cinema Snob and Brad Tries being the top especially since that got me hooked on Wreckless Eating which is a riot.

I've only ever really watched Cinema Snob, Spoony and Nostalgia Critic. I've tried watching Linkara before but I didn't really get into it because I've just not read a lot of comics to really get where he's coming from. Angry Joe I've not bothered cause he seems like kind of a douche. Bum Reviews I will never watch cause that character is fucking annoying. There was also some other really fat guy I watched a video of but you could tell he had no idea what to really do about a review.

>>24104
Hey cutie do you have a mail?

>>24119
W-what?

If you bastards aren't watching 'Brows Held High' ya'll deserve the shitty reviewers you watch.

>>24119

Wow, beat me to make this thread Mindwipe.
And yeah, Phelous deserves more love.

>>24103
You are a quite wise anon there.

>>24104
Agreed, the less we learn about that, the better.
As long as their personal lives and ideologies don't interfere with their products.
Also, I need to watch more stuff from her, Glad that Inked Reality have her, since apart of her there's that guy MasakoX and he's pretty annoying in his poor reviews.

>>24107
Yeah, I'm glad Spoony gave him that bump because Brad really deserved it.

>>24128
What?

>Critic
I like him. Sure, he doesn't like Casper or Johnny Depp as Willie Wonka, but that's cool. It's his opinion, which is kind of the point of the show; if I don't agree with it sometimes, I'll just skip the video.

>Chick
Ehhhhhhhhhh... I can understand her desire to not just do 80's girly cartoons, but frnakly they were more fun. Nella's a god-damn riot.

>Spoony & Cinema Snob
Tied for best reviewers on the site.

>Linkara
Honestly, I liked him better when he did plotlines as a joke, but they're mostly skippable so it doens't matter too much. The main trouble he has is that he pretty much did his best review really early on. I mean really early on. Not to say that his stuff isn't usually good, it's just that... he really needs to quit getting mad at The Care Bears and The Kool-Aid Man.

>>24150
>Marzgurl
I watched that review of Cool World she did with Linkara, as well as that Top 10 she did where she bitched at certain cartoons for explaining the concept of the show. Not my cup of tea.

>Film Brain
He's... good, I guess. Only watched some of his early work, so maybe I haven't got the best handle on him.

>Phelous
I tried to like him, honest I did. Then again, maybe watching the first three minutes of his review of Mac & Me doesn't strictly count as "trying".

>Angry Joe
I watched his Sonic Free Riders review. Pretty damn good, although I'm worried his other reviews will pale in comparison.

>JewWario
I watched one of his videos; nice and original idea, executed well.

>Everyone else
If I did watch one of their videos, it didn't make much of an impression on me.

If there are any videos by any of the above internet reviewers that anybody here think is worth mentioning, I'd like to hear it. No really.

>>24152
I recommend the Sage's video game reviews. They aren't for laughs, just really well put together reviews that give a good idea of what you're in for with the game.

Also the aforementioned JesuOtaku, who does anime reviews.

I like Benzaie and Video Games Awesome, beyond just the Critic, who I still think is a bastard heathen who actually disliked Good Burger.

Don't they have a form on the site? So why the fuck is there tread for them here....fuck it I'm drunk

>>24152

Well, if you want to give Phelous another try, I'd recommend watching either Quarantine or Birdemic. I've never seen his Mac and Me review, but I do notice the further I go back in the archives the worse he is, so it might be worth checking out those to see how much he's improved.

>>24150
Linkara really needs to quit getting mad at pretty munch everything. Yeah, it's understandable that things like early Image and 90's comics can piss him off, but seriously, get over it. And it's frustarting to watch his rants against One More Day(he even dragged Last Angry Geek on a critic/rant about One moment in time). My Favorite linakra review will always be the "Superman at World's Ehd" review, it's the most balanced oen between jokes and review.
You should check the Last Angry Geek reviews, those are really informative and with very few jokes.

>>24152
MarzGurl is ok, but I don't really like her editorials, and specially the ones that are rants against scanlations/fansubs. But outside that, she's a nice fella.

