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48678 No. 48678
Old one is autosaging, I think.

>troll Jesus has a Virgo mom
>oh
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>> No. 48842
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Oh god damnit, I just got it.
>> No. 48846
>Jade is into furries
>Jadesprite is a furry
>> No. 48847
Her name is Kanaya Maryam. Did it really take that long?
>> No. 48850
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>ships get sunk by cannons
>ship getting sunk by canon
>> No. 48865
this happend a while ago but I got that Tavros was all about Peter Pan and Vriska was like a pirate, and I even got that Rufio was a reference to Hook, but I didn'tmake the connection to Tavros' Peter Pan theme.
EH.

Oh also
>Gl'bgolyb
>just crazy way to say glub glub
>> No. 48887
>>48865
I'm pronouncing Gl'bgolyb as "glub glub" from now on.
>> No. 48945
Trolls spend a great deal of time on computers, and deposit their genetic material in pails.
These days, a lot of masturbation takes place in front of computers, and genetic material is deposited into bucket-like wastebins.
>> No. 48947
>>48945
That's gross!

>>48865
This I also didn't get, though. Might have if I tried pronouncing it out loud once, but any name with an apostrophe and a bunch of consonants in it
is usually beyond my pronunciation skills.
>> No. 49439
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>John's title is Heir of Breath (air)
>Equius' title is Heir of Void (literal nothingness)
>both of these titles essentially equate to Heir of Absolutely Jack Shit

I am not sure if this is significant or what but woah man
>> No. 49446
>>49439
Air isn't nothing. We've seen John blow already, and he blows HARD.
>> No. 49448
>>49439

Ooor
Heir of Breath
>Breath of Air
and
Heir of Void
>Void of Air
>> No. 49460
>>49448
>Void of Air.
>How Equius died.
>> No. 49479
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>Purple is made by combining red and blue.
>> No. 49490
>>49460
>>49448
DAMN eeeeeeit
>> No. 49492
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>>49479
>> No. 49895
>ectoBiologist

>EB

>EarthBound
>> No. 49896
>>49479
one fish two fish
red fish blue fish
>> No. 49899
>>49896
That's really fishing. I mean stretching it.
>> No. 49907
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>>49895



....woah
>> No. 49996
~ATH is "Til Death"
^CAKE is "carrot cake"

To be a "moiraille" is to literally be somebody's morale or moral support

Colonel Sassacre is a 'sass-acre', like a 'wise-acre', does not rhyme with 'massacre'
>> No. 49999
Mindfang decided against blackrom with Redglare because the neophyte was too obsessed with redtape. Redtape.
>> No. 50148
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>Eridan lives in a sunken ship
>> No. 50149
>>49996
'kismesis' = kiss + nemesis. I honestly just realized that a few days ago, derp
>> No. 50155
>>50149
actually it's kismet + nemesis
>> No. 50161
>>50155
>>50149
Fairly confident it's both.
>> No. 50162
eridan lives in a sunken ship
>> No. 50165
>>50162

it's not sunken, it's beached or wrecked.

sunken implies underwater.

whoops
>> No. 50166
>>50162
So what? How is this releOHMYGAAAAAAAAAWD
>> No. 50169
>>50165
a shipwreck is fine too
>> No. 50396
from here: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005756

>Vriska asks John on a d8.
>Her dice are d8s.
>> No. 50410
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50410
So I just realized who Typheus is.
>> No. 50411
>>50410
I beg your pardon?
>> No. 50412
>>50411
What this guy said.
>> No. 50413
>>50410
Say again?
>> No. 50414
>>50410
hahaha, you're seriously JUST getting that? it's been obvious since the intermission!
>> No. 50415
>>50414
Then explain to those of us who are not finding it so obvious, please.
>> No. 50419
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>>50415
It seems like some of you forgot about this page.
>> No. 50424
1/10 made me check
>> No. 50425
Grandpa:

- Had that Typheus minion in his room
- As well as trophies of Sburb monsters
- Was on LOWAS
- John said Typheus was awake when he found him
>> No. 50426
>>50425
Why would Typheus kill and stuff one of his own minions?
>> No. 50427
>>50426
because it failed him for the last time
>> No. 50431
>>50425
That really proves jack shit.
>> No. 50514
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004011

"Nap time! Everybody wins. Horsaroni gains a bunch of levels. In no time he will be ready to breed and you can put him out to stud."

This foreshadowed Tavros gaining a bunch of levels by sleeping through the game all along. But was he ready to buckets?
>> No. 50515
>>50514
how is it possible to ghain levels while sleep?
>> No. 50518
>>50515
Maybe EXP gets distributed evenly among the party, and he kind of mooched off some of it.
>> No. 50519
>>50515
That's how it works in the Elder Scrolls games.
>> No. 50520
>>50518
thats good, grinding up all your characters manually on the off chance using the ones you dont usually use will be mandatory sometime (usually in a story arc centered around them or in some kind of two parties split up scenario) is a pain, sburb is wise to have such a mechanic
>> No. 50521
>>50515
You gain levels for doing literally anything in Sburb. You might gain levels for waking up on Prospit because it seems to be a big part of the game; that means Jade and Kanaya lost out on them by being awake before Sburb began, and Rose may have also because she was kind of already awake due to doomed timeline shenanigans.

Also Tavros might have done a lot of important shit on Prospit no one gave him credit for because he is Tavros. The rest of the trolls thought fighting was the right way to play the game, and you only fought stuff when you were awake.
>> No. 50525
>>50521
>that means Jade and Kanaya lost out on them by being awake before Sburb began

i dunno its not like all party members start at level 1 when you meet them in most games, dudes you meet later in the game are usually set at a level deemed appropriate for challenges youll be facing there
>> No. 50527
>>50525
True; both Jade and Dave appeared to have some level of combat ability, suggesting they had already begun climbing their echeladders before the game had begun.
>> No. 50534
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I think I just figured out what The Scratch is.
>> No. 50535
>>50534
Hussie seems to have a thing about ripping reality itself in half.
>> No. 50545
>>50527

Except that Jade explicitly did not, and climbed her first rung by (not) defeating a nuclear imp. You probably don't remember it because it didn't involve kids making out or pointless characters not doing anything then dying. Or people bitching about it.
>> No. 50546
>>50545

GOT EM
>> No. 50547
>>50546

Look guy, the only reason I remember anything about act 5 is when people bitch about it (ROSE & DAVE ECHELADDER WHERE?!?1? HUSSIE YOU TRIPPLE FAGGOT TROLL, and the such), and everything else is conspicuous blanks. I'm speaking from experience here.
>> No. 50562
>>50546
some rpgs consider special class or race combinations to be "equivalent to" being of higher level despite technically being level one, sometimes even tacking on xp penalties so that a mixed party would even out eventually.
>> No. 50563
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>PS put candy-corn under his hat
>Trolls have candy-corn horns
>> No. 51266
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>Sollux keeps bees

