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143051 No. 143051
New SWTOR thread, old one is 11 posts from autosage and can be found here:>>121243

Breaking news
http://massively.joystiq.com/2012/01/03/research-firm-swtor-has-350-000-peak-concurrent-users/

> and though some analysts and fans expected TOR to compete with Blizzard's subscription king, Cowen and Company says the new title has had "minimal apparent impact" on the market leader.

I'm unfamiliar with MMO's, is 350,000 a great amount for an MMO in its' free month phase, or can we safely assume that TOR has hit the iceberg?
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>> No. 143052
Last I saw WOW ran at around 10 Million paying users emphasis on Paying.
>> No. 143053
Reposting because damn it we haven't raged enough at this yet
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?action=showpost&postid=398455749&forumid=234
>> No. 143054
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>>143053
I thought that second half was lame poster roleplay shit, because I didn't believe that could be real.

And then I looked it up and yep, that all happens.
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Things in the new star wars MMO that will get you banned.
>Going to a zone higher than your character level
>Buying cheap stuff on the AH and reposting them for a higher price
>saying a swear word despite the profanity filter, even if your saying the swear word on a private chat with a friend who is okay with swearing
>having a bank alt
>making a new character and having your main character give him a shit ton of really good starting gear, since you earned it.
>> No. 143056
>>143055
>your
*you're
>> No. 143058
I want to blame EA for ruining bioware.

Also hamburger helper. Fuck hamburger helper.
>> No. 143061
>>143053
I should be more dismayed by how terrible that is, but at this point it's somehow unsurprising.
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>>143058
>Also hamburger helper. Fuck hamburger helper.
Well now you can!
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>>143062
>Tomas Birdgulch

Fucking amazing.
>> No. 143068
>>143051
>I'm unfamiliar with MMO's, is 350,000 a great amount for an MMO in its' free month phase, or can we safely assume that TOR has hit the iceberg?
It's average.
>> No. 143069
>>143048
"I MIGHT, JUST THIS ONCE, ACCEPT PAYMENT IN KISSES"
Oh my fuck why
>> No. 143070
>>143069
Well at least the animation is just as awkward and unnatural as the dialogue.
>> No. 143072
Wow its all just soo Twilight level of bad.

Mako Marriage Proposal - Star …youtube thumb
>> No. 143073
>>143072
Why do their heads look like they're carved out of pumpkins.
>> No. 143074
So do you think Lucas would fly into a rage about this game if people started saying he wanted shit like rape romance? Because I want Bioware and EA to be attacked on all fronts for this game.
>> No. 143076
>>143053
What the fuck did I just read?!

>>143072
Who let Stephanie Meyer write Star Wars?
>> No. 143078
I don't get why you guys are mad about the writing. It's almost as good as the Prequels.

Almost as good.
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>>143051
>No Lifeboats adds depth and immersion
>> No. 143088
>>143076
Conversation dialog. Anything preceded by
>
is a player dialog option. Everything else is NPC response.
>> No. 143093
>>143072
How appropriate that they use music cues from Attack of the Clones for this scene.
>> No. 143116
>>143074
I don't think Lucas gives a shit, but he has tried to make his stuff more kid-friendly in the past, so I wouldn't really be surprised.
>> No. 143126
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>TOR's approach to customer service
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>>143126
>The response a while later
>> No. 143128
Hey guys, /v/ made a tumblr! Isn't it neato?
>Biodrones say the darndest things
http://biodronesdarndest.tumblr.com/
>> No. 143132
350k players? Okay, that means if they all paid $60 for the game Bioware's made 21 million so far. Roughly a tenth of their budget for the game.
>> No. 143134
>>143132
They have to divided that money up between Lucas and themselves.
>> No. 143135
>>143127
He is fluent in over 6 million forms of communication, but English ain't one of 'em.
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http://kotaku.com/5872895/old-republic-lets-you-dance-your-way-out-of-trouble

/getdownyoutube thumb

Apparently, typing /getdown makes you invulnerable and interrupts enemies targeting on you.

But the worst part is that you can get banned if you use the command outside special dance zones. I cannot make this up.
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>>143128
There's a lot of gems in there, but I think this one's my favorite.
>> No. 143143
>>143139

Turns out the Email is fake, but the exploit is not.
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Let's Play: SWTOR Mako Romanceyoutube thumb
>> No. 143152
What's with the Titanic posts?
>> No. 143153
>>143152
Because it's a sinking ship.
>> No. 143157
http://www.gameranx.com/updates/id/4299/article/lack-of-exotic-star-wars-the-old-republic-races-explained/

"You know, the reason for our humanoid range of species, it's a matter of relatability to a large degree. The further you get from human the more difficult it is for players to get into their mindset, the more difficult it is for all the other characters in the game to relate to them the same way. There are enormous technical obstacles, there is building all the lip synching, all the emotion into the face of the human is incredibly difficult and time consuming, doing that for something like a Wookiee – and we couldn't half do it, we couldn't let Wookiees be only a third as expressive as humans. At that point we're just giving up.”

>and we couldn't half do it, we couldn't let Wookiees be only a third as expressive as humans. At that point we're just giving up.”

Yea because all that advanced facial molding conveys so much emotion...what a pile of bantha fodder.
>> No. 143160
>>143157
>Making believable facial expressions on humanoids is too hard, let alone for aliens, so we took the lazy way out on both counts.
>> No. 143161
>>143152
Also because the movie's gonna be re-released in 3D in April!!!!
>> No. 143174
>>143157
>You know, the reason for our humanoid range of species, it's a matter of relatability to a large degree. The further you get from human the more difficult it is for players to get into their mindset, the more difficult it is for all the other characters in the game to relate to them the same way.

No fuck that. Fuck you bioware. You know what race I enjoyed playing the most in Everquest? Iksar, fucking Lizard people. Why? They were fucking cool and had an interesting back story. You know what race I played in SWG? Wookiees. Because Wookiees are fucking awesome. Who the fuck doesn't want to play as a wookiee? People don't want to play a fucking star wars game because they can "Relate" to the races of their playable characters.

>There are enormous technical obstacles, there is building all the lip synching, all the emotion into the face of the human is incredibly difficult and time consuming, doing that for something like a Wookiee – and we couldn't half do it, we couldn't let Wookiees be only a third as expressive as humans. At that point we're just giving up.

The first reason was obviously just a dumb excuse, this is the real reason. It certainly lends to the idea that they are lazy, but then again I understand how difficult doing shit like this can be. But they didn't really do a good job with the humans as it is. If you're going to cite this as a reason at least do a good fucking job on the ones you are actually doing.

>>143126
>>143127
I'm going to write a letter of apology to SOE for the bitching I used to do about their poor customer service back when I used to play their games. That's just shameful.
>> No. 143175
It's not even an excuse. They already had animations and rigs for Wookiees from the KOTOR games.