Brain Film is ok, not the best but niether the worst. He's entertaining and informative, althoug I sometimes have problems with hsi accent. Then again, english isn't my first language, so that msut be me.

Angry Joe reviews are hit or miss sometimes, but he's generally good with videogame reviews.

Sage reviews are some the best reviews I've seen around.

JewWairo it's a really interesting project, specially since there are a lot of cool stuff that we'll never get outside Japan.

I reccomend you to check Chad Rocko reviews, that are basically about obscure and characters for any media or very obscure cartoons. He even makes his own cards for hsi videos. Here's his dA page: http://chadrocco.deviantart.com/
Also, Todd in the Shadows hs good music reviews, but most of them are focused on actual pop.

>>24155
Yep, you are very drunk.

>>24157
His Mac and me review it's pretty boring actually, but that maybe could be because it's his first one.

Eh, the critic's stuff isn't really about Nostalgia anymore. More about it being to appease the fans now. As for the persona, can't help but feel Flanderization kicking in.

The commercials episodes are hilarious, though.

I generally find amusement or good points from most reviewers of tgwtg. Though, there are some that I just really don't even watch at all, namely Sean what's his face, most of Roses' pc-game ones, most of PAW's suff, and some of the other less watched ones.

Spoony, Brad, and lately Phelous have been personal favorites so far.

>>24166
An unfortunate byproduct of being popular. He now has standards to live up to and can't just do the movies he wants when he wants.

Man TGWTG is so 2008 Reviewtopia is where it's at now dude

>>24176
I s'pose. Mostly though, I find it due to the money.
I mean, the early ones seem more sincere, y'know?

Also, I know this is... a long shot considering the nature of the site and all... But have they thought of a sports specialist-type guy? I mean, I'm sure (s)he'd be unpopular, but I'd say it'd be a useful experiment.

>>24104

That's because she's a critic first and an entertainer second.

And I hope that Bum Review in the Gurren Lagann video wasn't the start of her slide into suck. That's the Kiss of Death for people they bring over from other sites. Spoony started to suck right after he started doing it too (and let his fat GOTIS suffering girlfriend have creative say and full run of his forums).

Todd is good too. Those two are really the only ones I watch. I'll watch the Critic if I'm interested in whatever he's talking about. Haven't watched the Chick since she started doing half assed skits in place of actual reviews, Linkara's regressive republican ass can go fuck himself, and Spoony... yeah.

Angry Joe can go suck a dick too. Oh baww, no one took you seriously at the VGAs. First off, it's the fucking VGAs. Second, you don't go up to someone being antagonistic right off the bat and demanding an interview. Especially since you are, in the grand scheme of game reviewers, a nobody.

Alright fine I'll say it the only thing I find funny about Lupa is the fact that she can't read a script and can't act to save her life. Fitting how she reviews z movies though

>>24187
Eh, I didn't have a problem with it.

Will agree that the Chick's stuff was a lot stronger before she brought skits into it, though.

>>24197
>Will agree that the Chick's stuff was a lot stronger before she brought skits into it, though.

I find this to be a common issue with most reviewers. They resort on skits and re-appearing characters to tell the jokes over a situation that's not really needed just to fill in a gap rather than letting the movie be the joke.

Chick has always been kinda meh, IMO.

I watch Todd (pretty good, has some weak moments, but I look forward to his reviews) , JesuO (solid gold 100% of the time) and occasionally TheRapCritic (still finding his groove, but decent enough I guess).

Oh yeah, whatever anyone do, avoid Distressed Watcher's stuff like the plague.

Screw all of you, Dark Nella is the Shit.

>>24290
What does he have?

>>24328 Well here is his latest.
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/dw/dwr/30318-karate-kid-trilogy
I liked the part about data without emotions.
Becouse I totally do that.

>>24328
Also known as "The Amazing Atheist/God of the Godless" on youtube, he's pretty munch the atheist equivalent of a religious zealot, with most of his videos being author filibusters of this opinions. He decided to make reviews for the people of TGWTG and he brought that attitude to his first reviews (The Transformers: Rise of the Fallen review is a very good example). But after seeing >>24336 he's toning down at that, and that's a good thing in my opinion.