>bees is pronounced like the latin word "bis"

>bis means twice
>> No. 51291
>>51266
Well yeah. Hence bee-nary code.
>> No. 51307
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>Karkat was mad that everyone had piles of things everywhere.
>There is now a corpse pile.
>> No. 51308
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Oh, also:
>Vriska has 8 eyes.
>She needs glasses to see.
>> No. 51309
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Oh my god I just remembered what my original 'oh I get' was:
>Dave's shirt is a broken record
>Broken records usually skip and repeat themselves
>The Scratch will start the game over
>History repeats itself
>> No. 51314
>>51309
So basically, it keeps happening?
>> No. 51315
>>51309
corrolary:
remember all those "immutable facts" that people were "stating for the record"?

guess what's about to happen to the record?
>> No. 51317
>>51309
Also, Dave's record wasn't broken before his fight with Bro.

I never noticed that.
>> No. 51321
>>51309
>>51315
What is wrong with you people.
>> No. 51426
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51426
>> No. 51427
>>51317
also known as "i never read the comic" or "I started at act 5"
>> No. 51512
>the line segments in LE break down to "==>"
>We were already on MSPA before Homestuck existed, and we cannot be destroyed except through glitches (hiatuses) in space-time (updates).
>the readers are lord english. it's us.

>> No. 51514
>>51512
*DUN! DUN! DUN!*
>> No. 51587
The note to john that the terminator bunny was carrying came from jade's grandson, but when the scratch happens and the players switch places with their ancestors, "grandpa" harley will have jade as his grandmother.
The bunny came from her grandpa

Also, rose's feeling that she was only a supporting character in her mother's epic story will be substantiated if the characters switch places with their ancestors. Since rose will die and mom's team will (presumably) win the game
>> No. 51603
>"Trickster Mode"
>ghostlyTrickster

Wow. That just now dawned on me.
>> No. 51614
>>51603
Eh, that's not really a direct connection though. It's more like they have a common root word, which of course comes from John's enthusiasm for pranks. A nice thought, but I wouldn't call that an intentional link.
>> No. 51681
Scalemates are a pun on Palemates.
It's a troll pun.
>> No. 51682
>>51681
I thought it was a play off of stalemate.
>> No. 51685
>>51681
I assumed it was playmate with scale

you know, because the libra sign is a scale, which the dragon scales are a pun off of
>> No. 51686
In the book Catcher in the Rye the symbol for the protagonist's little sister growing up is the record he got for her shattering.

This is the same symbolism as Dave, and generally all the record breaking and scratching.
>> No. 51687
I notice people have a hard time accepting that Lord English's mansion is on the surface of Alternia, and Scratch lives in a separate city on Alternia's green moon.

I often see people saying that Scratch lives in the mansion when he doesn't.
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51750
Oh.

Oh god.
>> No. 51751
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51751
>>51750
NO

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>> No. 51752
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51752
>>51750
STOP
>> No. 51753
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51753
>>51750
>> No. 51755
>>51750
Okay, we've found the perfect voice talent for Doc Scratch.
>> No. 51780
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>>51750
haha
>> No. 51802
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51802
FUCK
>> No. 51803
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51803
>>51802

Dude.
>> No. 51804
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51804
>>51802
>> No. 51805
You guys do realize that the second Quest Bed is on Prospit/Derse, right?
>> No. 51806
>>51802
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>> No. 51810
>>51802

Isn't that kind of tautological? The whole point of 10 25 is that it's 4 months and 13 days away from 6 12. There's nothing weird going on.
>> No. 51820
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51820
This one's dumb but.

>all about irony
>fighting stance uses air quotes
>> No. 51822
>>51810
... yeah, when you put it that way, it's not that amazing.
>> No. 51827
>>51810
I thought it was the thing where 1025 and 413 are additively identical.
>> No. 51864
612 + 413 = 1025.
>> No. 51869
>>51864
A = A
>> No. 51887
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51887
u dont have 2 be big to wear big coat if its a disguise... hmm...
>> No. 51888
>>51308
>The glasses are another Eight symbol.
>> No. 51891
>>51888
Sometimes I seriously can't tell if you people are trolling or serious.
>> No. 51892
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51892
>>51891
>> No. 51894
>>51892
graspingforstraws.jpg
>> No. 51896
>>51894
>>51891
If you can think of any other reason Hussle gave her glassies, i'm listening 8)
>> No. 51897
>>51896
cuz shes a nerd B)
>> No. 51898
>>51896
Because he uses glasses to give his characters some distinctive traits.
>> No. 51902
>>51896
because glasses are one of his fetishes
>> No. 51907
>>51888

because the girl with vision 8 fold needing glasses is hilarious
>> No. 51915
Hussie said on the forums that she needs glasses because having two eyes with really different vision levels requires corrective lenses.
>> No. 51918
>>51915
Well there you go.
>> No. 51953
snowman is a girl because she's the 8 ball and if you turn 8 sideways you get boobies
>> No. 51960
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51960
>>51953
ha ha ha no.
"SNOWMAN" is no man. Say it loud.
>> No. 51963
also an 8 looks like a short snowman or a snowman who lost its head
>> No. 52097
>>52053
This comic explains Dad's behaviour throughout John's life. I never noticed until now.
>> No. 52337
>PM vs Jack
>postal worker vs dog

omg seriously hussie
>> No. 52338
we have all established that red+blue=purple right?

and what's purple's complementary colour?

its yellow
>> No. 52339
>>52337

More like Postal Worker vs. Middle Manager.

They just both happen to be dogs.
>> No. 52347
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52347
in all honesty, this was neat touch.
>> No. 52356
>>52347
Is this a shipping thing or...?
>> No. 52360
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Pictured: The Yellow Yard
Okay, it can probably refer to either the ship or Hussie's yardstick. Still kinda neat.
>> No. 52365
>>52360
beautiful ship name
>> No. 52372
>Jack
>Jackal

I am an idiot.
>> No. 52389
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52389
>furry character has witch hat
>> No. 52397
>>52347
I first thought it was a Dreamself thingy (Prospit dreamers wore yellow shoes, Dersites purple) but the second I saw that Jade's shoes weren't yellow, I knew what colours Dave and Rose's shoes were gonna have.

Nice touch indeed :3
>> No. 52459
>>52356
could be, could be... If you interpret it that way. Their shoes are the color of their supposed predestined lovers Sburb symbols.