Nobody expects realistic human animations from a Wookiee anyway. Just growls and subtitles. And they already had all that in the can.
>> No. 143179
>>143175
Plus all a Wookie does is growl and walk around in a suit. Occasionally jump really far and beat shit up, are you seriously telling me that is hard to program or that there were viable realism constraints when all they did with light sabers was treat them as light sticks?

There wouldn’t be much lip synching involved as much as there is in fucking CLONE WARS ADVENTURES. BIOWARE COULD HAVE APED OFF ANOTHER STAR WARS GAME BESIDES THEIR PREVIOUS WORK AND NO ONE WOULD HAVE GIVEN THEM FLACK ABOUT IT.

LUCAS ARTS, THE RIGHT HAND HAS NO FUCKING IDEA HOW TO HELP THE LEFT ONE OUT.
>> No. 143209
I just want Mass Effect 3 to be as good as 1 and 2. I'm not even expecting a better game, just an adequate finale chapter. After that, my once-beloved Bioware can wither up and die for all I care.

Black Isle had a more dignified death than this. Hell, Pandemic had a more dignified death than this.
>> No. 143218
>>143209
>I just want Mass Effect 3 to be as good as 1 and 2.
That won't be hard. Throw together some metal corridors, chest high walls, MAD COOL GUNZ, and alien sex. Bam, instant Mass Effect game.
>> No. 143221
>>143218
nobody plays mass effect for the gameplay
>> No. 143231
At the very least it was released in a completed status when compared to Star Wars Galaxies.

>>143055
What the FUCK? It is funny hearing the BioWare defense force kneejerk with responses like "WELL YOU DON'T PLAY THE GAME SO YOU CAN'T SAY" and such, but goddamn how can they even defend that?
>> No. 143232
>>143209
I once longed for a sequel to Jade Empire, but comparing the Bioware of then to the Bioware of now, I'm not sure I still want one. I don't want to see how they would ruin it.
>> No. 143235
>>143232
Sappy Twilight Though that could be countered if it was George Takei being an awesome companion. Personally I don't blame Bioware as a whole its just the fucks they get to write the NPCs
>> No. 143247
>>143231
Considering what happened with DA2 half of them are probably alternate accounts of bioware employees trying to dupe as many people as they can into buying this shit.

But really, wouldn’t that billing them even after they’re banned be able to be taken to court? That's out-right theft and cyber crime.
>> No. 143255
>But really, wouldn’t that billing them even after they’re banned be able to be taken to court? That's out-right theft and cyber crime.

Not entirely. Depending on the terms of service agreement they might have a point stating that payment rendered will not be refunded in the case of a breach of terms. And even if it doesn't say that most TOS agreements have a clause where the company retains the right to change any and all terms in TOS agreement at any point, in any way and without notification.

The second you click "I agree" you basically give them carte blanche in regards to your usage, which is entirely the point. It's there to cover their ass after all. It would be far more effective to kick up a huge stink and have them face a PR crisis than actually suing them.
>> No. 143256
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/v/'s TOR threads are practically the only good thing on /v/ nowadays.
>> No. 143257
>>143247
>But really, wouldn’t that billing them even after they’re banned be able to be taken to court? That's out-right theft and cyber crime.

That's what chargebacks are for.

Also, I would assume that banned people are not being charged further. Just because someone can't get to the payment screen when they're banned doesn't mean they're keeping the info and charging the card indefinitely.

I mean, they banned the person. It's FAR more likely that they just deleted the payment info from their system. I'm pretty sure that's what other MMO providers do.
>> No. 143266
STAR WARS™: The Old Republic…youtube thumb
>> No. 143270
Tor infinite credit glitchyoutube thumb

Good news! It can be down by only pressing three buttons!
>$300 million went into making this.
>> No. 143273
>>143257
Your thinking hinges on BioWare/EA dealing with that matter in a logical, appropriate manner. Given their track record of doing the exact opposite when dealing with their customers, finding that they did something right for a change would be stunning. Though I suppose given everything else they've failed horribly at, they might be due for a win somewhere.
>> No. 143587
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>That effort
>> No. 143596
>>143587
and how much longer was this thing in development then Skyrim?
>> No. 143600
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TOR has the most original gameplay I've ever seen out of an MMORPG.
>> No. 143607
>Cancelled TOR accounts are being automatically reactivated
http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=151221
>Cancelled TOR accounts are being automatically reactivated

Remember to completely remove your payment info from your account details.

The reason EA/Bioware required you to enter payment info before getting your free month is so they can charge you immediately when the time is up. Even if you didn't plan to continue playing the game. EA has been known to make frivolous charges against accounts in the past. If you search "ea double charge scam" you'll find documented evidence of this. So make sure you remove all payment info and keep a keen eye on all transactions made to your credit involving EA/Bioware.

Another thing, the free month is over for EVERYONE January 20th. It doesn't matter when you actually signed up.
>> No. 143610
>>143607
Holy fuck, that is low as shit.
>> No. 143616
>>143610
Corporate cybercrime Gotta love it.
>> No. 143617
>>143607
damn its been such a long time since this crap started I gotta double check to make sure I never setup an account.
>> No. 143626
>>143607
>the free month is over for EVERYONE January 20th

But... but... that's... fwuh??!?
>> No. 143628
>>143626
"We want your money now and we dictate the terms of how you will suck our dick."
>> No. 143641
Welp Bioware..it was fun while it lasted. Be prepared for EA to finish you off and then eat the remains like they do with all their developers.
>> No. 143643
>>143641
Everyone good moved on a long time ago. To Obsidian, mostly.
>> No. 143914
>Having low quality textures in a 2012 AAA is a feature!.
> Right now the Bioware forums is on its' third thread about it, with this thread having over 100+ pages in comments! The current thread:
http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=162569

I'll post more as the situation develops, as of right now the comments are hilarious. Also Jeff has been complaining about TOR for like an hour now on the Giant Bombcast, so try and catch that if you can.
>> No. 143917
>>143914
>Having low quality textures in a 2012 AAA is a feature!.
*2012 AAA game

Forgot another fun link I stumbled upon, though it's not really about TOR as much as it's about arrogance:
http://kotaku.com/5875251/not-everyone-hates-dragon-age-ii--you-know

Best quote:
>Players went in to Dragon Age 2 expecting the arc of Star Wars and instead got handed something out of Sophocles.
>> No. 143918
I actually would consider including low quality textures as a feature. But having them as the only option would be pretty bad.
>> No. 143921
So my brother plays TOR, yet he refuses to believe that any of this controversy surrounding Bioware is true.