Reviewers who overcome my short attention span: Paw, Vangelus, Todd in the shadows, Film Brain, Welshy, Rap Critic, Brad Jones(his Brad Tries stuff is a favorite), Video Games Awesome, Jew Wario, and newcomer, Pushing Up Roses.

I go through different waves of entertainment with these folks. I mean, one minute I'll think they're the cat's meow, then the next the cat's litter.
Unlike NCritic, Chick and Linkara, I haven't managed to fall back in viewership with is Spoony(and I'm going to start ducking riiiight now.) I don't know why, I'm just not interested anymore. Marz Girl deserves props for braving the Land Before Time sequels. As a kid who disliked them very much but had little cousins who LOVED them, I salute her for her bravery.

>Todd's new video.

No. No no no no...

Todd, please, stop with the cameos. I know you don't like doing them. You've said on camera that you don't like doing them because you're a perfectionist. You know who else did them and is now a terrible unwatchable unfunny obnoxious shitstain? Spoony.

Stop it. Please. I don't care if these people are your friends or if it gets you more money somehow. You are a talented person who is 10 times more knowledgeable in the field you're covering than nearly every single person on the site. Let your own writing and the facts carry themselves. Don't rely on the cheap gimmicks and shitty skits everyone else does.

http://nostalgiacritic.blip.tv/file/4950080/
I have to say, I must agree with the Critic when it comes to Baby Geniuses. Fuck damn, that movie almost can drain your brain; and the sequel was even worse.

>>24354
Wait, which one of Todd's videos?

>DAT LAST PART OF PHELOUS REVIEW
>DAT REGENERATION

I WAS NOT READY

New Phelous? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm starting to wonder if CR! has let his inner /co/mrad out in a bad way. I mean at first he as a pretty good alternative to some of the other folk there, but his anime review and the Green M&M's review really makes me wonder about him.

>>24458
Eh. Everyone has something weird about them.

>>24458
His inner /co/mrad?
How so?

You know what I love?
Lisning to funny pepole playing D&D!
http://www.lordkat.com/dungeons-dragons
You will never what stupid shit they get into next.

Oh Phelous, you never stop to surprising me.
Can't wait for your RE: Afterlife review.

I just shake my head every time I see Benzaie put up a video about some hentai game. I kind of wish he would try to take that shit to Something Awful just so I can watch them mock him for being a creeper who LPs and reviews shitty cartoon porn. But he's probably smart enough (and of course, there's no end to the endless mindless TGWTG fanboys who would defend him) to read the subforum's rules and not even try.

>>24853
Oh yeah, never been H-game LPs on SA, no sir.
http://lparchive.org/Tsukihime/

And there certainly wasn't an entire section of the site once dedicated to reviewing and mocking them.
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hentai-game-reviews/

Okay I gotta ask this, has anyone here been to Busy Street? That
site that's anti-TGWTG, I've been there and they do make SOME
good points but I just feel like they are ED rejects at best.

>>24863

Yes, and that shit doesn't fly anymore. He would be mocked. And rightly so.

>>24853
>Being offended by hentai
>On an image board
Oh anonymous, you so crazy.

Wow, Brad's Cannibal Holocaust review was pretty munch ok.
And less shocking than I expected.

I guess this thread can also be about other non-TGWTG reviewers, right?
Anyways, this fella is ok and has some good reviews. But if you think Linkara's voice is irritating, welp, you haven't heard this guy:
TV Trash: Jeannie

>>24878

Nah, just facepalming at the fact that he makes himself look like a mouth-breathing weeaboo.

>>24978

Also, this isn't /b/. There ain't shit to be offended at except retards defending a glorified CYOA BUT WITH PORN reviewer.

>>24853
Have you ever watched those videos man? All he does is mock them viciously.

>next Paw's Music Movies: The Muppet Movie
Classic Movie Lines #68

The Nostalgia Critic is, on the whole, pretty decent. He has his moments, both good and bad. I never liked Nostalgia Chick except for anything involving Nella, who is awesome. Cinema Snob is one of the best on the site. Linkara's pretty entertaining most of the time, though since I barely read comics I often find myself uninterested. Spoony's stuff is almost all excellent- his review of Final Fantasy 8 had me in stitches. I just wish he'd quit with the Dr. Insano thing- I've got no problem with characters and plotlines coming into play in these videos, I just think Dr. Insano's voice is incredibly irritating.

