Yay another time-travel SYM thread.

I kinda don't want to live anymore. Not actually kill myself, mind you. Just stop doing anything that will uselessly prolong my life. I don't see the point. I'm not enjoying it anyway. Maybe just lie in bed until dehydration and the mold growing on my walls will do the rest.

Yeah, I post on reddit, big whoop, wanna fight about it?

>>349492
Would you happen to be the same anon I talked to when we were discussing love?

Regardless I'm sorry he hurt you so badly for what it's worth.

>>349491
Become a bum. Sell everything so you have a small stash to fall back on, travel the country on bus.

I dream of doing this, only switch bus with RV. Sadly, college debt doesn't give me as much personal freedom.

>>349492
I've always wanted to post comics I've drawn about my day here but they're always badly drawn stick figure comics and I figure no one would read them so there's no point

I'm glad I'm not the only one who expresses themselves this way, although I don't use meme faces. Sorry about that terrible guy, I always have big long speeches I want to tell people but always wuss out or think of it afterwords so I kind of know that feel.

>>349491
>>349496
THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR HEDONISM!

>>349494
Eeyup. Thank you, mysterious Tiki person. Since that last thread I've started an okcupid account, and the results thus far are promising.

>>349497
that feel

>>349497
I WOULD READ THEM!

>>349499
I am glad that things are getting on a bit better, it won't be easy but I really hope you can get your trust back.

>>349497
I'd read them. If I had days, I'd draw them.

Anyone else get logged out of facebook today, randomly, and have to reset your password?

http://securitywatch.pcmag.com/none/290546-anonymous-unleashes-facebook-worm-fawkes-virus

Excuse my language, but Fucking /b/tards!

Seriously? This is what you've become?

>>349497
I've always interesting things to happen to me so I have an excuse to shit ms paint comics everywhere.

I would just like a hug right now. A really long hug because a short hug is not enough.

>>349513
Sloth Hug,
Because Slow Long Hugs are the only Hugs they can give.

>She doesn't want a relationship.

Fuck everything, man.

I hate my digestive system.
>eat anything with a hint of grease, dairy, or vegetables? Enjoy the toilet
>Oh wait, I'm not going to let you poop for days unless you chug pineapple juice or a power shot
>massive headache, sinus congestion, and depression from constipation

I'm convinced there's something wrong in the tract, I just need to figure out how to convince a doc to give me a colonoscopy.

it feels so good having money. did i just pay $75 for a goddamn dinner with the boyfriend? (its almost his bday so w/e) fuck yeah

>>349513
hugs hugs hugs

Die Antwoord - I Fink U Freeky

>>349521
you're a muthafuckin' ninja.

that band annoys me.

>>349520
wurd

i think i'm an introvert now

this whole stupid trip thing has made me scared of everyone else in general

>>349500
>>349499
>>349494
>>349492

>have a date on Tuesday
>in real life
>with a potentially pretty awesome British guy
>but oh god okcupid
>have a date
>have a date
>HAVE A DATE

HOW DO I NORMAL

>>349530
If you go normal, you will be doing that british guy a disservice. He will think you want to do normal things in bed. Show him that you're awesome instead.

>>349497
You'd be surprised just how many people would read it, I think.

>>349513
Pretend that you are the otter on the left and I am the otter on the right.

so i've decided to become tyler durden because fuck it. if i'm going to be forced to live in a shithole town while i work to get some money to move somewhere cool, i might as well make the best of it. so i'm going on tuesday to meet an old friend of mine who runs an mma gym and i'm basically going to threaten him with violence until he puts me in the men's classes

bright side about living here tho: i once again have easy access to the 'marijuana' plant what a magical time to be alive

the coding assignment has hit some snags, haven't studied for the precalc test, and I'm fairly certain this shooting pain in my jaw means that this cavity has reached critical mass.

this week is startin off greaaaaat.

list of exotic things i have eaten on this trip:

*Bullfrog
*Durian
*Dragon Fruit
*Duck blood
*Dog
*Clam
*Crab
*Japanese Mayonaise

I think I'm coming down with something.

COMMENCE WORRYING ABOUT HAVING TO GET MY TONSILS OUT.

Not fucking around this time, if I start feeling legit illness coming on I am marching my ass over to the walk-in and getting all the antibiotics I can get my hands on. I cannot afford to be laid up for three months with throat problems.

Getting tonsil infections sure did put the fear of god in me when it comes to dealing with colds.

>>349546
>Durian

why would you do that to yourself.

>>349547
it was wrapped in puff pastry and then baked.

was actually really good, if not expensive.

so the guy i like is a massive GoT fan and often calls me "Lady Stark" because he said I remind him of her in more than name alone (my name is Caitlin). i've never read GoT, so what exactly is he implying here?

>>349513
>>349517
NOW IS TIME TO FEEL THE LOVE OF THE TIKI

A DEEP LOVE, A GREAT LOVE

A LOVE POWERFUL AND FORMIDABLE, A LOVE THAT CRUSHES.

LIKE A....MACE.