I think it's a neat detail, either way.
>> No. 52587
Sollux is basically just shipping fuel.
His ancestor is literally shipping fuel.
>> No. 52592
>>52389
>What a daring dream, to combine the finest qualities of humanity with the elegance and nobility of the animal kingdom. How you wish you could know their world. To hear one night those muted pawpads traipse up your stairs. A low but friendly growl unsettles your slumber, and as the sopor seeps from your eyes they detect a sharp pair of ears cutting moonlight. A mysterious wolven tongue invites. Wouldn't these ears suit you? Would not this proud long snout assist you in the hunt?

>Wouldn't these ears suit you?
>> No. 52593
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52593
>Beck Noir is the Cancer
>See Red Miles
>See blood vessels on a cancer
>Shit bricks.
>> No. 52617
>>52593
A book can also be a hat!
>> No. 52628
>>52592
That poem never fails to freak me out a little.
>> No. 52643
twinArmageddons
>> No. 52647
>>52643

Man, Homestuck has like, fifty Armageddons.
>> No. 52732
Honestly can't believe how slow I am.

>Karkat give the kids universe cancer
>Cancer is a malignant tumor
>The Tumor

This is so obvious...

slowpoke.png
>> No. 52742
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52742
>They're called The Felt because 'felt' is the standard surface of a billiards table.
>Check wikipedia, the actual material used is called baize.
>> No. 52756
>>52643
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
shit I'm slow
>> No. 52769
>>52742
they are a metafictional time gang
>> No. 52788
>>52742
I don't get it.
>> No. 52800
>Jack killed Queen and stole ring with the rabbit
>Jade had help building rabbit from pen pal
>Pen Pal is post scratch Harley
>Universe wouldn't be fucked if it weren't fucked
>you hate time travel
>> No. 52831
>>52788
I'm just surprised they're not called The Baize or something similar, seeing as a pool table's surface isn't actually felt.
>> No. 52838
>>52831
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baize
Baize is a coarse woollen (or in cheaper variants cotton) cloth, sometimes called felt in American English based on a similarity in appearance.
>sometimes called felt in American English
They're called The Felt because that's what people call the surface material of billiards tables, regardless of the technical name. And because "The Baize" sounds completely retarded.
Anyway, this isn't an "oh, I get it" moment.
>> No. 52839
When did this thread become picky little bitch power hour?
>> No. 52848
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>>52838
The 'oh I get it' moment is the first line of >>52742, I mentioned baize because I thought it was interesting.
>> No. 52875
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52875
>furry in background has witch hat and is in space(?)
>> No. 52975
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52975
sollux's ancestor is called the helmsman because it's a star trek reference
>> No. 52985
>Gamzee uses red and blue clubs to make a whole mess of green

>stealth foreshadowing
>> No. 53185
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53185
Chicago Overcoat = mobster slang for coffin

Cairo Overcoat = reverse slang for sarcophagus?
>> No. 53198
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53198
>I am an excellent host
>> No. 53200
more like a sexcellent host
>> No. 53217
>>53185
Hussie did jokingly refer to a sarcophagus as a "Cairo Overcoat" a long time ago. I think it might have been before Homestuck even began.
>> No. 53220
Someone figured out the sarcophagus pun right after the EOA5 flash but I don't remember who and it's driving me mad
>> No. 53224
>>53220
there was like 50 people who figured out that pun immediately independently of each other and half of them were anons on chans
>> No. 53263
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53263
>>OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING I MISSED

>>HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS BEFORE IN [S] FLIP
>> No. 53265
>>53263
Wow, it's like tumblr doesn't even read the comic.
>> No. 53266
>>53263
what did they miss
>> No. 53273
... Ohhhh, so Doc Scratch had a six-part code because it wasn't just him it was also Ahhhhhh I get it now.
>> No. 53283
Trying to figure out if there's any reason for the card suits on kids shirts.
All I can come up with is that the hierarchy of suits also follows the kids server/client chain.
(and maybe order of ascension into god tiers)

But that is all really irrelevant, and there's probably an actual reason I'm just not seeing.
>> No. 53288
>>53283
Spades = Vriska the kismesis sponge
Clubs = Kanaya the village two wheeled auspitice device
Diamond = Karkat, universal pacifier
Hearts = Terezi... she, uh, likes red? ;_;
>> No. 53292
>>53288
Hrmmm, this really does not have anything to do with anything but spades are always related with death.
>> No. 53298
>>52732
hey

hey guys

you know what karkat's sign is?
>> No. 53319
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53319
>main character is named john
>lord english is born from a puppet called "lil cal"
>strong themes of predestination

DO HO HO, YOU ALMOST GOT THAT ONE BY ME, THOU ART TRULY A SCHOLAR MR.HUSSIE
>> No. 53349
>>53283
Andrew said on the formsprangs way back when that John had the spades shirt because (1) it tied in with his interest in card tricks, (2) it symbolically linked him to Jack Noir, and (3) Karkat saw it as a sign that this was his fated kismesis.
>> No. 53395
>Maid of Time = Made of Time
>the HandMADE was raised and controlled by Scratch himself
>> No. 53396
>>53395
Wow the same word that sounds like another word. Wow.
>> No. 53487
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53487
>Squiddles, who have been clearly shown to be friendly cartoon-standins for the dark gods.
>mfw
>> No. 53509
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005132

> Ms. Paint painting Hussie's blue room over with green
> Lord English was born from the troll/blue universe, heralding in the green universe
> Mind blown
>> No. 53609
Jade's family name is a wrong spelled dog name
>> No. 53613
>>53609
wow that was literally spelled out for you in canon

their dog was named halley but when grandpa was little he mispronounced it as harley, and when he ran away he changed his last name to that
>> No. 53630
>>53266
The headless bodies in the tubes I assume.
>> No. 53633
>>53613
That's so minor, how is any normal person supposed to remember that?
>> No. 53655
>>53509
Mother fuck, the next goddamn page.

> Cal, God damn it. We were all supposed to dress up for this. It doesn't look like you even touched that nice suit I sewed for you, let alone swapped your eyes with those billiard balls and make them alternate rapidly.

SHITTTT
>> No. 53661
without dave and rose there'd be no sun in the sky...
>> No. 53665
>>53487
...did you completely miss [S] Jade: Wake Up and Let the Squiddles Sleep? Not to mention that Andrew's talked about it several times on his old formspring.
>> No. 53695
>>53661
... There'd be no love in my life
There'd be no world left for meeeeee ...
>> No. 53951
Troll nobles literally have blue blood.