Anyone have something detailing everything like the "Crapcum" pic?
>> No. 143922
>>143921
Just show him both of our TOR threads. We've been providing links for just about everything in them, and the shitposting in both is fairly low. I'd say that, while not compact, the threads are pretty good explanations of TOR's flaws. In the meantime I'll hunt for some pics like the 'Crapcum' pic, Lord knows someone has drawn one up.
>> No. 143924
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>light servers trending up near 50%
>heavy servers trending down near 10%
>full servers flatlined a week ago
Looking pretty bad, especially since it's still technically free month.
http://www.torstatus.net/shards/us/trends
http://www.swtorarena.com/statistics/
>> No. 143927
More news! A disgruntled EA employee started a blog named ealouse to bitch about EA, and in the process spilled some beans concerning TOR. Unfortunately the blog itself is now taken down, but if you just copy and paste any of the following >greentext into google search you can find people discussing it. His rants are long and detailed bitchfits about specific EA employers, but he had this to say in regards to TOR:

>And Bioware? Don’t make me laugh. They’ve spent more money making the Old Republic than James Cameron spent on Avatar. Shit you not. More than $ 300 million! Can you believe that?
>And you know what they’re most proud of? This is the kicker. They are most proud of the sound. No seriously. Something like a 20Gig installation, and most of it is voiceover work. That’s the best they have. The rest of the game is a joke. EA knows it and so does George Lucas,they’re panicking , and so most of Mythic has already been cannibalized to work in Austin on it because they can’t keep pushing back launch.
>Old Republic will be one of the greatest failures in the history of MMOs from EA. Probably at the level of the Sims Online. We all know it too.
What does /cog/ think? Clever troll or disgruntled employee firing off and revealing too much?

>>143921
Some of my friends are playing TOR right now. However they are fully aware of all this shitstorms surrounding TOR and are only playing until they finish their campaigns/until free month is over, then they're shelving it. I get the feeling that a lot of TOR players are like that, which brings in the next problem: If your players only want to do the pseudo-single player campaign how are you going to milk them for subscription fees?

Last note as a friendly reminder: Everyone's free month ends in 8 days!
>> No. 143933
>>143917
>Players went in to Dragon Age 2 expecting the arc of Star Wars and instead got handed something out of Sophocles.

GAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Then I checked this out;

http://kotaku.com/5866590/does-the-dragon-age-anime-please-you/gallery/1

>As EA explains in a recent video, the game itself was inspired by Japanese prints and the films of Akira Kurosawa. Making an anime, instead of a Western cartoon, allows the filmmakers and game developers to explore more complex and adult themes.

And then I got mad.
>> No. 143935
>>143933
Kurosawa. Those pieces of shit think their big budget animation flick can come anywhere close to Ran or Throne of Blood or did these hacks mis-remember Miyazaki and are waiting to make me even more angry? I know Kotaku's run by nutless monkeys but I didn't think it would suck EA's dick at the chance of insulting both western video games and anime at the same time.

Let me guess, its directed by Uwe Boll and the entire movie is german porn in anime form.
>> No. 143937
>>143935
Note: It is possible to be inspired by Kurosawa and say so without implying that you are his equal.
>> No. 143950
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2012-01-12-bioware-swtor-post-mortem-its-more-innovative-than-an-fps

>Labelling Star Wars: The Old Republic competent but not innovative is "unfair", BioWare told Eurogamer - the MMO does more than today's FPS and action games to push its respective genre forward.

>The user rating of Star Wars: The Old Republic on Metacritic is lower, however - but Ohlen was quick to explain why he thinks that is.

>"Oh that's easy," he retorted. "Several of the designers were watching the Metacritic page when it finally came up and what happened was there is a community out there, and we don't know who they are - it could be a bunch of different people - who aren't really playing the game but have a vested interest in hating the game. And we saw literally hundreds of 0/10s come up within the first couple of hours of Metacritic coming on. So it was people who weren't even playing the game basically putting on that they hated it.

>"We knew that there was going to be people who wanted us to fail. But that's just the nature of the game. If you're going to build a huge game and try to go out to a lot of people, you're going to have people who just react poorly."
>> No. 143954
>>143950
...well fucking DUH.
>> No. 143959
>>143937
Yeah, and my fanfiction is inspired by Dostoevsky because it’s DEEP, dark and sexy. Dragon Age doesn't have the chops to back that statement, much less would I respect such a juvenile claim like "it allows us to be mature" when anyone involved in the company haven't been that in about 10 years.

It’s arrogant as hell and leaves me with lower expectations then I had for the Dead Space animated movies.
>> No. 143962
http://www.heroengine.com/2011/11/heroengine-meets-starwars/

>“It’s not productized yet,” we told Gordon. “There are whole sections of code that is only roughed in and not optimized for performance or security. And there are very few comments and very little documentation.”
>He didn’t care. “We are going to have tons of engineers. We can finish it ourselves. We’re going to want to modify your source code for our special project anyway.”

I don't think anybody in Bioware or EA management have any clue as to what they're doing anymore.

http://www.darthhater.com/articles/swtor-news/15581-the-hero-engine-may-have-some-growing-pains

>When asked if the communal editing environment was worth the complexity it brought to the development process, Dalton found it hard to answer. "I think that there's no single answer for that. I think it's not worth it at the team size we have now.
>> No. 143980
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>>143933
>Making an anime, instead of a Western cartoon, allows the filmmakers and game developers to explore more complex and adult themes.
>> No. 143988
>>143980
To be fair, American TV producers don't really take risks on adult-oriented animation that's not comedy or anime for the most part (and even with anime, serious stuff aimed at adults is fairly rare), and the direct-to-video market is not as big. Maybe they'd make an exception what with it being an established property, like they do with that GI Joe special Warren Ellis did, but they'd have a lot more success with a serious anime than they would with a serious American cartoon.

Maybe if they were focusing on other markets than the US they might have more success though.
>> No. 144005
>>143988
Who said anything about any of us wanting syndicated tv shows or movies in the west? The fact of the matter is that these people are likely trying to grasp some japanese audience their games didn't get by producing some terrible berserk rip-off while acting like its some liberating and more enlightened experience jump to another media type they have no experience with (or reason to be invloved in).

Depending on how it turns out it could be a tripple sided insult at anyone who liked dragon age, anyone who likes anime and the japanese if its filled with whiney gay wizards and moe blood mages.
>> No. 144010
>>144005
>whiney gay wizards and moe blood mages.
You're referring to Anders and Merril, I take it?
>> No. 144019
>>144010
Who else? The two shining examples of how stupid and insufferable mages in that world can truly be. Seeing as they're likely 'fan favorites' they'll be involved in this. I can just feel it in my bones.

Also according to gamefaqs DA2 is going to be released over there in February apparently, so they may have no idea what kind of shit EA is trying to sell them with this flick. Japan, if you're reading this I'm sorry for what's about to happen to you.
>> No. 144025
>>144019
It will probably be a big hit in Japan. They like garbage RPGs.
>> No. 144063
TOR Gameplay Max Settingsyoutube thumb

You laughed.
>> No. 144075
>>144063
Looks better then when a capital ship crashes in TOR (its akin to watching old '50s stuff and them just cutting the strings holding it up there)
>> No. 144096
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>> No. 144177
>>144096
im not sure im getting all of the references. whos the person with glasses? what does dragon age have to do with a starwars?
>> No. 144179
>>144177
>whos the person with glasses?