>>349530
"~It's harder to be yourself, than it is to be anybody else, I wish I were a little less of a coward~"

It'll be hard, but if you can just be yourself instead of what you think others want you to be then dating is a synch.

>>349534
I hope all that works out, you should do yourself a favor and order Rub-A535 online, it will help you with aches and pains enormously.

>>349547
>COMMENCE WORRYING ABOUT HAVING TO GET MY TONSILS OUT.

I swear to God, it's so easy, you'll never even miss'em.

Plus your throat feels less encumbered afterwards.

>>349546
EXOTIC FOOD IS GODLY, I am lucky enough to be the kind of person who never gets sick from it.

>>349552
Maybe that you're strong-willed? There's a lot of things he could be implying.

>>349552
maybe you're just the most badass redhead he knows.

So, I heard Maru smells.

http://www.cracked.com/article_19682_5-most-embarrassing-architectural-failures_p2.html

Apparently, my favorite building in the city is a perilous death trap that will one day kill 200,000 people.

So since Valentine's day my appetite's pretty much shot itself. I still get hungry but whenever I go to get food I just can't bring myself to eat it or go near it without just feeling ill. This can't be good, no sir.
>>349555
>>349533
>>349515
<3

>>349566
And I'm right back to making myself feel like I'm being a crazy, clingy, pushy bitch again. I don't think I'm cut out for relationships at all.

>>349565
Yeesh, I knew about the wind thing, but it making that much damage? Very troubling. I used to hang (and later work) around that area during JR/high school, too.

>>349567
before you can love anyone else, you have to be able to love yourself.
if you feel like you need the other person, you're imposing on them something they have no obligation of fulfilling for you. you need to be okay with yourself and not needing the other person. need isn't love.

take a step back and stop worrying about all the ifs and buts and pay attention to if you're taking care of yourself.

>>349570
That's what i've been told before, but I honestly don't think I even know what that means.

I mean, how does one 'love themselves'?

Whatever happened to Spider-Anon

>>349578
didn't she go all bluh bluh bluh huuuuge bitch?

>>349577
can you look yourself in the mirror and honestly say that you're really glad to be you, all the horrible, wonderful, and mundane things together?

>>349579
hugest. she went full on retarded. examples of what she did would be invasive to other people's privacy, not just hers.

>>349578
As I recall, and I may be wrong, he decided to change his gender to male, lied about his age and was a general cunt about things, particularly the boyfriends he kept.

Now again, I got a lot a head trauma so take that with a pinch of salt and if I'm wrong about any of it I'm sorry.

>>349579
Pretty much.

>>349565
Holy Crab Apples that ridiculous.

>>349577
YOU JUST LOVE, I got so much love man and the only person I didn't love was myself, so I just said fuck it, what about me do I hate?

Made a whole list, damn thing near half a mile, then I worked on was to apply them positively, not get rid of them, but to do something with/about them.

I wish you luck buddy, I'm honestly sorry to hear you feel this way, I've always loved your posts, especially when it comes to anything music, you have great taste in music.

>>349555

Did you get them out when you were a kid?

It's an entirely different matter when you're an adult.

You can't swallow properly for months afterwords and it usually just turns you into a walking skeleton. It is hard on the body and I'd rather just avoid it entirely.

Holy crap it is sooo hard to concentrate on anything. Why am I tired all the time. Fucking hate my body. I'd like to go home, but I still haven't ascertained if they dock me for missing a few of the 40 hours, so pfft.

Time for fuck around for an hour, trying to learn some advanced .NET subjects between Facebooks.

>>349586
I had them out 2 years ago, it was no worse than my hernia.

moved away from FL, miss all my school friends like burning, but old "best" friend (aka the one i always bitched about) doesn't miss me at all and has barely said anything to me since i left. it is so nice to see i wasted so much of my life with her and i hope she's super fucking happy with her new boyfriend

>>349579
>>349580
>>349583
Makes me sad when +4peeps go rogue (in a non-awesome way). How many is that now? Two? Three? Feels like a death in the family.

Crazycycle not related.

>>349570
We ended up having a pretty long conversation about how both of us have some issues we need to work through if this shit is going to work. So no I don't really love myself but GODDAMMIT I WILL WORK AT IT.
>>349586
>She didn't have her tonsils removed as a kid
Got them out when I was six. That was a good week. There were presents and ice cream everywhere.

>>349583

out of respect to spider's privacy, i'll just mention vaguely some of the story here's correct and some of it isn't, and point out i don't ever want to say she was in the right, but neither were any of the parties involved.

also someone help me where can i buy nice classic raincoats its the wet season and i have nice clothes for many nice occasions coming up

>>349583
>>349579
>>349578
>>349603

Gender change? Whaaaat?

In the interests of factual correctness, this is how I understand it went down: Spider-Anon and Gentlemen Bones were in an online romantic relationship. At some point it was revealed that Spider-Anon and Othar, who was romantically involved with the artist Andrei-the-enormous-failure, were romantically involved and hid this fact from their respective partners. If there were any further details, I am not aware of them.