:T
>> No. 53952
>[S] Cascade
>Trolls on rooftop looking at the Green Nova
>Terezi tries to point Sollux towards it
>The blind leading the blind
>facepalm lols
>> No. 53953
It just dawned on me that Jade's penpal must be her grandfather from the reset universe.
If the kids and the guardians switch places when you scratch, then her grandfather would become her grandson.
>> No. 53954
>>53952
holy shit im retarded
>> No. 54030
>John is 13
>Jane is 15 and 1/2
>Homestuck has been going on for 2 and 1/2 years.
>> No. 54035
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54035
We've seen Jane Crocker's t-shirt before. Why didn't I recognize this immediately?
>> No. 54051
>Sbrub's beta logo was a green house in the red universe.
>Sburb's alpha logo is a red house in the green universe.
>> No. 54163
there are still 2 Solluxes: one on the meteor, one waiting at the green sun with Aradia.
>> No. 54170
>>54163
Nope, Sollux on the asteroid died hurling themselves to the Green Sun

>TA: so then, we made it 0ut here alright.
>AA: yes
>AA: well
>AA: they made it
>AA: your body will arrive with them
>> No. 54193
Jane and Feferi are heiresses to the empire of the same exact person. Mind blown. What does it meeeaaaaan
>> No. 54194
>>54193
it means they gonna get married and be the queens of the universe duh
>> No. 54206
>>54193
IT MEANS HOT DICKINGS
>> No. 54351
>Betty Crocker is not a human.
>Both she and Fef's ancestor are evil rulers of their empires.
>Fef's ancestor=Bettey Crocker
>> No. 54425
>Taking out each of The Felt one by one, saving Snowball for last
>Knocking out each ball in a game of billiards, saving the eight ball for last
WELL SHIT
>> No. 54426
I'm not really sure if this belongs here, because it's probably coincidental.
But anyway.
Betty Crocker is the Condesce, who used to be Alternian seadwelling royalty of the worst kind.

Meaning that the batterwitch used to be a waterbitch.
>> No. 54430
>>54425
Lord English (billiard stick) used Doc Scratch (Cueball) to make Spades (Pocket) kill Snowman (8-ball)

LORD ENGLISH WINS THE GAEM
>> No. 54434
>>54425
>Snowman was killed by Doc's special cueball bullet
>> No. 54435
>>54434
Hello I am also blind
>> No. 54473
>>54430
So who was he playing against? Who was unders and who was overs?
The MC seem to have killed both the under and over Felts, maybe they were "pocketing" the wrong balls? Or am I taking the pool metaphor too far?
>> No. 54481
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54481
Land
Of
Little
Cubes
And
Tea
>> No. 54517
>The trolls from the red team interacted with The Kids more than the Blue team trolls
>Kids universe is red.

How bout dat!
>> No. 54522
>>54517
Furthermore all the patron trolls and the faux-patron troll (Terezi, Karkat, Kanaya, Vriska and Tavros) were all Red Team trolls.
>> No. 54549
>>54522
Further furthermore, all members of the Blue team have died at least once, not counting dreamself-deaths!
>> No. 54578
>>54522
Feferi was a faux-patron troll more than Tavros.
>> No. 54594
>>54578
Except Feferi was never introduced as a patron troll, she was simply a troll who interacted with Jade, like Equius talking to Dave and Nepeta talking to Rose.

Tavros was her "fairy god troll" which everyone took to mean "patron" until he kicked it. Then her actual patron (Karkat) was revealed.
>> No. 54605
>>54594
I mean Fef did a whole lot more to help Jade than Tavros ever did. He just had one chat, but Feferi had many and was pretty helpful.
>> No. 54609
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54609
>>51317
>>i started reading in cascade when you fuckers blew up newgrounds (THE FUCK WAS THAT).
>>then i went to arc 1 till (hun.) http://www.mspaintadventures.com/index.php?s=6&p=001931
>>went problem sleuth
>>saw the whole thing(AWESOME)
>>back to arc 1 (loved in)
>>didnt realise i was in arc 2 till WV:descend (lovet it)
>>arc 3 (O.O)
>>intermission(O>O)
>>arc 4 (Aw yeah)
>>arc 5.1(THE FUCK HAPPENED I HATE TROLLS)
>>arc 5.2(meh)
>>almost in the end of arc 5.2 (THE FUCK HAPPENED I LOVED THOSE TROLLS)
>>[S]Cascade(OOOOOOh Now i get it)
>>intermission 2(HOLLY SHIT)
>>SOA6
>>MANLYTEARS.jpg
>> No. 54615
>>54609
You have had an amazing journey and I wish you the best of fortune ;_;
>> No. 54677
>>54609

I can only agree with above poster. I'm glad at least one person was brought so well into the fold by our crazy shenanigans. Hope you enjoy the rest of the ride. (:
>> No. 54693
How was the Miracles video (made in 2010) able to exist if the world ended in April 2009?

It came from the post-scratch world, which will end in November 2011.
>> No. 54698
>>54693
dave scored an early copy to fuck with gamzee's head. or it doesn't matter. i mean if you really want to nitpick you can point out all the apple products in the story that didnt exist in 2009, or jade's perfectly anachronistic christmas shenanigans
>> No. 54699
>>54698
He scored it from a little lady named Betty Croker so who knows what was really up with that.
>> No. 54704
>>54699
>He scored it from a little lady named Betty Croker
Hmm.
We've seen indications that the Condesce is Betty, in *both* the post-Scratch and the pre-Scratch universe.
And, for some reason, she seems FAR more active in the post-Scratch universe.
Theory: She'll enter the post-Scratch universe from the troll universe, and then, after being defeated and depowered in some way, she'll escape or be exiled into the pre-Scratch universe.
>> No. 54709
>>54704
I got a different theory, which might be somebody else's "oh, I get it"

NannaSprite (Do we call her Janesprite now?) said one day, she just dissapeared.

It's the same troll, she just didn't bother the first time around. Why? Because her time traveling boss and/or his omniscient minion let her know the score: No point in conquering something that's going to be reset, just put some key things in motion and wait for the second run through, where you can go nuts.
>> No. 54710
more like betty croaker cuz shes gonna make a frog alrite!!!
>> No. 54711
>>54709
Yeah, that makes a lot of sense when you put it that way.

And I don't think we should call Nanna "Jane" from now on. Makes things needlessly confusing and adds absolutely nothing.
>> No. 54718
>>54711
People said the same thing when the trolls got real names.