>>24989
I kinda go the other way on that.
Nostalgia critic has always been very hit and miss. Used to be mostly hits. Now it's mostly miss. But when he hits, it's a winning hit.

The chick is usually best when she's monologuing. She gives off good points. But Nella's usally there just to set up a point. From there, I don't really find her funny... at all.

Linkara is usually very good - but uninteresting at times. Felt this even back when I was big on comics.

And Spoony, I just think he's the best one of the lot.

So, Spoony is gonna make a Warrior #4 review. Hmm, I think that a TGWTG Anniversary special is on the way.

I actually really like Todd in the Shadows.

The guy's got a good screen presence and decent acting chops. He definitely needs a script to work (his commentaries are pretty bluh) but he's pretty funny.

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/paw/music-movies/30798-the-muppet-movie

New Paw video.

http://www.phelous.com/node/657
RE: Afterlife review!
About time.

>>25418
Yeah.

Love Snobs recent review

http://thecinemasnob.com/2011/05/12/oversexed-rugsuckers-from-mars.aspx

the Bum bit was hilarious.

http://blip.tv/nostalgiacritic/nostalgia-critic-the-other-animated-titanic-movie-5174158

Welp, if wasn't for you guys and many others, I would have lost my faith on humanity a long time ago.

his autism levels are too high

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/oancitizen/brows-held-high/31024-alice
I like this guy. And the fact that have review movie made of WTF, porn and Nightmares.

Todd's still on his slow decent into being nothing but pointless cameos and secondary plots in his reviews like nearly everyone else on the site. (He's still good though.) But I will say this: I finally know what the title of "Firework" is. Fucking E! uses it in all of their promos that I have to sit through to watch The Soup and I loathed it with a passion from the moment I first heard it even though I didn't know who the fuck was singing it and what it was called.

So thank you, Todd. I now have a name to go with my rage.

I like CR. But then again, I watch anime and Western animation and tend to approach them in the same way.

Linkara I only watch every once in awhile, NC's alright, and I enjoy NC even though I usually disagree with him. I don't usually watch the game reviewers, I don't really care for fan-modded games.

>>25949

If you guys haven't watched Oancitizen's Brows Held High, I highly recommend it—not only are there good jokes about the source material, but he actually analyzes (sometimes straight, sometimes satirically) the material, and he's not afraid to praise elements of an otherwise bad film and even reviews movies he likes. He's also ridiculously well-read, or at least well-researched. If you'd like to test these waters, I recommend starting with his Kenneth Branagh retrospective:

http://blip.tv/brows-held-high/brows-held-high-shakespeare-film-and-kenneth-branagh-a-retrospective-5078006

And his work has been very high quality since the first episode, so there's no weirdness there.

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/specials/31222-the-third-year-anniversary-teaser
This is going to be even more sillier than Kickassia.
Also, the TGWTG crossover season has already begun, and I really liked Linkara's and Snob's video. Can't wait for the Warrior #4 review.

>>26367

That is seriously the dorkiest fucking thing I have ever seen. And I fucking LARP. Also...

>mfw JewWario dressed up as Jareth.

Cool, the other Linkara-Snob crossover:
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/specials/31237-linkara-and-cinema-snob-bimbos-bc

http://blip.tv/phelous/drive-thru-5252063

"This is a movie with scenes, and things happening within those scenes. None of it is interesting or funny, but I cannot deny that time passes while pictures on the screen move, so there is that. And if that interests you, then I highly recommend this."

Phelous is my Spirit Animal.

>watching Ashens' Tech Dump (seriously, how did we all miss this guy?)
>mfw Vinnie Vole

Okay seriously I'm getting sick and tired of going to this site and
seeing crossovers seriously they are not original and not funny
enough is enough I get it you guys wanna do crossovers then one
or two is fine but so far i have seen like 7 crossovers on the main page alone. Any hope I have for this site being as good again like it was in 2008 is now gone.

