>>38572
NO ERIDAN, NOOO!!!
on second thought....
Proceed.

>>38572
So, uh, he er, rapes Feferi?

vriska fox

Eagerly awaiting the inevitable "why can't i hold ALL THESE HEADS" macro.

atomic is somekinda madgenius

Yay

>>38863
YES

>>38863
Fucking excellent.

>>38900
I usually hate that meme because unlike Ooh Beaton Ooh edits, the lines are always exactly the same. This however is amazing.

【MMD】愉快な仲間たち…
I laughed my ass off
no regrets

>>38953
Pokémon Colosseum Music ~ Miror B.

Best .gif+music combo

can you guess who is my headcanon voice for gamzee

>>39102

is it mr krabs

Fresh off of /co/

Readin' some Beartato. After the recent updates, this is all I could think of. Surely this has been done??

>>39577
That edit made me realize something. Wouldn't a giant blue Vriska eyeball with her horns on it make the most amazing pet?

heh heh heh

this has like 600 notes on tumblr

>>39998
and the slightly sadder garfield without garfield edition.

>>39999

Look familiar, /mspa/?

>>40009
sob

more beaton

http://soundcloud.com/steamlord313/nakkadile

>>40624
THIS IS SO GOOD

>>40624
YES.
HELL YES!
HELL FUCKING YES!!!

>>40624
Oh wow.
The music is really well done too!

holy shit yes

>>40624
This gets a seal of approval.

God tier?

>>41232

With that, I am THE PIMP WIZAAAAAAARD

>>41234

NOW WITH AAADDEED IMAAAGEEE

>>41236
Wait wait wait, is this hat out already?

>>41240

The long answer would be me insulting you and your poor sense of logic.

But this once, I'll opt for the short answer:

Yes.

>>41241
What, is it only craftable? I don't see it in the store.

>>41243
It's a promo item. You have to buy this to get it:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/73031/

>>41232

>>41313
I love this gif so much

i guess this thing counts as an edit??

>>41341
yes, yes it does.

>>41344
Yesss Junji Ito.

Hey guys I made a thing.

>>41482
Where's part two?

My apologies

D:

>>41562
wtf is this i don't even know...
but i'm going to guess that Jack's death will be caused by something really really stupid, not just Vriska.

>>41585
rain dog
pain dog
goin down the drain dog

>>41935
NOPE

>>41935

You've done a good thing

>>41935
> Kanaya'sAncestor.jpg

I need backstory before procedding to fap

>>41940
She's obviously some sort of powerful warrior. Just look at those engorged acid sacks, ready to spill at her foes, and her practical battle dress, designed for easy deployment.

>>41939
>>41940
what the fuck is wrong with you people

>>41935
What the freebirth? Is this board not supposed to be worksafe?

>>42005
Or at least as worksafe as a imageboard can be?

yeah thats a little too spicy, guy

>>39197
Got any more of that?

>>42004
>>42005
Nerrrrrrrrrds. B)

>>42007
You too, but you're a mod, so you are burdened with nerdom for the greater good.

>>42033
You're the one fapping at pictures of scantily clad 13 year old alien girls, and you're calling them.... hell, anyone... nerds?

>>42066
I take it you didn't see the picture before it was deleted. It was an edited picture of a FULLY GROWN character, specifically a succubus. See, that was the joke. Kanaya, the virgo, having a succubus ancestor. Also, the pic was hot.

Know what you're talking about before shoving that sanctimony around like some sort of impudent rump. B)

>>42073
I'm not the one who's maaaaaaaad, 8ro.

>>42075
Mad? Me?
Ha! Emotions are for losers.
B)

>>42077
Are you Jenkson.

>>42092
Sadly, I have to TRY to be this terrible.
He seems to be a natural.
B(
Though I do wonder if he and Jeep-Eep are the same person.

>>42094
>Though I do wonder if he and Jeep-Eep are the same person.
I have actually been wondering the same thing for a while.