"omg i'm never going to call him karkat vantas, that's too much to remember and will make things SO CONFUSING, and it's a dumb name anyway so it's not like it will ever catch on, let's just call him cG forever"
>> No. 54721
>>54718
Yeah but were talking about two different instances of the same person, not a new name for one person.

(I did try to only refer to karkat as cg for a spell, but then eleven other acronyms showed up)
>> No. 54740
>>54721
So when referring to the guy who was in cahoots with Karkat, should we refer to him as Spades Slick or Jack Noir?
>> No. 54749
>>54740
Either spades slick because that's what we knew him as first and it's wait he will become, or just as the Trolls jack noir
>> No. 54804
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54804
>jack is a three-legged sun crow
>> No. 54823
what's a three legged sun crow?
>> No. 54831
>>54823
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-legged_crow
I'm assuming that anon is talking about, well, this.
>The three-legged (or tripedal) crow is a creature found in various mythologies and arts of Asia, Asia Minor, and North Africa.[1][2] It is believed by many cultures to inhabit and represent the sun.

And I suppose you could count Jack as three-legged because of the missing arm and as linked to the sun because of yeah.
But I wouldn't call this observation particularly dozeworthy.
>> No. 55170
>Pisces sign looks like a 2x3 prong

I only JUST realized this with the close up on the tiaratop.
I just went full.
>> No. 55184
>Karkat and Slick swapped blood
>Slick has cancer
>> No. 55186
>>55184
Uh...you might be getting Cancer and AIDS mixed up?
>> No. 55189
>>55186
Because clearly there is no such thing as foreboding symbolism in Homestuck.
>> No. 55201
>>55189
what does that even have to do with >>55184? that guy was getting diseases mixed up, only one of which is used as an actual symbol in the story, and it's so rare to transmit cancer by blood transfusion it's pretty much nonexistent.

the jack karkat was referring to as the cancer is beta-session jack, not his spades slick. he made that really clear in the same you got the jack-cancer link from. read it again.
>> No. 55351
>>55201
I always wondered if you could contract leukemia through a faulty blood transfusion.
Is that impossible?
>> No. 55385
>>55351
it's possible i guess, but very very very unlikely.

the first reason why it wouldn't occur is that even if your own immune system doesn't recognize a cancer cell for what it is, if it's transmitted to a person with a functional immune system their body will recognize it as an abnormal foreign thing and destroy it. i remember reading a case study on a surgeon who accidentally sliced his hand with a scalpel while excising a sarcoma, and subsequently developed one himself (genetically identical to the patient's tumour) on the scar; the case was unusual because he was healthy and the cancer should have been eaten up before they could infiltrate. secondly, despite being blood cancer and thus having an easy route to any organ they desire, leukemia doesn't tend to form secondary tumours like other types do so it may be difficult for the cancer to take hold in a foreign system compared to other types of cancer like sarcomas.

i am not sure about this point but i believe that in at least some types of leukemia the cancer cells crowding out normal blood cells are not always able to divide; the problem lies in the stem cells of the bone marrow who are making shit cells and sending them out too early. in this case the cancer would not be able to be transmitted from one person to another because the cells in circulation won't proliferate by themselves.

also, there are tests done on donated blood and leukocytes (abnormal or not) are frequently removed before it is given to a recipient. blood services is very careful and thorough. if it was possible to acquire leukemia through blood transfusion they would at least ask something like "are you or have you ever been diagnosed with leukemia?" on their questionnaire they give to everyone before donation to make sure their blood is safe to use, and they do not have a question like that.

basically for a sick person to give you leukemia he would have to take a bone marrow aspiration from himself and stick you with the same needle, then give you some immune suppressant drugs so that your body wouldn't attack the tissue.
>> No. 55387
is it possible 2 get cancer from eating a fried tumor
>> No. 55458
For ironic purposes, Bro's name will be Dave. ;)
>> No. 55463
>>55458
That doesn't belong in this thread. We don't even KNOW what Bro's name will be, so how could it be an obvious thing you missed (aka what this thread actually is for)? Take your hackneyed speculation somewhere else.
>> No. 55566
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55566
>Diamonds Droog has a fetish for gray women
>All the troll girls are gray skinned
>> No. 55571
>>55566
droog/condesce
>> No. 55701
>yoUr objective today is to pave the way for the arrival of gods.

OBVIOUSLY the God-tier kids

but it can ALSO apply to the trolls who initially created their universe
>> No. 55703
>>55701
or maybe she's tricking them and they're actually paving the way for Lord English
>> No. 55759
>>55703
exactly, scratch and english are seen as messiah figures in certain instances, such as gamzee's cult

UU might just be leading them on like Doc Scratch did
>> No. 55918
guardian bro: obsessed over SOFT PLUSH puppets
scratch bro: obsessed over HARD METAL robots
>> No. 55920
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55920
>> No. 55943
bro really like his showers because he's

a douche

get it get it
>> No. 55946
U — Uracil
>> No. 55985
>>55943
brilliant.
>> No. 56204
Rose's blackout happened when she learned of her mother's death.

> GG: I'm really hoping Lalonde won't flake out on me this time. Have you heard from her?
> UU: not the today that is local to yoU.
> UU: thoUgh i do have a wee bit more troUble monitoring her than the rest of yoU. cUrioUs dark patches in transmission, hUmph.

The blackout was caused by her proximity to Mom, not the horrorterror magic.

Blacking out is also a thing that happens if you drink way too much, so Lalonde's powers are also an alcohol joke.
>> No. 56206
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56206
>The small box on the Sbrub/Sgrub logo represents the Ectobiologist of that session.

See WV's and SS' Monitors.
>> No. 56208
>>56206
Or the first player to Enter.
>> No. 56216
>>56208
Which has in both cases so far, been the session ectobiologist. Coincidence?
>> No. 56218
Watch it be Jake anyway.
>> No. 56245
>Pisces symbol is literally a 2x3 prong

I am an idiot.
>> No. 56250
>>56245
oh god damn it
>> No. 56256
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56256
CA: an wwith my empiricists wwand i servve as the righteous hope that wwill incinerate delusion and the deluded alike
CA: my holy fire is the wwhite fury bled from the wwrath-wweary eyes of fifty thousand nonfictional angels
CA: and wwhen theyre finished wweepin they wwill boww before their prince

terrifying weeping angels in a story about time travel?
coincidence?
>> No. 56257
>>56256
Was the picture necessary? REALLY?
>> No. 56258
File 132227055842.png - (84.66KB , 672x525 , Picture 3.png )
56258
see picture
Steven King's "It" starts off with a kid on a tricycle seeing a clown, then a cut away, then the tricycle toppled with one wheel still spinning

Beep Beep Richie
honk Honk mutherfucker

(someone in the last slowpoke thread pointed out that Richie, the main character in "It" is no other than Harry FUCKING Anderson)
>> No. 56259
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56259
>>56257
Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot that pictures of Weeping Angels lead to mind angels. Fuck I did it SIX again. Oh FIVE no, they FOUR have me THREE already, escape while TWO you still ONE
>> No. 56372
All the trolls handles have either A, C, T of G in them.