Hamburger Helper, see:

>>143062

>what does dragon age have to do with a starwars?
Not Star Wars, Bioware and it has to do with the fact Dragon Age two was where it started to head down the shitter, or at least that's what I understand f it.
>> No. 144189
>>144179
No it's been a lot longer than that. KOTOR 1 was the last game they made that could just be called "good" without any qualifying statements.
>> No. 144201
>>143062
What site are those reviews on?
>> No. 144202
>>144201
http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2139643.M_I_T_H_
>> No. 144206
>>144189

Nah. With the usual D20 system problems, the lack of any real choice and consequence, and the usual Bioware bland story, I'd say it's as good as Mass Effect 1 and 2.
>> No. 144207
>>144189
What was the qualifying statement in ME1? "Except the Mako bits?"
>> No. 144208
>>144207
Same question, but with Jade Empire. Was it the length? Because JE was very short for an RPG.
>> No. 144210
>>144207
The gameplay in general is shit in ME1.

>>144208
Jade Empire was an extremely flawed game overall. Clunky gameplay, boring characters, the beginning of Bioware's obsession with shitty sex scenes...

Still, the whole Chinese myth thing was unique enough to merit a once through.
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>>144210
>The gameplay in general is shit in ME1.
>> No. 144216
So are Jesse and TB still positive about this? I haven't been watching mailboxes but I'd be surprised if the latter hasn't gotten mail about this stuff, especially the account reactivation thing.
>> No. 144231
>>144096
Gods I wish GW2 would come out already.
>> No. 144246
>>144179
Some will try and say they started going down earlier with Jade Empire, as that was when Bioware really started experimenting and moving away from the d20 system. However DA2 is also a good choice, EA bought up Bioware around the time DA1 was released and plans for DA2 were still in infancy, with the results of EA's involvement being self-evident.
>> No. 144259
>>144246
ME2 is the first game developed under EA's eye actually. ME1 and DAO were both being worked on before that. All they managed to do to ME1 was the limited installs bullshit it used to have.
>> No. 144260
>>144259
Really? I could have sworn that DA2 was being developed when Bioware was with EA. I still blame EA though, they're just poisonous as a company.
>> No. 144263
>>144260
DA2 WAS developed under EA, it just wasn't the first one they made under EA.
>> No. 144325
Am I the only one who fucking hates Biodrones?
>> No. 144328
Top priority for Bioware coming out of this, fire all those in the writing department that think Twilight is good literature (which is a good fucking lot of them).
>> No. 144357
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144357
MOTHER OF GOD
>> No. 144362
>>144357
well considering TOR is a newer game you'd expect a lot of issues that would require customer support. It's too bad TOR's customer support happens to be either foreigners that aren't very proficient at English or computer chat bots.
>> No. 144366
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>>144325
>Am I the only one who hates Biodrones
I don't hate them as much as I'm astonished by them.
Why are they putting up with such awful service?
Why do they refuse to acknowledge game breaking bugs and shit-tier quality service?
Why are all their arguments incoherent?
Why do they assume every single person giving a critique is a troll? The questions never end.
>> No. 144394
>>144366
This shit is why, as bad as chans are, I can't stand forums anymore.
>> No. 144398
>>144366
Stupidity. Sheer, complete stupidity. I think that's the answer to any question concerning how the mind of a Biodrone functions.

>>144394
It's not like that same sort of behavior doesn't occur on chans as well.
>> No. 144404
>>144366
The same thing happens whenever I complain about any small detail in Mass Effect.
>> No. 144416
Times like these make me feel a bit less bitter about Valve's obsession with the hats and soldier.

At least I can send an e-mail to a human being if I'm having problems.
>> No. 144423
New trailers for TOR!

TORtanic Movie Traileryoutube thumb
Star Wars: The Old Hindenpublicyoutube thumb
>These two open up the window fully and put on either 720p or 1080p
Tribute to all who died in the tortanic.youtube thumb
TORtanic memorialyoutube thumb
>> No. 144438
>>144398
It does still happen, but not as much in my experience.
>> No. 144443
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/reviews/9347-Star-Wars-The-Old-Republic-Review.2
>4.5 stars

I really wonder what Yahtzee honestly thinks of the rest of the site, because clearly he's quite divorced from it.
>> No. 144445
maybe regular people are easier to please than you guys are, and those who fall victim to bad customer service are a small and unfortunate fraction of the userbase, and this thing will merely go on to die slowly and unremarkably like most mmos rather than dying quickly and spectacularly like you seem to want it to
>> No. 144447
File 13267748908.jpg - (23.06KB , 451x339 , OhYOU.jpg )
144447
>>144445
Oh anon, we can always count on you to liven up the room with such absurd ribaldry.
>> No. 144453
Maybe there will be enough fools to make the game last longer than it should, it’s still fun in a David vs. Goliath way to see people mock the game and see EA squirming to wasting even more money in trying to convince those idiots to shell out for their crap.
The offer made to even sites like escapist couldn't have been entirely "Do as we say or we'll stop talking to you" in praising Old Republic. The mere fact that there are no ads on regular satellite/cable broadcasting indicates this isn't such a proud mess they can mull over as easily as games like Dead Space or DA2. EA is still trying to make enough buzz in the internet and surprisingly no one but the iron gripped Bioware or EA forums seem to ceaselessly enjoy this. And soon the free month will end in 3 days. There will be no more smoke and mirrors trick of treating the customer and it will just be another large price tag which every other new game has. EA knows this product is going to eat even more money and it is fun to hope it reaches billions in order to make this turd profitable.

As much as I would enjoy TOR ceasing to exist I don’t care about this terrible MMO. What I want to see is this to be as painful for EA and Bioware as humanly possible. I want to see sales continue to be mediocre at best while they pump ads into television, movies, across newspapers and billboards, hell even waste energy and time streaming invasive ads for videogames into their more successful products like Battlefield 3 and ME3 just to turn a profit with TOR. Produce elaborate and better crafted DLC additions then the actual game itself be simply ignored by the masses. And no matter whatever tactics they use it never escapes mediocrity or earns enough money to justify their costs spent on this one game.
>> No. 144460
Star Wars Galaxies was never this bad, not even after Sony ruined it.
>> No. 144508
>Electronic Arts Inc. (NASDAQ:EA): Electronic Arts Inc. (NASDAQ:EA) last week opened a new office in North Austin. Abnormal trading volume was found on January 13 which reached 18.69 million shares, 3 times heavier than usual day trading. Investors may want to find out how company insiders like Executive Officers and Directors are thinking about the future business prospects of the company; check this insider trade report for EA here.

Read Full Report: http://www.insiderslab.com/PR3/011712B/EA/ElectronicArts.pdf

Even EA executives have to no hope and are dumping stock like there's no tomorrow.
>> No. 144515
>>144508
I love that they try to coerce you into buying an account with their website by having a registration pop-up you can't exit out of, except it goes away completely when you disable javascript.