>>42099
I do not fap to that, he isn't me and seriously, pasties? That's barely this side of being topless and I do not want anyone being fired over that. If you are that butthurt, there is a perfectly servicable thread over in /pco/ to repost that in.

>>42117
>I do not fap to that
No one said anything to suggest you did. Drawing false conclusions out of nowhere is another of Jenkson's problems. Yes, so many similarities. A few possible distinctions, but so many similar points that I really must wonder.

At the very least, the two of you being the same person would mean there was one less raging idiot plaguing this site than there appears to be, which is something to hope for.

>>42122
That post was directed at me, not Jenkson/Jeep-Eep.
I guess you're the one who needs to pay more attention. B)

So much drama.

Silly internet arguments aside, I don't think the deleted pic was that offensive, at least no more than the shopped pic of "Eridan" saying he is going to pleasure himself with a fish.

>>42130
Come to think of, that is disgusting. Though it reminds me of this guy over on Facepunch a while back...

So as it turns out the "Scratch" effect can be applied to any page.

Cool!

>>42136
I've alvays been stuck with it on any page.

Can't be the only one who's noticed the similarities between these two.

dunno if this counts as an edit

I just had to.

beautiful

>>42260

Holy fuck.

BEHOLD

>>42463
>M. Night Shyamalan
>Shia LaBeouf
>Kristen Stewart

Why are you filling my nightmare fuel

>>42463
The only thing on here that doesn't hurt to even think about is Nic Cage. Maybe Robin Williams too...if that's who is doing the little sparkle dance/surf in the sky there.

>>42463

>Dane Cook
>Vriska
>subtle commentary?

>>42470
>>42466
Robin Williams plays Bec.
It's based off a copypasta of what a Homestuck movie would be.

>>42472
I remember that one.
Dane Cook plays the trolls.
All of them.

>>42473
Brilliant!

>>42472
Found it

>>42479

Relevant.

>>42505
Mind if I filch this for wtf?

>>42580
Not really, but it was written as a joke.

>>42614
it turns out fef's his sister :(

>>42617

But he makes out with her anyway because he is ALPHA AS FUCK

made a thing

MAMI ARE YOU OK

HEY

OH GOD

WHAT HAS SHE DONE.

MAMI?

PLEASE TELL ME THAT'S JUST STRAWBERRY JELLY.

PLEASE JUST BE JELLY PLEASE JUST BE JELLY PLEASE JUST BE JELLY

HAHA, OK, MAKE-BELIEVE TIME IS OVER!

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

MAMI WHY

The most literal Mary Sue.

>>42846
Let me guess, he also talks down Eridan and Gamzee.

>>42646
What.

>>42846
Fantrolls should not be in the game of Sgrub. How does that even work? Are there more than 12 players, or does someone get kicked out?
Fantrolls that are the "children" of the canon trolls annoy me, but I'm afraid that awesome former child actress fantroll is in that category.

>>42902
>SHOWING REAL SHITTY MOTOR SKILLS YOU RAN
>0.5 metres
>EVERYONE IS AN ASSHOLE, PRESS SPACE TO RESTART

>>42889
Except you do that all the time in your fics?
At least, having fantrolls interact with canon trolls.

>>43021
Interacting's okay. Suddenly making them part of the team is not okay. </justification>

But I really came here to post this. Probably not the first person to think of this.

Something I made.

>>43731

What is the joke

>>43738
This page:
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005458

>>43738
The joke is apparently the brilliant observation that Jack likes to kill things.

>>43742

I knew that, I'm asking what's humorous about the picture.

>>43744
It'd be funnier if Jack was thinking "Itttttt's bacon! Bacon bacon bacon bacon!"

>>43750
It's funny because he likes to kill things!!!

>>43882
I just died a little inside.

>[o] SHORYUKEN!

>>43882
Hahahaha the first thing I thought reading that

I tried to make a gif
and fuck
how do you people manage to do these

>>43949
I like it, good work!

>>44022
This begs to be made into an updater macro.

Geromy would be Garterbelt.

http://i.imgur.com/8SYO9.png

(not mine)

>>44799

McBain is now my headcanon voice for Jade.