But now there's UU.
>Uracil
>RNA
>> No. 56427
in Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff #37
>instead of "crack" it says "crock"
>instead of "sponsor" it says "spoonsor"
the foul batterwitch has her claws in SBaHJ
>> No. 56443
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56443
>>56427
>> No. 56641
>in the beta timeline, Tavros kills Grandpa, Jade's guardian
>in the alpha timeline, Jake kills a Tinkerbull, Tavros' lusus
>> No. 56646
dave has onewing
fights with a shitty katana

obvious sephiroth is obvious
>> No. 56665
Bro has an auto responder/ sparing robot and jade had a dream bot. I am a slow
>> No. 56686
I just remembered that some sea creatures literally do have blue blood. Horseshoe crabs, for example. (It's really a great adaptation- it clots so quickly when it's drawn that it prevents most infections and blood loss)
>> No. 56727
>aradia was named after a place called Har Megiddo, aka Armageddon
>> No. 56742
>>56686
blue bloods are all land dwellers, sea dwellers are all purple blooded
or am i missing something
>> No. 56747
>Rose dresses mostly in purple and black, but her Seer of Light got tiger outfit is orange
>She only changes colour after realizing she's been tricked
>Purple/Black = Derse, Orange/Yellow/White = Derse

I never even
before now
>> No. 56756
>>56747
I think you mean Prospit in that one spot. Maybe.
>> No. 56843
i've just figured out how auto-save works on the mspa website so i don't need to keep updating my home page every time there's a new page posted

i've been reading mspa for just under three years
>> No. 56887
>>56742
you're right
derp
>> No. 58010
Not sure where to post this but probably here since I'm such a slowpoke to find out.

Today I learned that Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff weren't Andrews own characters but were created to troll someone on the Penny Arcade forums way back when.

(Andrew's username was S_O, starts posting later in the thread)
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/85435/higher-technology/p1
>> No. 58193
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58193
I'm an idiot
>> No. 58195
>>58193
Oh ha
>> No. 58196
>>58193
Same goes for Vriskanaya
And Vriskarkat
And Nepetavros

Basically pairings that will never happen.
>> No. 58218
>>58193
explodinghead.gif
>> No. 58234
>>58193
>>58196
HO
LEE
SHIT!
>> No. 58608
ok, i'm probably really late with this crap
but i saw earlier in the thread...
you guys were discussing how jake changed his last name to harley

of all the kids, john and jade are the only one with 6 letter last names
any guesses on why john's last name only has six letters?
>> No. 58655
>>58608
It just worked out that way. The only rule Andrew had when picking the kids' names was that their first name had to be four letters and one syllable, and their last names had to be two syllables. It was a coincidence that Egbert and Harley were both six letters and Strider and Lalonde seven.

It might be one of the respects in which John is a bit of an odd man out, likely just because he's the main protagonist. Same for his name not ending with the letter E like all the other kids' do (include the alpha kids so far). And of course his Pesterchum initials are EB instead of using ACGT, and his birthday is April 13 instead of in the first week of December. Maybe some other stuff as well.
>> No. 58692
>>58655

just strikes me as odd, is all
both ectobiologists have had both minor and major differences with their companions so far

karkat has mutant blood, isn't as bloodthirsty as other trolls, and his ancestor equates with the messiah. not to mention, he befriended jack noir.

john's pesterchum handle. his birthday being different than all his friends, despite being created by himself on the same day. his last name. the spade on his shirt in the flashbacks equates him with jack noir.

these are ALL coincidences? maybe by some form of weird plot/time shit, john existed before he created himself, and set everything in motion. i mean, paradox space is one big prophecy that fulfills itself, right?
>> No. 58698
>>58655
>It was a coincidence that Egbert and Harley were both six letters and Strider and Lalonde seven.
Their first names are all 4, their last names are 6 and 7.
6 + 7 = ?????
>> No. 58705
>>58698
>Pre-scratch kids
>first name 4, last name 6 and 7
>413

>Post-scratch kids
>first name 4, last name7
>11

You, sir, are a genius.
>> No. 58707
>>58698
FWIW this is also why the trolls' names had to be six letters for both first and last (6 + 6 = 12)
>> No. 58718
I wonder what the reason is for Ancestors having 8 letter names.
>> No. 58724
>>58718
this is me talking out of my ass but...
612+413= 1025
1+2+5= 8.
>> No. 58816
>>58718
See I figured it was an unreliable narrator thing - Mindfang was the one telling the story, after all, and she seems to like eight-letter words.

But then Scratch started using them so idefk
>> No. 58819
>>58718
they had more letters in the olden days, as the population grew and resources became more scarce they had to cut down to 6 letters
>> No. 58844
HAHA LOOK GUYS WE'RE DOING MATH
>> No. 58950
>>58718
they have 8 letters for the same reason the trolls have 6 letters: hussie really likes things to fit in patterns. the ancestors all have real names too, he said so, it's just more formal and mysterious to call them by their titles/monikers.

also it's never been said all troll names HAVE to be 6 and all titles HAVE to be 8, that's just how it folded out in the story because it looks nice. some of them aren't even 8 letters like sollux's ancestor.
>> No. 58952
Homestuck beta started on April 10th or 4/10.
John = 4 letters
John + Egbert = 10 letters
>> No. 58953
>>56204
could be that she's the void player.
>> No. 58954
>>58953
Yeah, that's what I was saying.