>>26367
...Is it bad that I totally can't wait for that? I loved Kickassia, and this looks to be hilarious.

>>26400

I read/heard somewhere that crossovers = more money for them.

They'll be gone once the whole Suburbian Knights thing is out and out of everyone's system. Then they'll go back to the 10 second webcam clip crossovers that most of them use as a crutch.

What are opinions on Apollo Z. Hack? He's an odd guy on channel awesome, and he's less spoken then others that's for sure, but he always has something interesting to bring to the table with what he tends to review.

Another one is whoever that guy is that once put some reviews on that also included a papercraft animation or two. He's made some alright reviews, but I have no idea who that guy is...

http://blip.tv/phelous/a-serbian-film-5275180
This man is my hero.

NEWBORN PORN!

http://blip.tv/the-cinema-snob/mr-popper-s-penguins-review-5285579

Best Midnight Screening Story Ever!!!

>>26611
I was just about to post that. I couldn't breathe through that video I was laughing so hard.

Brad really is the best of the TGWTG bunch, and these midnight screening things are tempting me to watch more of his roundtable stuff with his friends like the Bruno Mattei show.

>>26613
Now I want to check out a midnight showing of Cars 2 next week.

For the most part I'll only watch Brad Jones because all of his stuff is amusing and he seems to be the most normal out of the bunch. The other guys/girls I'll watch a show or two depending on what it's about. Usually just Phelous, JewWario or GuruLarry. Then again those three are the only ones I'll watch on TGWTG since Brad has his own site that I find easier to navigate.

>>26627
Doug Walker (and his brother Rob), if you watch any of the stuff (or rather, listen since it's mostly just the commentaries) where he's not playing a character like Nostalgia Critic or the Bum, is actually pretty down to earth too. Those two, along with James over at AVGN and Brad Jones, tend to be a lot less psychotically critical of things as opposed to say, Spoony. Doug has recently started to put up normal reviews to go along with the Bum reviews, so it's starting to be a lot more common to just see HIM as opposed to his characters.

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/oancitizen/brows-held-high/31380-sweet-movie
In the end he calls out evreyone as the pussys they are!
Also >WHY GOD THE MOVIE

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/31233-little-nemo

Little Nemo the Duke Nukem Forever of '80s Japanese Animation

>>26694
Ahahahaha

A-yup.
Sillier than ever.
http://blip.tv/nostalgiacritic/suburban-knights-full-trailer-5301597

>>26694
Yeah pretty munch.
Still, I'll have more fun with Forever than with that film.

Movie's out.

>"Well, the black Harry Dresden lookalike blew up a car and killed a stoner stereotype. This might not be as bad as I thou-"
>Resists urge to punch the screen when Joe appears after the credits.
>mfw all the girls want JewWario because of his package.

>>26866
Actually it's because he's David Bowie.

>>26894
I thought that was this guy...

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/paw/music-movies/31497-willy-wonka-a-the-chocolate-factory

God I love Paw. He's so adorable and dorky, I don't even care that he has NO comedic talents.

>>26895

That IS David Bowie!

>>26912
As a ninja scarecrow.

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/31529-suburban-knights-part-5
>MFW 17:00

...how old are these people again?

>>27097
Mid 20s - late 20s mostly.

But they all have the minds of 12-14 year olds.

Okay so bottom line: is Suburban Knights actually funny?

>>27097
Jew Wario is like 37
>>27102
It's ok, mostly it has funny parts but overall it seems to have kinda over extended itself.

kinda like they were like "LARPing is nerdy right? Let's do that."

Been watching Suburban Knights. Pretty much the only times I've really been amused are when Spoony's group is on screen(which is surprising, I've never really been interested in him), and a few moments with Brad's penchant for screaming. The opening scene with Angry Joe was fucking hilarious though, same for whenever Nostalgia Chick goes all Elvish. I'm not sure what the hell they're doing with the villain though, he's trying way too hard to be serious and just feels out of place.

>>27108
>he's trying way too hard to be serious and just feels out of place
That could be the joke in and of itself, but then that becomes a problem of unclear delivery.