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341749 No. 341749
/baw/, why aren't you working out right now? Ladies, why aren't you doing your squats? When was the last time any of you went for a run? Your bodies are falling apart, you know. If real life were an RPG, guys like Brad Pitt would be the heroes, guys like me would be the NPCs, and you guys would be the giant rats that people grind on to gain exp in the beginning of the game. Step your shit up, man.
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>> No. 341750
I'm level grinding skills that are more relevant to my class instead.
>> No. 341751
>>341750
Fitness is ALWAYS relevant to your class. What good is being a doctor if you can't get out of bed in the morning? What good is getting married to a handsome man if he can't even find your pussy under all the fat? What good is making a fortune in finance if you drop dead at 50? What good is it running a successful imageboard if you can't even lift one of your many concubines up and throw them into your bed?
>> No. 341752
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AWWW YEAH!

My favorite exercise is swimming, it's the closest I can get to truly feel like I'm flying.

>>341751
He's right!
>> No. 341754
Exercise is always relevant to your class. I exercise regularly and eat healthily for health reasons. But more than thirty minutes of exercise-for-exercise's-sake a day doesn't strike me as useful for anyone except those who need to be strong or those who have body image issues. It might be fun for some people who don't fit either of those categories, and if so, more power to them. But it's still three more hours until my nightly bike ride, so I'm working on other things instead.
>> No. 341755
>>341754
Everyone has different fitness goals, whether it be sculpting your body into a certain shape, gaining mass, losing weight, getting strong, or just keeping up health.
>> No. 341758
I don't know man this chair isn't even comfortable
>> No. 341771
I'm not working out right now because I work out at night before I go to bed. I'm not a lady. I went for a tun two days ago. Not yesterday because I got enough exercise spending three hours raking leaves and taking a ton of stuff to the dump.

Brad Pitt is an old man who paid money to look good (so in the sense that paying real cash into a modern RPG actually will get you experience and better armor and shit, yes you might have a point there) and has nothing on me. I could break his nose with a scowl.

Of course, I cheat at the RPG of life. I gain exp. twice as fast as everyone else. I can kill one slime and be a master of swordsmanship. That old axiom that it takes 10,000 hours to be an expert at something? It takes me 2,000. As for exercise? Meh. I do an hour a day and eat like 10 pounds of candy a day, and it all evens out. My brain consumes the excess energy, and instead of getting lazy and slogged down, eating more calories makes me SMARTER. Imma hacking this bitch right here.
>> No. 341772
Because I hate myself, duh.
>> No. 341781
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Because I don't feel like it.
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>>341781
Do some stretches then. Stretches are mad fun.

MAD FUN.
>> No. 341783
I work out. And excersise. Constantly.
I just haven't lately cos rugby got cut and I'IIIIIIIIIIIIII MEAN

....Fuck, I got fuck all. No videogame refs or anything. Rugby got cut. I was left with no willpower to do so on my own.
I'll get back on it, though. I've said it before and I've managed it, so I've got no "hanging" worries. I'll get to it. I always do.
>> No. 341787
I'm getting a gym membership for Christmas.
Then I'll start earning my own body.
>> No. 341791
I'm training for a marathon.

Yesterday I ran 18 miles.
>> No. 341798
It seems counter-intuitive to exercise often and want to die. Unless I go in a really exciting way, like fighting aliens or something.
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>>341798
You keep up that attitude you won't do anything exciting, let alone die in a neat way.
>> No. 341803
Exercise bores me. In general, singular tasks annoy the hell out of me.

Now, DDR, I'll do that. Exercise and vidya, yes please. Same goes for doing any kind of martial arts, but I don't have the money for that right now.
>> No. 341804
>>341803
S'why Spotters and Sparring partners are always good.
>> No. 341805
Because you're a fucking dick MoeKingTripfag, that's why.
And because i have a strain in my back that needs to heal off.
>> No. 341806
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I actually have a superhuman metabolism.
200 calories a day? 5'000 calories a day? Diet? Month long gym membership? Binge eating?
Child's play. No matter what I do, my body is an automated biological machine that maintains a calculated, constant weight of 50kg.

NOBODY can challenge me motherfuckers.
>> No. 341807
>>341805
Let me get some oil and "massage" you...
>> No. 341814
>>341806
You're going to fall apart when you hit 35.
>> No. 341817
>>341803
Try parkour. Friend does that, tells me he works out his reflexes and muscles along wth the cardio excersise.
Or just a sport in general. It's like a videogame.
...Like FIFA Be a Pro mode.
>> No. 341818
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>start lifting weights with SS and bulking with GOMAD (Translator's note: Bulking means eating a shit-ton of food so your body grows, GOMAD means a gallon of whole milk a day along with what you normally eat, SS is starting strength)
>First day can't bench press anything but the bare bar (45 lbs) and a bare squat (45 lbs)
>Two and a half months later can bench 100 lbs and can squat 155lbs all for 3 sets of 5 repetitions
>That feel when increased self-confidence
>That feel when pride after every work out
>That feel when you start getting into fashion as well
>That feel when you walk past the mirror, see your starting to get a beginner's bubble butt and go "Yeah, I'd fuck me".
>That feel when you catch guys looking at you more
>That feel when people treat you better
>That feel when guys start hitting on you

