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No. 31891
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G:"CRISIS ALERT!!! AYAYAYAYAY!!! Deana Repelta has unleashed Magnitudeasaurus on Greendale Grove!"
M:"MWAHAHAHAHA!! POP POP!!!" *laser eyes*
P:"Woah! Sounds heavy, Robot Garrett."
G: "MY NAME IS ALPHA 5, SIR."
P:"Yeah, yeah, Johnny 5, whatever. Now, you Rangers, I have summoned you here today t- Wait, where's Shirley?"
A:"Shirley's character type doesn't fit any of the specific ranger types, so we decided to give her Ernie's position."
S:"This isn't nice..."
P:"Darn. Well, at least the rest of us are here. You guys figure out a plan and stuff, I'm gonna try and spin around in the tube..."
A:"Annie, I'd say the best tactic for you is to go with Chang in the White Falconzord, while Troy and I will take the Shark Cycles t-...Jeff, you have to put the phone away. It's 1995."
J:"Oh, well, as much as I LOVE to wear matching skin-tight latex suits with you guys..."
C:"HAH! GUHAYUH!!!"
J:"... in what is obviously a ridiculous sound stage from Xanadu, I'm drawing the line at the whole technologically-accurate junk. I'm in the middle of booking a meal after this."
P:"Hey, Gaylord, stop breaking the fourth wall or I'm making you the Blue Ranger."
B:"Yeah, Pier-"
P:"Zordon. I'm Zordon now."
B:"Zordon, whatever, maybe you should consider changing up some color pallates of the rest of us. I mean, it's obvious why you put Troy in the BLACK Ranger's outfit."
C:"Oh God no..."
P:"Because he... wanted to use the Frog Zord?"
B:"No, because h- well..."
T:"First off, Britta, quit being racist by proxy. Second, I've got ninja powers and an axe that turns into a shotgun. I'm cool with this."
G:"RANGERS! MAGNITUDASAURUS IS EATING A SCHOOLBU-"
J:"OH SHUT UP! Fine, let's just get this over with, and this helmet better not mess up my hair, I've got plans at six."
T & A: "TROY AND ABED SAY IT'S MORPHING TIME!"
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