Oh, and that loading bar is entirely cosmetic. Without javascript, that graph loads instantly, without the several second wait that it seems like it has on the fully active site.
>> No. 144516
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144516
http://www.gamebanshee.com/news/106455-eas-investment-in-star-wars-the-old-republic-approaching-half
-a-billion-dollars.html

Huh. I guess the whole 300 million dollars thing was true.
>> No. 144518
>>144516
so already costing more then the Titanic itself (adjusted)..fantastic.
>> No. 144528
This would the be the perfect time for Shenmue 3 to be revealed and retake the Most Absurd Game Budget Ever title back.
>> No. 144532
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144532
> You get to kill Revan and HK-47

Out-fucking-standing. I don't even want KotOR3 anymore. You can keep it, Bioware.
>> No. 144533
Isn't HK still alive hundreds of years later in Galaxies or something? Are we retconning MORE?
>> No. 144542
>>144516
God, what if this actually makes EA fracture as a company itself? Could you imagine the power vacuum that would form if it only lost a third of its size?
>> No. 144549
>>144542
ALL POWER TO THE KOTTICK!
>> No. 144550
>>144542
Please. It will take one year of Madden to recoup the loss.
>> No. 144562
>>144550

Not even close. Madden 11 sold 1.2 million copies, sales are only up 10% for 12, which is to say even at full price ($60) over a two year period they're only recouping approximately/less than half of the damage TOR did, excluding development cost for Madden itself. Even if we add in the 1 million plus (current) people who BOUGHT TOR, we're not coming close to the cost for TOR, nevermind the server cost of these 1 million people playing on their servers who aren't paying to play until the 20th at the earliest.

This is a disaster for EA, and if they think they're going to retain the player base necessary for this game to stand on its own two feet, they're sadly mistaken. It will be free to play, or simply cease to be by this time 2013, I can almost guarantee.
>> No. 144580
Apparently there is a new controversy regarding people farming the world PvP zone. Haven't heard the exact details but people were getting max PvP rank through exploits of capping points and such.
Massive shitstorm on the forums with many calling for a rollback of the servers.

I actually played SWTOR (unsubscribed since my laptop here on my university campus can't run it for shit) and it was actually quite fun with many awesome mechanics (healer energy bar with regen twists by far the most fun I've had as a healer in a long time) but Bioware just plain sucks at managing it.

What makes it worse is the fact that EA also had another MMO by the name of Warhammer Online and they had TWO massive account billing errors in its lifetime so far. Back when I played it people also worked together to cap and recap points for maximum renown experience as well.

It's like they didn't learn anything.
>> No. 144585
>>144580
Maybe you're referring to this?
http://www.pcgamer.com/2012/01/19/disturbance-in-the-force-swtor-patch-1-1-draws-fire-for-pvp-exploit/
>> No. 144587
File 132694302567.jpg - (303.52KB , 1200x948 , >He subscribed to SWTOR!.jpg )
144587
>EA has removed the cancel button right before billing day
http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=198027
>EA has removed the cancel button right before billing day
The official EA/Bioware response so far:
>Hello everyone,

>If you are encountering any problems with managing your account or subscription, please contact Customer Service who should be able to assist you further.

>Toll-free numbers are supplied for calls originating from the USA, UK, Germany and France. Please note that if calling from outside these countries you may be charged by your provider for making an international phone call, and charges may be based on the country from which you place the call. Customer support will be provided in English, French, and German only.

>Thank you for your patience.

>>144580
It's me again, I posted here:
>>144585
Apparently this glitch has made farming super easy modo, and now the Empire, who could access the glitch, has all the best equipment, loot, money, etc. This means that PvP is imbalanced to the point of absurdity, if you want to play PvP and stand a decent chance of winning the only real option is to play Empire, as EA/Bioware is either unwilling to preform server rollbacks or flat out can't thanks to shitty coding/software design.

Also if you complain about this situation you will be banned. See here:
http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=198673
>> No. 144589
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144589
http://www.swtor.com/news/news-article/20120118-0
>We would like to thank each and every one of you for helping to make Star Wars™: The Old Republic™ one of the most successful MMO launches of all time.
>Turns out to be a shitty medal that they're giving people who re-subscribed to TOR
>Bioware spent their time on this instead of fixing their game breaking glitches, the glitches that arose when they tried to patch the glitches, or the other numerous problems with TOR.
>Basically screams "Don't leave, don't go just yet! Have a worthless title and medal, just don't go!"

Thread on SWTOR forums:
http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=198797
>> No. 144590
If you have an account that can post on the TOR forums please post a thread and title it,
>"How to Cancel your Subscription"
Inside the thread post

>"To cancel your subscription follow this link

"https://account.swtor.com/user/subscription/Cancel"

This will serve the same function as the missing Cancel button that has appeared to have sunk."

Feel free to change the basic message, but whatever you do get them that link! The cancel button still doesn't pop up, but typing in the address manually works.
>> No. 144595
This is Ilum - Patch 1.1 (Repu…youtube thumb

What the PvP arenas look like for the losing side.
>> No. 144603
So, any idea why Penny Arcade is so pro-SWTOR in their recent comics? You'd think things like the free month freeze and disappearing cancel button would get some coverage.
>> No. 144605
>>144603
I know that one of the creators (can't remember which one for the life of me) is a huge SW fan. They might also have been paid off like the rest of the game reviewers, but I tend to prefer the "they just really really love SW" theory.
>> No. 144606
>>144605
Whichever one is Gabe is a massive SW fanboy
>> No. 144607
>>144605
Their history would suggest they're not the sort to give good reviews based on being paid to, but you can never be certain. But yeah, one of them is a huge Star Wars fanboy, and I'm pretty sure both are huge Bioware fans. So there's no strong reason to believe they're not being earnest about their enthusiasm.
>> No. 144625
The fact that BioWare/EA keeps finding new ways to look unprofessional and greedy isn't surprising at this point, but the sheer number of such displays is starting to become impressive in a horrible way. I keep thinking they can't possibly find some small new way to look worse, but then they do. It's like they're a magician who goes to pull one of those long chains of scarves out of his hat, only it's a turd, and no matter how much of that turd he pulls out of the hat, it never stops.
>> No. 144632
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144632
>http://massively.joystiq.com/2012/01/19/swtor-unsubscribe-goes-missing-for-some/

>'Many players have written in to us to report that the "cancel subscription" button on their Star Wars: The Old Republic account pages has mysteriously gone missing. Considering that tomorrow is the one-month mark where accounts are set to be billed following the free month of gameplay for those who started on launch day, this is particularly troublesome.'
>> No. 144635
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144635
hey you guys want to cancel right now? too bad, forums are down for maintenance. you cant log into your account, not even an option

http://www.swtor.com

check it out
>> No. 144636
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144636
>> No. 144637
They are going to get their asses sued at this rate.
>> No. 144640
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144640
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/ea-falls-on-broker-concerns-about-star-wars-2012-01-19?siteid=yhoof2