Mom is the ____ of Void in the reset session. It's likely she had those powers as a guardian too because Rose's blackout is exactly like what is happening when UU tries to contact Lalonde in B2, and the dark pockets around Darkleer that were mentioned.
>> No. 58967
>>58954
>It's likely she had those powers as a guardian too because Rose's blackout is exactly like what is happening when UU tries to contact Lalonde in B2
...sorry, what?
>> No. 58970
>>58967
oh my god why is this so hard to understand, why do i need to spell it out for you

first off: the trolls' ancestors likely have the same titles (or at least aspects) as their descendants, and they are still able to use those abilities even though they are not players. the condesce is obviously hero of life, for example, with the power to manipulate lifespans. so it stands to reason if a person will or has participated in the game, they'll have a title and powers to go with it, even if they don't play in that specific round. doc scratch was unable to see and understand darkleer--it was mentioned in mindfang's journal--probably because he is the hero of void, a title he shares with equius. therefore the void power, or one of them at least, is a barrier preventing scrying.

two: the scratched kids seem to have taken up the titles of the dead trolls (life, hope, heart and void, not counting light and breath because those are already taken by rose and john) so r. lalonde must be one of those two, most likely the hero of void. for one, it puts her and rose permanently at odds with each other. rose, the seer of light, doesn't (and can't) understand her mother, the unknowable wild card. also, there is this exchange between UU and jane:

> GG: I'm really hoping Lalonde won't flake out on me this time. Have you heard from her?
> UU: not the today that is local to yoU.
> UU: thoUgh i do have a wee bit more troUble monitoring her than the rest of yoU. cUrioUs dark patches in transmission, hUmph.

the dark patches are due to r. lalonde's latent void power.

three: kanaya also encountered a block in transmission very similar in nature while contacting rose. this only happened once, when rose learned of her mother's death and flew off to find her. it was assumed at the time the transmission blackout was because of the grimdark possession. it's not. it's because she went to mom, and died by her corpse. kanaya's computer can't see through the void barrier around her.
>> No. 58971
>>58970
Read that sentence again.
It's not that I don't get the theory, but I just wat'd at the... I'm not even sure. I'm tired as hell and I might simply be moronic, but from what I can see that sentence is basically saying that Rose's blackout was caused due to her proximity to Mom. Which IS what you were saying. The reason I wat'd is because, well, that's false.

To begin with, Rose blacked out while still on lohac (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005540). That's not even on the same planet as Mom. Second, Doc Scratch was the one to tell us about her battle with Jack. If the blackout was identical in nature to the void that Darkleer was surrounded by, he would have no knowledge of the events whatsoever. Lastly, if Mom was the cause of the void, how come both Jade and Rose could remotely watch her body?

I do agree that Mom is/should be the Hero of Void. But that particular argument simply isn't valid. Rose's blackout might have been foreshadowing, but it isn't the same sort of personal anti-omniscience void that Darkleer (and to a lesser extent, Equius - Scratch *sometimes* had trouble predicting Vriska's moves during their games, just like how UU *sometimes* couldn't view Lalonde) had.
>> No. 58972
>>58971
hey look at me just pulling these badly structured sentences which seemingly have no obvious flow or connection whatsoever out of my ass
>> No. 58986
>>54030
You mean time passing.

This is not really a "ohhh i get i get it moment...It's more like a "huh that's neat" moment.
"Half" of Sollux dying is Castor.
>> No. 58994
>>58971
I think Darkleer's void was impermeable to Doc Scratch because of a cueball (if I remember correctly it was passed down to Equius and he gave it to Vriska). He loses omniscience in the areas around them.
>> No. 58995
>>58994
Nah, Mindfang gave the cueball to Darkleer so that Doc Scratch wouldn't know of its location, since Darkleer was 'immune' to Scratch's omniscience. He didn't know Vriska had it either, and she lived right next to Equius. Oh, and Scratch also knew that Rose had it.
>> No. 59005
Tavros is a Don Quixote reference

Fights with a lance
Spanish trolltag
Believes stupid shit he reads in books
Fucks up by misinterpreting Grandpa Harley as a dangerous criminal

and he lives in a giant windmill
>> No. 59006
Mindfang used her mind powers to shift the pissed off lowbloods' haterd of her onto Redglare
Vriska used her death to shift the fans' hatred of her onto Terezi
>> No. 59007
>>59006
That only worked if you were a vriska fanatic to begin with though
>> No. 59020
>>59006
People hate Terezi?
>> No. 59021
>>59020
She's been accused of being a sue.
>> No. 59022
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59022
It's a clock face
>> No. 59023
>>59021
Hussie openly said that all the female trolls were basically his fantasy waifus. There's:
lesbian vampire
ghost/robotic Asian schoolgirl
pervy blind chick who literally sees by licking things
Vriska, just... Vriska
>> No. 59024
>>59021
Every female character, ever gets accused of being a Mary Sue, though.
>> No. 59026
>>59023
So where does that leave Nepeta and Feferi?
>> No. 59030
>>59026
Fereri is a sexy beach princess and Nepeta...

Well, technically she is a feral huntress, but she portrays herself like a kawaii neko girl, so that.
>> No. 59033
>>59024

Most of the trolls are, to some extent. I mean,
>Mutant blood destined to be culled who escapes the bigotry of the system and become a skilled warrior and leader
>Heir to the throne who loves all living things and plans on overthrowing an evil and corrupt system when she comes to power
>Most powerful telekinetic in a thousand sweeps who lives as a lower-class citizen plays video games and is a super-skilled hacker
>Boy of noble blood who plans to take over the world but is only held back by his love for the girl who loves all life
>Supa Kawaii feral huntress
>Super rare blood colored girl who was raised by a mother grub and is destined to rebuild civilization and is also a lesbian and a vampire
>Ghost robot frog fairy Japanese schoolgirl with magic time powers

I assumed that was kind of the point. Plenty of the humor of Homestuck is mocking/paying homage to/deconstructing common character tropes and archetypes.
>> No. 59034
>>59033
A Mary Sue ISN'T a character archetype, though, it's a character that breaks the suspension of disbelief. And it's easy to make a character sound poorly-written and overly idealized, as you have demonstrated, but in context, they're more complex than you describe, and they logically fit within the setting. Like, "Ghost robot frog fairy Japanese schoolgirl with magic time powers" might sound unbelievable and unacceptable, but in the story itself and within the scope of the Homestuck universe there's nothing incongruous about her.
>> No. 59036
>>59023
Source?
>> No. 59037
>>59023
i'm pretty sure you're either misinterpreting something he said or you are making shit up
>> No. 59047
>>59033
>>59034
Of course they aren't actual Mary-Sues; they're parodies that take stereotypical Mary-Sue traits and cliches and use them in a setting absurd enough to justify it.
>> No. 59049
>>59047
Except the idea of stereotypical Mary Sue traits is faulty, because context and application are important. The winged catgirl who turns out to be Snape's daughter isn't actually a Mary Sue because having wings, being a catgirl, and being the estranged offspring of one of the main antagonists are universal trademarks of a Sue, it's a Mary Sue because those traits don't make any fucking sense in Harry Potter. And that doesn't get into how well the character is written; even a winged catgirl who's the long-lost daughter of the villain could still be an interesting character if they're compatible with the setting and have an actual human struggle the reader can empathize with.