This makes me giggle profusely.

>>45109
>Kanaya not in the green colored auspitice symbol cup
Fucking fail

>>45125

I think that's a fleur-de-lis, not a club.

>>45137
It's not pointed, though.
Of course Kanaya should have exclusive rights to that cup. It's not like Gamzee wields clubs or anything.

>>45109
AND TOGETHER, THEY ARE TROLLCUPS

(I don't know where else to post this so)

Somebody's mom did this

I fucking lost it at "angry sassy lady cashier"

>>45226
how does this meme work? Do you fire up MS Paint and have them type all over it?
I would suspect some people just making up the answers, but I don't think a fan would mistake Terezi for a guy. Vriska usually gets the tomboy treatment.

>>45229

I dunno I guess so

And like I said, it's somebody's mom that did it

>>45229

You show the image with just the kids+trolls to your parents/someone-who-doesn't-read-homestuck. You then ask them to describe the kids/trolls. It's kind of fun.

>>45231
now the dumbest question: can i get a blank?

(i saw one with handwriting, so I guess you can do that too.)

but the whos evil twin #1...

>>45235

obviously it's the bad guy Terezi

>>45226

oh god, I want to try this on my mum and friends who don't read homestuck. hilarity will ensue.

Oh, there are just dozens of those things, I'll try scrounging up some of the better ones later. I tried doing it with my brother, but he just sat there and listed off descriptors like "lazy," "jerk," "whimsical," et cetera, one for each troll. Totally boring.

>>45243

yeah, I would legit do this if I weren't ashamed to bring fandom associated shit into IRL

Ran it by my dad and got much better results.

Aradia: "Wisecracking troublemaker."
Tavros: "Mischievous troublemaker."
Sollux: "Oh, he's a sidekick, I mean you can't see him being much of a threat."
Karkat: "Evil, a real bad guy."
Nepeta: "Nice and shy."
Kanaya: "The smart and judgmental one."
Terezi: "Joker; the class clown guy."
Vriska: "Fun-loving."
Equius: "Um... I'm not really picking anything up from this one... So yeah, nondescript."
Gamzee: (after much hemming and hawing) "Well, they all look like tricksters, but he's got a weird, dark sense of humor."
Eridan: "Pretentious and unhappy."
Feferi: "Nice and outgoing."

>>45232

mom..................

>>45254
this is a good meme

>>45259
>she lives on peanut butter
that is so random. is your mom a filthy shipper

>>45254
thanks!

>>45263

i don't even know, i have no idea what she was on about on vriska

>>45261
why is this gif so funny to me

maybe it is because i haven't slept in four days

can someone confirm/deny

I come bearing samples.

Unfortunately I couldn't save one of my favorites in which someone's mom reacted to Feferi with "She needs to stop."

>>45305

Lost my shit for ten minutes straight at "Herpes Joe"

Oh geez mom......

...and dad.....

i tried it with my mum and she's kind of an artist, so she was all like 'they all look the same, they have no expressions or body language to differentiate between them, i can't make specific comments on them separately, the writing has better be bloody good' etc

so basically i shall have to try this with my dad, sage for no contribution

>>45325
this was my dad

My girlfriend's interpretations
she doesn't speak English as a first language if that is not apparent enough for reading this

from my dad

(if you saw this on my tumblr shut up and don't say anything)

my grandmother's thoughts

>>45327
>you look normal you damn shit
ahahahahaha

>>45329
New headcannon: Terezi talks like Bob Dylan. (poor Karkat)

>>45331
GC: HOP1N TO G3T YOU
GC: B3H1ND 4 WOOD P1L1N
GC: 1NS1D3 TH3 W4LLS
GC: TH3 W4LLS OF R3D W1NG >:]

Trying this out on my coworkers.

>>45349
That's actually pretty accurate.

>>45349
> Tavros is the terrible demon king
> Sollux is his lackey
> Karkat is a pothead

oh my god i don't even

an anon on my tumblr submitted this

I love how everyone is saying Fef is Wonder Woman.