>SAN FRANCISCO (MarketWatch) -- Shares of Electronic Arts Inc. fell nearly 3% to $17.75 on Thursday morning after an analyst with Brean Murray Carret & Co. cut his price target on the stock to $22 from $28, citing concerns about the recently released online multi-player game "Star Wars: The Old Republic." In a note to clients, analyst Todd Mitchell wrote that "creeping concerns" about the performance of "Star Wars" -- which was released in late December -- is causing him to trim his earnings estimates for the 2013 fiscal year. "Specifically, initial sales appear to be below expectations, and casual observation of early play is causing us to rethink our churn assumptions," Mitchell wrote.
>> No. 144706
http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=206544
>A survey on the forums asking if people will resubscribe to TOR.
>Various other surveys asking the level of satisfaction players got from the game
Oh boy, the end of free month is going to be utter hell for EA.
>> No. 144711
>>144706
The excuses...
>> No. 144713
>>144711
You know, when SWTOR inevitably capsizes, I want to be around to capture the precise moment when the biodrones' collective minds break.
>> No. 144724
>>144640
The NY Stock exchange, the great equalizer of bullshiting your way into riches.
>> No. 144725
>>144706

I do wish he told us how he did his sampling and what his margin for error is. Raw data would be swell too, so that we could be sure he wasn't pulling numbers from his ass.

But assuming that he's on the level? Ouch. What a half-billion boondoggle this game turned out to be.
>> No. 144753
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144753
http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=209404
>So what if lost 20% of our subscribers on the day that free month ended, that's not a lot!
This upcoming month is going to be hilarious.
>> No. 144770
>>144706
I love all the people who think that mentioning a typical problem in statistical interpretation of polls means that the poll is immediately invalidated and can be summarily dismissed.

Sampling bias is always present in a voluntary poll. The only way you can get around it is by making responses mandatory or by offering a sufficiently high incentive to participate that response bias is overwhelmed by greed.
>> No. 144919
Hooooo boy

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>> No. 144921
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144921
Oh god, I can't stop laughing
>> No. 144922
File 132723289613.jpg - (68.12KB , 500x500 , wade.jpg )
144922
>>144921
>Bioware

Spaghetti pouring out of their pockets about as quickly as people are jumping ship on their crappy game.
>> No. 144935
>>144921
Wait; wouldn’t they want prepubescent kids playing this game and/or attracted to Star Wars? Isn’t the franchise as a whole supposed to be "family friendly"?
>> No. 144938
>>144935
Remember that this is the game where you can gloat over torturing a slave with electric shocks.
>> No. 144941
And you still can't swear.
>> No. 144942
>>144938
AND she gets off on it!
>> No. 144943
>>144941
Can't swear but bondage and torture are okay..oh Star Wars you kinky universe.
>> No. 144950
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144950
>>144921
>ESRB give game a 'Teen' rating
>Developer makes it illegal for people under 18 to play it
MAKES PERFECT SENSE
>> No. 144954
>>144950
Believe it or not age restrictions have been in a lot of MMOs before this one, including Everquest. But they never actually enforced it unless someone was causing a lot of problems.
>> No. 144959
>>144950
That's 13. Which would correspond with a T rating.
>> No. 144965
>>144938
Yeah but does it show tits or blood? If not then children can play it.
>> No. 144973
SWTOR - Sith Inquisitor Story…youtube thumb

Alderaan: Planet of political intrigue, hive-mind aliens, and seizure-inducing trees.
>> No. 145205
► The Old Republic - Intervi…youtube thumb
>Adding comments has been disabled for this video.
Oh, /v/.
>> No. 145206
>>145205
That's... ODD behavior for him. Wonder if he got a great fat check from them or something. Shame, as I actually found him quite the trustworthy source in the past.
>> No. 145207
>>145206
I don't think he's getting bribed or something. It's more of an issue of being able to ever do an interview like this again. It's not like he can go and ask for an interview with a guy and then shit all over him for making a bad game. He's not big enough for that. And in the case of EA, no one really is. Which is a problem, but not an easily solvable one.
>> No. 145208
>>145207
I meant blocking the comments. I didn't expect him to rip the guy a new one (in fact it'd be horribly unprofessional), but stopping the viewers from doing so is odd from someone who was so outspoken about free speech just a little while ago.
>> No. 145209
>>145207
The problem will solve itself if EA shoots more money into this clusterfuck and it continues to do what its best at.
>> No. 145210
>>145207
>And in the case of EA, no one really is.
Well there's Penny Arcade but unfortunately THEY ACTUALLY LIKE THE FUCKING GAME.
>> No. 145250
>>145210

The Penny Arcade guys just have a huge blind spot for Star Wars stuff. Hell, just today Gabe was advertising Legacy of the Force as something other than the worst Star Wars story in recent memory.
>> No. 145255
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>>145250
http://penny-arcade.com/2012/01/25/star-wars-crap

>Karen Travis writes a fall to the Dark Side that is actually believable.
>> No. 145262
>>145250
Reason I stopped reading most star wars cept stuff from the '90s. Ah Legacy of the Force full of old plot retreads and Twilight style romance...blegh. Damn shame the guy doing the audio books now is so good yet the material he has to work with isn't.

>>145255
>It makes me excited for the future of SW:TOR. Imagine a future update in which one of the Jedi story lines involves a brush with the Dark Side and even the ability to fall. Now that would be amazing!

Yea that would be cool... since it was done back in KOTOR 1 and 2. But in a game were classes are pretty stupidly set..I highly doubt they'll actually have that any time soon if at all.
>> No. 145263
>>145205
/v/ really has it out for him. I still hate to see him kowtow to EA and Bioware like this, though.
>> No. 145281
>>144063
...

Yes, I did.
>> No. 145701
http://www.videogamer.com/pc/star_wars_the_old_republic/features/article/is_bioware_becoming_crass.html

THAT QUALITY WRITING!!!!
>> No. 145702
>>145701
Eugh. Good voice acting really suffers when there's baaaaaad facial animation
>> No. 145708
SWTOR - Darth Lachris Sex Scene - Part 1youtube thumb

Yesssh that music is misplaced and that animation is shit especially the embrace...how long ago was Jade Empire?

Lesbian (Jade) Empire - It's Ladies Night!youtube thumb

Fucking ridiculous.
>> No. 145725
>>145701
>>145708
So I see you can have sex with random ladies. What's the ratio to having sex with random dudes?

I ask purely out of a scientific curiosity, of course.

Purely.
>> No. 145728
>>145725
Only seen one so far and that is the "heh have sex with me and I'll keep your secret" bit for a female PC (doesn't work for a male PC in same situation)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FticETavsXI&feature=related
>> No. 145729
>>145728
Whaaaat? Lame.
>> No. 145737
>>144208
Combat got really stale after awhile. It devolved into a lot of 'attack button three times, flip over the guy, attack button three times, flip over the guy, karate, rinse, repeat.' I really liked the story and about half the traveling party, but the gameplay needed more polish.

