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No. 70405
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I wrote my thoughts as I watched. I was and am drunk, so its might not be coherent. sorry it might be long
> Congressionals? What a dumn name.
> Dated CGI
> Jack is the rival character, and is an asshole
> Oh my god, why would you jump in front of the rebel like that, the rival character could have pumped you full of lead no regrets OH SHIT SHES GOING FOR A GUN oh wait no
> Political career obsessed wife great.
> So... either the general is a devious asshole or a REALLY trusting fool
> Wait wat why would biolumeniscence help with underwater farming? To light the place up? Uhhhh i dont get it
> Wait wat you were just about to return the prisoner to her cell, why are you helping her escape literally two seconds later
> So his wife just goes along with the rebels, totally endangering her political career which she is obsessed about. Good wife.
> Dieter is annoying, ugh.
> Dated CGI closeup of a Side... not bad looking.
> Wife is annoying, ugh.
> General is willing to START A WAR to get the biofuckingbullshit back. WHY. Why did the military cover it up, when it would save millions of starving people apparently, why not kill the creator and claim the military made it and steal the credit, MOVIE I DEMAND EXPLANATION
> G Saviour looks gundam generic and bland gray with a tiny splash of blue
> You can apparently dodge a court martial for insubordination by quitting the military. NEWS TO ME
> Jack is an asshole
> Mobile suits only cost a billion dollars. CHEAP
> TRAGIC FLASHBACK
> Oh hey fly through space junk to avoid detection hi star wars
> Oh hey, first real giant robot action 55 minutes in. herp derp
> I actually like the funky big ass backpack and side thrusters
> Wife is the comedy character. "Where can I shave my legs" uhhhm
> YES. THE GAEA PRESIDENT IS A SMART MAN. Why do the congressionals want to keep the biowhateverthefuckwhat to themselves, keep it covered up, whatever, and not use it
> I like this Gaea president, first characters with a lick of sense.
> You're married, stop flirting with the rebel scum, you asshole.
> she wants to bone you. oh no just a handshake. oh no just a kiss goddamm it you're married asshole. You're wife just gave up her political career sadkasjlfasdlf
> WIFE IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE i mean cheat on her
> Smug smirking asshole. I hope cognessionals blow you up
> wife hacked gaean guns to fire on cognressional ship. wtf. just up and started a war wtf
> ships looks like generic scifi original movie ship, nothing like UC ships, at all. meh
> oohhhh wife was working for congressionals all along, im dumb and drunk
> wife isnt comedy character, shes crazy character
> hey the totally new foreigner is telling us what to do, lets listen to him to defend our homeland
> heeeheeheee general tells a Side colony "prepare to be boarded"
> finally a giant robot fighting giant robot scene, 1 hour 9 minutes in. jesus christ
> just noticed, earth cognressionals use mono eyes, gaean spacenoids use two eye ms. weird
> GAEAN FORCE SUCKS. rockets can bounces off shields apparently
> crazy wife character just BUSTED THROUGH A GLASS CEILING like it was nothing, wtf
> mono eyes seem way better than two eyes
> Jack's MS used some kind of cast off thrusters, cool
> the way people die remind me of star wars deathstar trench run
> gaean prez for 2012
> asian character is dumb
> "selective starvation" wtf general just became unbelievably cartoonish evil, ugh
> fighting rival on Side solar panel, cool. Shoulder gatling > head gatling
> G saviour can cast off armor on his limbs to free himself from wreckage cool. I like how the beam sabers deal damage
> just noticed, the rebels call themselves the Illuminati. really????
> illuminati ms are UGLY AS FUCK. normal looking torso, spindly super thin legs. eww
> G Saviour can cast off and then add new armor for "terran flight mode" cool
> the illuminati are winning. General has the BRIGHT IDEA of escaping in a Gaea craft. as expected, gets shot down by cognressional MS. OMG so dumb. His last "NOOOOOOO" is funny as fuck
> apparently, gaean ships blowing up sound like T Rex from Jurassic Park
> gaea renamed themselves side 8. ????
Sorry it was so long. It honestly wasn't as bad as I thought it would be based on what people said. It's waaaay better than the average scifi original movie at least. My only complaint is that there are only one real giant robot fighting scene, and it ended anti-climactically. Main character fought a handful grunts in space, then killed his rival, and then went into the colony to finish off two unnamed grunts, and thats it. MEH. The dated, terrible CGI was kind of endearing really. The acting was ok.
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