She doesn't look a thing like her.

>>45402
It's that weird tiara-head thing.

I wasn't going to post this originally, but after my stoner friend got so remarkably accurate with some of those descriptions I had to share. Especially since the only thing she knew about Homestuck was that it involves time travelling.

The trolls according to my mom.

Wish I had the version with the kids when I sent it to her.

>>45416
>Nepeta
>Aquarius

I wish. Catfish patron troll would've been cash.

Annnd given to a random friend.

Here's what my dad had to say.
No we're not Hispanic
>>45433
Just realized Vriska's blacked out glasses is like an eyepatch to go with her pirate theme.
Brb posting in the slowpoke thread

>he will watch any 3d movie because they become real life with his super power glasses
somebody please write this fanfic
it can be just like every shitty movie about video games straight out of 1989

it's so beautiful I could cry

Troll porno auditions?

An Internet person did this.

I'm dying.

Way too many people mistaking Vriska for a boy...

And I didn't know about the crabs never closing their eyes thing.

>>45505
I know. Sure, she dresses tomboyishly and her hair can be found on rocker dudes, but come on she's wearing blue lipstick. And maybe it's the years of reading Gary Larson cartoons, but I automatically associate Terezi's kind of glasses with females.

>>45506
Blue lipstick means squat in these enlightened times...

But the eyelashes should be a dead giveaway. I can totally see why people mistake Terezi for a dude though.

Oh god I can see into infinity.

In a little break from the current flavor, I made a thing.

>>45516
I find it ironic because the fandom thinks Vriska is flat-as-a-board while Terezi's got them curves.
Plot bunny: Dave thinks Terezi is a boy. The only problem with that is she says she's a blind GIRL multiple times, but I still think it could work.

>>45529
> the fandom
this is a very large and diverse fandom
so no

>go on plus4chan
>see >>45529
>i find it ironic
>find it ironic
>ironic
>about to rage extremely hard
>suddenly remember which comic this board is about
>calm down
>start crying at the fact that hussie is probably teaching kids it's ok to misuse the word ironic

>>45536
but it is actually ironic and not alanis morisette ironic!

>>45539

nope, it's not ironic. it's not even contradictory.

My 11 years old sister reviews the trolls

my friend takes a crack

>>45569
What the fuck, most of these are actually spot-on.

>>45569
How were (almost) all of us taken in by the psycho Gamzee twist? He's EVILLLL!!!!! (and doesn't wash his face)

>>45572
because we thought the huss was above cliche psycho clown shit

>>45572
Because Hussie's pretty good at turning people's expectations of characters around (see: Equius and Nepeta).

>>45573
It's not just psycho killer clown stuff so much as the trope of the unassuming laid back guy being the killer. Plus it seems like it's there to give Karkat a reason to kill his best friend (besides Sollux).

My dad's
what the fuck

>>45580

lost my shit at Gamzee=Sarah Palin

>>45580
Haha here is my brother's
I don't even know what to say

>>45582
And his girlfriend's version

>>45583
>Marla from Fight Club

....yes
just yes.

>>45586
I thought Vriska was Marla from Fight Club (and RUFIO! is Tyler Durden).

Someone really really ought to write that fic.

>>45583
Fef would be great as Wonder Woman.

>>45609
True, they're both painfully irrelevant.

>>45610
Give Fef pants.

>>45839
YES

Behold.
Trickster Karkat.

>>45839
Agh, why didn't I think of that. :3

>>45874
And now you can't have this cake either.

>>45873
CHOCOLATE CHERRIES
OH HOW I DETEST THOSE

>>45254
About the time he got to Nepeta: "Wait. Some of them have signs of the zodiac. The second [Rose] doesn't. She has Pac-Man."

>>45891
And then I made him do this one as well.

>>45892
>Bleeding scar-faced humanoid dogthing with great feathery wings and gaudy shredded clothes.
>Performance artist.

I love it.

Homestuck: according to my mom

She just told me they were the same person with different clothes, then said: It's Mystique.