And KotOR was outclassed in every respect when Obsidian made the sequel.
>> No. 145744
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145744
http://www.teamasunder.com/2012/01/30/the-internet-vs-bioware-how-trolls-set-out-to-destroy-the-old-republic/
>> No. 145747
>>145744
So not only is she hideous but also ageist. Yeah, I'd take someone with good experience in writing over that...thing.
>> No. 145753
>>145744
Honestly most of the hatred I've seen is directed towards EA's shit handling of just about everything, not Bioware itself. Some flack for the samey graphics and bad animations, though.
>> No. 145756
>>145744
>works of Rowling and Meyer

>Hack that ripped off most her shit from other books.
>Twilight author...nuff said.

It is funny how that article mentions nothing of the volumes of writing they touted putting into the game and it all sounds like Shakespearean Fanfiction or...Twilight.
>> No. 145757
>>145744
>I deserve credit for having a vagina.
>> No. 145810
>>145753

I think the problem is that we can tell it's all a facade by EA to make people think it's the same Bioware that made good games.

It isn't. Every interview, every press release, every game itself screams that it's an office full of underpaid scared incompetents who are slavishly directed to keep to a sterile formula and under no circumstances admit to or allow an opinion that might waiver in confidence. It's all a plan by EA to ride on developer brandname alone.

It's like most people on deviant art: They're not actually good, but they ape people who are and then they pander to whoever will talk to them.
>> No. 146029
>Articles Claming they are almost at two million active subscribers ( around 1.7 million to be specific)
>Admits somewhere in the article that at least half that number are still on their trial subscriptions as of Jan 31st.
>says they need 500k to break even and a million to make profit.

MY HEART WILL GO OOOOOOOON!!!!!
>> No. 147112
http://penny-arcade.com/2012/02/13/swtor3
Welp.
>> No. 147115
>>147112
Wow guess lack of narration can be just as bad as shit narration. But I'm sure they'll get some dialog for that person at some point because they've got a whole stable or poor bastards contracted into this for the long haul.
>> No. 147118
>>147112
Gabe hates a Star Wars game.

FUCKING GABE, HATE A STAR WARS GAME. THAT IS THE LEVEL WE HAVE REACHED.
>> No. 147143
>>147118
And this is a man who has been addicted to MMO for years. That's how bad this game is. It turns off the most addictive and devoted star wars nerds in a matter of months. That's not a good sign of sustainability, not even in free to play terms as they may not even last to the really expensive shit.
>> No. 147172
>>147112
Funny considering how hard they were gushing over SW:TOR in preceding months.
>> No. 147489
File 132969275952.png - (173.58KB , 539x587 , amazing.png )
147489
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

OH GOD MY SIDES
>> No. 147491
>>147489
Such scathing wit...
>> No. 147515
File 132975643384.jpg - (31.30KB , 509x128 , archenosaur.jpg )
147515
>>147489
>> No. 147518
File 132975891440.png - (27.21KB , 516x194 , welp.png )
147518
>>147515
John Madden weighs in.
>> No. 147522
oh, there is more entertainment in the TOR WAR than in the game itself.
>> No. 147549
Blogs all over the internet are defending Hepler by implying that people only hate her because of sexism.

http://www.themarysue.com/inclusion-what-jennifer-heplers-story-is-all-about/
>> No. 147554
>>147549
To be fair to the feminists--there are a lot of dude writers who write terrible, terrible, terrible game stories all the time, and they don't get this sort of reaction. Sexism may not be why they hate her, but I imagine it's a contributing factor to why they're going to such lengths to act hateful towards her.
>> No. 147556
>>147554
That's because, in this case, she ruined something that was promising to begin with.
>> No. 147557
>>147556
Wouldn't it be more that she propped herself up as the writer for this stuff? Lots of promising things turn out crap: but we don't blame specific writers as much as the companies usually. But now someone has made themselves a name, and that makes her a target.
>> No. 147559
>>147557
Yeah, look at every Final Fantasy game. Any title you look at will have a situation where a large number of people thought the previous game in the series was the Peak of its storytelling, and maybe even the peak of video game storytelling in general, and that the one that came after it was the very worst thing ever written in any medium. Except maybe 13. I don't think anyone thought 13 was the peak of the series' storytelling. But I've definitely seen fans of 8, which I would personally consider the series' low point, so there probably are some for 13 that I just haven't met yet.

But despite that huge disappointment those fans must've felt, I've rarely seen a huge hullabaloo made about seeking out the writers to send them abuse over it.
>> No. 147562
>>147554

Nah, you should have seen the hellstorm that R. A. Salvatore got back in the day being the unlucky bastard who got saddled with killing off Chewie at the beginning of the Vong War series. He got a whole ton more shit then that woman has and he was just the unlucky guy picked to write the book. The man got death threats over the whole thing..I've not seen anything close to that as of yet for her.
>> No. 147563
>>147562
The lowest I've seen for her are people that either make rape fics they act came from her or question if she is a post op.
>> No. 147566
>>147556
Hey!...she's ruined at least two things now.
>> No. 147573
>>147549
"Her point about how video games should have less interactive gameplay is PERFECTLY proven by the ubiquiety of Angry Birds. Because Angry Birds totally isn't just a gameplay mechanic with a colorful theme."
>> No. 147578
>>147554
I dunno, people shat on David Gaider pretty hard. Sure /v/ has a hateboner over hamburgerhelper right now, but Gaider got some similar treatment a while back and no one defended him.
>> No. 147582
>>147573
It is perfectly made to be addicting to norms but that's a side part of this massive several headed argument that I'm not sure needed to be there. Polo is like the bizzaro Fat Man Sterling, still a vapid bag of wind but now completely non-patronizing about anything they say.
>> No. 147583
>>147578
Wikipedia says he was a major hand in writing Cassandra, Fenris, and Meredith as well as two of the books for the Dragon Age franchise. That isn't something to be proud of or win people over to their defense league.

Still Helper has just fed the hate fires people have for this game and Bioware in general, I only wonder what the consequences of this will be for everyone involved.
>> No. 147589
>>147582
>It is perfectly made to be addicting to norms

And reasonably fun for more serious gamers as well. Puzzle games (especially portable ones) tend to do well across casual and hardcore demographics because they offer both challenge AND low level distraction. There's a reason why Tetris is available on every platform you've been able to buy since 1988.

>I'm not sure needed to be there

Of course it didn't. It had the opposite point to the defense of Helper's argument. Angry Birds is completely gameplay driven. It is a physics simulator dress up in cartoon birds, and the entire game is projectile motion. Helper came out saying "Video Games are too hard for girls, because girls need to cook and clean and don't like violence" so video games need to cut out everything but the poorly written romance crap.

They are completely different points. Angry Birds isn't really diversifying ANYTHING. It is just a wildly successful game in a genre that has existed since SCORCHED EARTH and TANK WARS, optimised for the now ubiquitous touch screen smartphone.
>> No. 147600
http://kotaku.com/5886418/bioware-trio-leave-to-make-a-strategyrpgthing

People Jumping Ship.
>> No. 147606
>>147600
And we take another step on the thinning bridge.