And Andrew didn't even know what a Mary Sue was until people started whining about Jade being one for stupid shit like her precognition or being a skilled marksman or living on an island (none of which make her a Sue, surprise surprise), so I've never bought the "They're PARODIES of Mary Sues!" claim. I remember him saying that if any character was a parody of a Mary Sue, it'd be Vriska, and even then mainly in the sense that she was literally inserting herself into the kids' story. But he didn't make up a bunch of Sueish characters and then create an absurd setting where they could work, he created an absurd setting and then made up a bunch of characters with an assortment of fantastic traits that can be cherry picked to make them sound like they fit some specific criterion for a Mary Sue that doesn't exist.
>> No. 59051
Guys guys guys I think I have some information that will shock you:

A Mary-Sue is what you call a character when you hate them for some reason and think the spotlight (however much said character gets the spotlight) deserves to be given to a character you like more. Nothing more, nothing less. Don't like Jade? Mary-Sue. Don't like Sollux? Mary-Sue. Don't like Terezi? Vriska? John? Dave? Karkat? Rose? Feferi? Mary-Sue. It's not an archetype, it's not a specific set of traits you can parody. It's evolved to be an audience reaction. There is no concrete definition of Mary-Sue that everyone can agree upon; it's used as a simple insult nowadays, and whatever definition you're holding onto is archaic. Saying it is an overly-idealised self-insert or dreamgirl character is like saying the modern definition of "idiot" is literally "a severely mentally disabled person with an IQ of under 25."

And no, TVTropes is not a be-all end all resource that you may cite reliably, because their page[s] for it are a fuckfest. Not even an encyclopedia dedicated to cataloguing every literary concept in existence (real concepts and bullshit concepts) can agree about what exactly a Mary-Sue is. As such they have so many different subspecies that essentially, under the TVTropes umbrella, a Mary-Sue winds up being any important character who is female and affected in some way by story events. Even more damning is that there is controversy over whether or not a male Mary-Sue actually exists there; as if changing nothing about a character except their genitalia automatically makes them more bearable. Wow!! That alone confirms that not only is Mary-Sueism a subjective reader reaction instead of a character trait set, but also that TVTropes is a festering pile of horseshit.

Remember when Jade was first introduced? When we took some screentime away from the other three--namely Dave, the fan favourite at the time--there was a lot of frothing over Jade being the biggest hateable Mary-Sue on the planet. This bitching stopped every time the story moved back to one of the others. Some other people defended her as a parody of Mary-Sues despite her being no more ridiculous than the rest of the cast nor was she a troll, who are the characters actually derived from stuff people hate (but even they are not really parodies--they're deconstructions, which is a different sort of thing). Jade wasn't intended to be a parody, she was just another character with a weirder background than the other three as a way of raising the stakes in Act 3. The author does not give a shit about Mary-Sues, probably because he thinks it's a stupid concept, which it is.

In conclusion, shut the fuck up about it. All of you. Bad dog.
>> No. 59052
At first I thought MSPA was plot driven(story of pseudo interactive story that emphasis online friendships, much like how problem sluth was a pseudo adventure/nior game that emphasized on how crazy video games got. )


now I figured its plot is a device for the crazy shit the characters do.
>> No. 59062
>>59051
so basically, calling a character a "Mary Sue" is as subjective as calling someone a "hipster", and just as meaningless.
>> No. 59081
Jane Captchalogue'd smoke pellets and fake blood pellets.
>> No. 59087
>>59081
oh my god she did

SHE DID
>> No. 59090
>>59051
Wrong. Mary Sue does mean something, even if it is misused by ignorants, most of the time. The main characteristic would be how they nonsensically bends the narrative around them. Super extra special awesome specialness is a common trait, but not a defining one.
Having no real flaw is another (more important) central characteristic of Mary Sues, as well as their factual invincibility (they might theoretically be beatable, but that's just an illusion).
>> No. 59100
>>59051
Read this; I think it might shock you (it'll also be a very valuable lesson in creative writing):
http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/589
>> No. 59107
>>59090
Haha no. You can pull that shit for words like "theory" which is used differently in academic contexts and in regular speech by people generally ignorant to its "real" meaning (which you did just now, actually), but Mary-Sue is a bullshit literary term not used by anyone except for the unwashed masses. It's not the supposed definition that counts, it's how people actually use it. In the case of Mary-Sue, the usage differs from the "official" definition. The usage is a general insult. My, yes, you are a true scholar for sticking to the oldest definition of Mary-Sue possible, but unfortunately that doesn't actually matter. And if my experience in the matter has anything to say about it, you will still probably misuse the term under your own damn definition.

This is also a concept that cripples a fuckton of beginning writers for years. You know how some kids start up drawing moe anime shit without trying to learn how to draw the real human body or how to convey movement or emotion, and then struggle years later trying to get out of it? It's like that. It's like that, but the framework they're going off of is a really, really stupid idea of character flaws and virtues, where if there are too much of either their character will be the Dreaded Mary-Sue. It becomes more of a game of balance than anything else, and the outcome is almost invariably a boring-ass character not even the author really gives a fuck about. You can always tell who came from that sort of background because most of them talk about how they don't feel anything for their own, how lackluster they are, and how they don't know how to fix it. They also sometimes have "secret" characters they really love but are too afraid to show to the public, because they fear those characters are Mary-Sues for being interesting. It's just a really, really bad way to design and write, and it's even worse because of the confusion surrounding the term.

Don't use it, thanks in advance.

>>59100
I don't know how anything she says contradicts anything. I don't know how you could think that either, considering Coela's opener is this:

> the term “Mary Sue” or “Gary Stu” is being thrown around awfully liberally these days. As much as “hipster” seems to mean “young adult who wears clothing”, all it seems to take for a character to rack up accusations of being a wish-fulfillment mouthpiece device is to be the same gender as the writer, be notably talented at anything, or be likeable in any way.

Wow, that is sure an accurate summary of the thing I just said!

Also note that this is a general essay about relatability of characters, not Mary-Sues, no matter what its title is. That makes it a good resource, because it's not trying to define an undefinable set of characteristics and then break the definition down into smaller pieces to "avoid." It's clear and informative because she is not hung up on Mary-Sues or what they are; she doesn't even really discuss the term. She discusses what makes good characters good, and why the balancing method of creating characters people get stuck in doesn't work.
>> No. 59223
>the doom (and gloom) player is named "sunlight"
>> No. 59455
GCAT is the whole DNA set.
>> No. 59533
I just realized how the alpha Earth's First Guardian being referred to as the God Cat, gives us a nice parallel to how Dave used to refer to Bec as Jades "Devil Dog" way back before they entered the medium.
>> No. 60549
>Calmasis

>Cal

shit
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