Did this to a coworker.

>>45909
<i>Gamer Girl discovered Beelzebub</i>

Are you sure they haven't read Homestuck?

>>45959
>>45958
you missed my favorite

>>45961
>>45959
>>45958
Translation hiccups aside, why is manga so exceedingly awful and like they were written by someone with severe autism?

>>45962
Stilted prose is probably due to shitty direct translations by people who can't actually write. \:

You're kind of a dumbfuck.

>>45963
Did you miss when I said I realize that? Even proper translations suffer from this though.

You're kind of uH, RUDE,

>>45964
>>45963
>>45962

you're both being rude, please stop

>>45962
Well that sucked all the fun from those edits.

>>45963
Japanese is a difficult language to translate. Most translations sound like that.

excuse me but in my glorious kingdom we do not speak ill of yotsuba

>>45962
I'm definitely not a fan of the animu but jesus fuck Yotsuba is way better than decent.

Here's one that I made one of my friends do.

>>45994
You sure your friend's never read Homestuck?

>>46008

Positive, but it's pretty uncanny how good some of his answers were.

wut?

>>46008
>>46018
This is a fun exercise, but let's not overstate the serendipity of the good guesses—a big part of it is Hussie making communicative character designs. Hope that wasn't a buzzkill; just seeing other things to appreciate which is highlighted by the meme.

>>45254
John: Nerdy
Rose: Wholesome, innocent, pure
Dave: Nerd tyring to be cool
Jade: Asian, booksmart, nerd

Aradia: The little shit
Tavros: The little boy shit
Sollux: The other little boy shit
Karkat: ...Just evil
Nepeta: Alien evil
Kanaya: Sexy hairdresser
Terezi: Some edgey punk girl
Vriska: Just plain disturbing
Equius: Intellectually evil
Gamzee: (No answer, just disturbed glance)
Eridan: No
Feferi: Why

Edits, you say?

God I love when people make Beaton edits.

I guess this belongs here or in the necro'd Kanaya thread.

http://www.nationstates.net/nation=rays_and_frogs

I guess this goes here.

>>46379

This is one of those things where I didn't know that I wanted it until I got it.

>>46379
This is fantastically horrible.

>>46380
just like rape

>>46383
I can't find it, but that's actually the second dead Rose shot using Tavros as base.

Thank you drawfriends of the internet.

I hope you like my comic

if there was one more panel to that update, i'm pretty sure it would have been this

>>47155

is this fandom really so unoriginal that for every new development it has to produce another Kate Beaton ripoff

>>47204
yes

>>47204
>is this fandom really so unoriginal that for every new development it has to produce the exact same Kate Beaton ripoff

Fixed that for you.

>>47204
The same could be said of any fandom.

>>47210
It is getting to the point where I'm starting to wish that comic had never existed in the first place.

>>47213

>Perhaps the same could be said of all fandoms.

ftfy

>>47294
>>47294
this is funnier than it should be

This is what I do in my free time.....

the PB&J rap-off was my favorite one though...

I thiiiink someone already did this, but I couldn't find it, so oh well.

I'm pretty sure I was the first to do this one, however.

a friend shared with me this gif and now i am sharing it with all of you

>>47493
Shouldn't it be "8LUE B100DS" or "B100 8LOODS" or maybe "8100 8100DS"?

>>47596

Does that mean 2 Guys & A Girl is about Sollux, Eridan and Feferi. I never ever saw that show.

If only this was animated too.

>>47767
For you

Cracked has given us a gift. I believe we can use this.

For you.

>>47978
Just wonderful.

don't know if this has been done before

>>48222
I laughed far more than I should have.

>>48302
I am so salty right now

>>48302
Why can't I stop giggling?

jade what the fuck are you doing

>>48407
..
What?

>>48407
her glasses aint round enuff n her teef aint stickin out

TRY AGAIN

nevermind here u go

>>48436

put shoe on head

>>48438
pervert

I'm not sure whether to post this here or in the WTF thread.
But here goes.

DRR DRR DRR