>>349608

Rumor has it MrCool9th eats disgusting, horrible things for breakfast.

>>349608

wasn't she kind of uggo anyway or what

>>349608
From what I remember, It really cemented Bones as a true Gentlemen, calling off people from attack those involved, even if they were guilty of betrayal and lies.

Bones is just plan good people.

>>349620
she def thought she was more kawaii than she actually was

>>349620
I liked the way she looked. She was cute.
>>349622
She wasn't kawaii, though.

>>349621

Only because several people (myself included) had forced him to calm down after airing dirty laundry and slandering her in the first place. I know people are quick to take sides but there are an awful lot of sides to what happened, and none of them are exactly saintly.

Speaking of, that's not how it happened, Mindwipe, and while I do understand people's curiosity, it's been a while and scars aren't entirely faded for bones and the other parties involved, myself included, so I'd really appreciate dropping the subject like I was attempting to in a tactful manner.

>>349625
We're gonna find out the details, sooner or later...

>>349626
But obviously not now, drop it.

>>349621
Bones is a pretty cool dude, I would say.
>>349620
Oh girl that's cold.

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>>349630

>slicing open ones' hand on the shattered glass of a pipe to scrape resin

IT'S ALMOST LIKE IT'S KARMATIC OR SOMETHING

God it's been one long clusterfuck of a day. Skipped jujitsu because the side of my face feels numb and I prefer not to upset that delicate state. That math test is going to bite me in the ass, and I really can't be arsed to code atm.

Damnit the resin isn't even that good.

>>349626
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>>349631
...

a-are you two gonna kiss now or something?

>>349633
and can we watch?

>>349634
I wish to record this. For reasons.

>>349631
>>349633
>>349634

>first irrationally furious customer
well that was traumatizing
played it off like a champ though, polite as fuck.
I am a good employee.

>>349631
>>349633
>>349634

>>349620
puggo fuggo at least compared to you and most other posters on this site, you lovely scottish betch.

not quite ugmo, but definitely pugmo.

Oh man this reminds me of my puppy love days on an anime forum.

Funny thing is that both girls I was "involved" with are now happily married and I'm still a fat virgin.

Been irrationally touchy, avoidant, and unable to accomplish everything recently. Nothing provoked this, even- it's really weird and frustrating.

Hey guys, remember GeneralIvan?

He's pretty popular on the YouTubes these days.

>>349650
Should we remember him?

>Start a SYM thread
>It gets locked
>find out it got reopened like a zillion posts in

LOOK HOW TIMELY I AM

Also I put on weight but I haven't gained any fat anywhere....but I haven't been working out either. I think I've increased my dark matter footprint or something.

>>349652
Yeah, he was a pretty awesome dude.

>>349652

Well he almost never posted and...actually, I don't remember how I met him, but he was one of the p4c regulars when I first started checking in. Back then he was putting a lot of work into voice acting and it seems to have come full circle for him.

...Oh...oh god...I've been here for five years...

>>349650
Still? Is it from all the Homestuck stuffs?

>>349650
He was the one doing voice acting and stuff, right? I remember him talking about doing recordings and that sort of thing a lot

>>349650
HA, oh wow, I remember when he was on vanilla /co/ and I recommended him hellboy


oh shit how long have I been on here?

>>349656

yeah homestucks keep "jokingly" pairing him up with octopimp :I

>Finally get text from the phone number that cute girl gave me...
>... and it's from some guy called Mark, who informs me that he is now currently dating the young lady, and I should've made my move sooner

This is either her trying to get me off her back, or the genuine article.

Either way, it's a little disheartening.

>>349662
it hurts to read. it hurts so bad.

>>349662
She handled it like a lady. You should be proud to be turned down in such a manner.

Job interview this evening. No Idea why I'm still awake. It doesn't seem like it's going to be a lot of hours, but dosh is dosh.

Knocking this shit straight out of the park.

>>349662
Tell Mark that impersonating a woman is gross and offensive and that neither he nor the woman in question should contact you through this number again unless they wish to buy vinyl siding

>>349655
>>I've been here for five years
Yeah, it's a weird feeling isn't it?

>>349650
Can I get a link to his channel? He was pretty awesome.

i'm going in for an ultrasound tommorow.

i get to find out if my ankle is having a girl or a boy

and an X-ray. never had either before

thank you based medicare

>>349655
>>349670
5 years christ, has it really been that long?

>>349672
I've been here four. *Insert inevitable post about missing the radio here*

I just came back from a Hot Spring Resort.

This ended in social anxiety and bees.

>>349650
Ah, so that's what Ivan's been up to.

>>349662
who on earth turns someone down like that?

My cat may have broken her leg falling off of a chair.

She is seriously the worst at cat.

>>349650
Of course I remember him.
I'm following him on youtube, and I can tell he has become very talented with his voice.

>>349672
>>349655
>>349670
Five years indeed. Although, I began to be more regular after my first year. I still remember the good old times in /durp/.

>>349671
http://www.youtube.com/user/GeneralIvanVA