Also, great art.
>> No. 147611
>>147606
Yea I find the idea of a Viking SRPG to be an interesting one.
>> No. 147630
>>147589
hey don't belittle tetris, it came from russia and was a rare treat for the time that thankfully made its way to the west as big as it did.
>> No. 147637
>>147630
I'm not. Tetris is a TRIUMPH of a game. Simple enough for literally ANYONE to play after about 14 seconds, and hard enough to maintain it's challenge for decades.
>> No. 147694
>>145744
>Literally the only game I have ever beaten by them is the first Knights of the Old Republic, and though it is perhaps in my top 25 games of all time, I felt that the literally half-finished Knights of the Old Republic II by Obsidian is better in virtually every department. I did not like Mass Effect because of a severe lack of flow, and Dragon Age just bored me after I learned most of its tricks, though I appreciated its story and setting. I am not a Bioware fanboy, and any member of the ‘I Hate Bioware and Need to Let the Universe Know’ club who is prepared to call me a Biodrone is only making themselves look stupid. They are a below average developer to me.
You know, it would be a lot more succinct if this guy just said "I don't like Bioware, I just have shit taste."
>> No. 147696
To be fair, KOTOR 2 is better than KOTOR 1. But yeah otherwise the article is pretty bullshit.
>> No. 147703
>>147696
Honestly, I was very, very underwhelmed with KOTOR 1.
I never played 2, but I don't doubt it was better.
I don't remember anything particularly impressive about the gameplay. It was an okay recreation of a sub-par table top game.

He complains about Mass Effects lack of flow, but it had nothing on the flow killing power of Kotor. You go through the first few missions and you behave in a certain way, and start to become invested in your character as a soldier in the republic, a guy caught up in a war, getting involved in the world of organized crime aaaaaaaaand then you become a Jedi.
It comes out of fucking nowhere, you have no imput in it, and delays the plot by months. And then I just go off and do what the council tells me to do.
If they wanted me to be loyal Jedi, why didn't they just start the game right there?

It's not that KotOR was a bad game, it's just not nearly as good as it's described as, and definitely wasn't Bioware's best work. Jade Empire, Mass Effect and Neverwinter Nights were all better, more ambitious games.
>> No. 147706
>>147703
Well, I'd agree with most of your statements about KOTOR 1's flaws (though the main twist of the game basically justifies the whole jedi thing), but I'd absolutely disagree that Mass Effect and NWN are better. NWN is good but in terms of ambition is little more than your average D&D campaign, and Mass Effect is a mediocre space shooter which got worse with the sequel (and then there's ME3 which looks just outright dreadful). Jade Empire was an ambitious title true, but what it ended up coming out as was a mediocre beat em up with neat ideas. The best Bioware game will always be BG2 in my book (although I've never played the expansion so it's possible that ruined it).

As for KOTOR 2, you're a jedi from the get go but the actual storyline is much more personal and far less like "the Star Wars movies featuring Baron Underbheit." If you want something a little darker from your Star Wars game, give it a go with the restoration mod.
>> No. 147723
>>147706
>NWN is good but in terms of ambition is little more than your average D&D campaign,
Well yeah, you don't buy the game for the default campaign. The thing about NWN, and NWN2 is that you're basically buying a tool kit. It's like complaining that RPG makers default game samples are bad. NWN and NWN2 weren't great games, but they were definitely more noteworthy then KOTOR. I'd rather a glitchy, buggy game making interface then an incredibly forgettable RPG.

>and Mass Effect is a mediocre space shooter which got worse with the sequel (and then there's ME3 which looks just outright dreadful).
Mass Effect is a mediocre space shooter on top of a very good role playing game. The fact that it qualifies as mediocre is a success (not a brilliant success, but a success) because that's only the medium by which the RPG is conveyed. As a roleplaying game, it's better then anything else they've made, with more genuine choice and actually engaging character development. In that regard, I certainly consider the second game to be much better then the first one.

One thing that always strikes me about people, even if they criticize Mass Effect, is how much they can remember about it. KOTOR is basically a big empty spot on my brain. I actually had to look up a plot summary to even write the post above, because I really can't remember doing anything. I have only the vaguest recollections of two NPCs and one of them was the R2 unit (R4 unit?).
Mass Effect has so many characters, places and scenes that stick with you that I feel it's easily the strongest game they've ever made. For me, a Role Playing game is about my ability to be invested and care about the characters and setting. I think one of the reasons we hear so much complaining and dread about Mass Effect 3 (and I'm definitely in this camp) is that, for fans, it's not just a matter of a disappointing game, but the potential for ruining the characters and setting that has people on edge.


I've never played Baldur's Gate, I'd like to get around to it, but I think we can agree that saying KOTOR was the best Bioware has to offer, followed by defending TOR pretty much establishes that you have bad taste and should feel bad.
>> No. 147725
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147725
Goddamnit /v/. Now you're just being retarded.
>> No. 147727
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147727
>>147723
>NWN and NWN2 weren't great games, but they were definitely more noteworthy then KOTOR.
Yyyyyyeah, no.
>> No. 147729
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147729
>>147725
>Go back to reddit
>> No. 147730
>>147729
Well they're both shit so either he's one of them deflecting the blame or he's stupid and it doesn't matter.
>> No. 147731
>>147727
Can you please explain why you feel KOTOR was noteworthy?
>> No. 147773
>>147723
I'm sorry but if you actually think Mass Effect is a good role playing game you've never played a good role playing game.

Mass Effect is the perfect example of a game where roleplaying boils down to "perfect pretty princess of justice" vs "stupidly evil." Games with good roleplaying are Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines, or Planescape Torment (which, because it's in Planescape, still has to be good/neutral/evil but puts considerable effort into making each one intelligent).

There are occasionally good bits in the Mass Effect games, such as almost everything involving Mordin or Samara in the 2nd, but for the most part the memorable bits tend to be the egregiously stupid choices.
>> No. 147777
>>147773

None of the Mass Effect games have an option for you to be actually evil, chucklehead.

Except for Jack's loyalty mission, that let you be totally evil. It's like they hit their head and wrote it during an extended flashback to writing KOTOR.
>> No. 147789
>>147777
Would you rather I say "jackass?" Because that's what the renegade option is 90% of the time, just being a jackass for no goddamn reason. They set up Renegade/Paragon as this attempt to break away from that kind of nonsense by being a sort of Kirk vs Picard deal but they treat it little differently from any other brainless moral choice system.
>> No. 149856
http://www.joystiq.com/2012/03/13/star-wars-the-old-republic-is-free-to-play-this-weekend/

Yep.
>> No. 149861
>>149856
MY HEAAAAAARRT WILL GO OOOOOONNNNNN
>> No. 149863
>>149856
Hint at the future all you want, you cannot escape this destiny TOR!
>> No. 149868
>>149863

What are you talking about, it was a huge success, because that's what all the big gaming websites told me to think and I believe everything I read on IGN.
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