Why didn't anyone tell me that narcissism felt so good? The only thing I don't enjoy is the intense tiredness after working out, especially the day after. It sometimes feels like a second-job with all the time and energy it's sucking up.
>> No. 341819
Many reasons.
>> No. 341821
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>>341818

>that feel when you don't get hit on even after sculpting and wardrobe updates
>> No. 341834
>>341749
>why aren't you working out right now?
Because the squatz I did last night have put a severe crimp on anything involving standing up.

>>341806
>constant weight of 50kg
Unless you're less than 150cm tall, that can't be good for you.
>> No. 341835
>>341834
>Unless you're less than 150cm tall, that can't be good for you.
Especially if you're a dude.
>> No. 341836
>>341834
>>341835
He is, he posted a picture once.
>> No. 341837
Because when I was working out years ago and dropping lbs left and right, veins popping out all over my arms and even my calves, I still looked and felt like crusted up shit. Seeing as how I've gained back 100 pounds and fucked up my back since then, things will probably never get better. The only point to exercise now is to postpone an inevitable coronary or keep my bones from eroding as quickly and I hate myself too much to put up with it.
>> No. 341838
>>341837
>veins popping out all over my arms and even my calves

Why is that a negative to you? That's good blood flow.
>> No. 341841
>>341804
But then we bridge into my whole anti social thing so yeah.
>> No. 341842
>>341821
Maybe I'm just naturally more handsome than you?
>>341838
Personally, I love the bulgy vein look. Makes you feel really strong.
>>341837
You could always swim, one of the most gentle forms of exercise out there and it's still great for losing weight.
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>>341835
172 to be exact. The only time I gained weight was when I had an IV for a week at the hospital. Otherwise, I burn everything up.
Working out didn't help either, I just had bigger muscles, but I didn't gain any weight.
>> No. 341878
I'm thinking about starting a Paleo diet. Any of you guys do paleo?
>> No. 341880
>>341871
Then you need to eat more food. If you weren't actively losing weight while working out, then you were close to eating enough to start gaining.
>> No. 341881
>>341878
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Paleo_diet
You may disagree with them on politics, but they know their diet woo.
>> No. 341882
The muscles in my upper back and shoulders are super knotted up and tight. I swear one of the knots made a groaning noise last time I prodded at it. Any tips for loosening those muscles?

I'm a small-framed, supremely inflexible girl in case that's relevant.
>> No. 341883
>>341881
Who the hell wrote this article?
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>>341880
No matter how much I eat, I just seem to burn it away.
Recently I've begun to consume:
-0.5l of non diet coke per day
-Bars of sickers distributed across the day (280 calories each I think).
-PASTAH! with cheese right before bedtime
-That powdered stuff you pour into milk which serves as 1 meal.

It's difficult cause most products emphasize on weight loss rather than weight gain. I'd try animal fat, but I can't that slimy, chewing-gum-like stuff. Any suggestions are appreciated.

>>341881
WTF am I reading???

<Yes that is a riot tank in the background.
And rate my neckbeard :D
>> No. 341886
>>341884
http://www.reddit.com/help/faqs/paleo

The whole caveman angle is indeed bullshit, but there's nothing wrong with a low-carb high-protein diet. (is there?)
>> No. 341887
Unfortunately I share something with That Guy; inability to gain weight. I've got digestive issues in chronic pain/discomfort/other unpleasantries, but after getting expensive blood work done, there doesn't appear to be anything 'wrong' with me.

From 13-17 I went from 130 to 165 when belly issues were less and I could gain and lose muscle by the week. 165 is the heaviest I've ever been, and that was pure muscle.
17-26 I coasted on 150 pounds. Couldn't gain nor lose anything. Kind of felt like I was trapped.
Last year I got some kind of neck and muscle problem that made swallowing feel like god was choking me for two months solid, and kept threatening to push food and liquids into my wind pipe. So I minimized meals. Dropped to 135.

Now I hover between 138-145. Odd enough my digestive problems and faintness problems seem to've remissed. Now it might be possible to actually replace lost calories from exercise without my intestines rioting and actually put on some muscle and bone mass.
>> No. 341888
>>341886
You have to strip the sugar backbone from amino acids for fuel and the rest has to go somewhere. Namely, putting workload on your kidneys, something which they will not appreciate Plus it's wasteful of good protein.
>> No. 341902
>>341888
Proteins have no sugar backbone. Proteins are made of peptide bonds, which are four-atom repeating units involving the carboxyl and amino groups of individual amino acids. Nucleic acids have a sugar backbone, but there's nowhere near enough of those in your food for you to live on.
>> No. 341913
>>341902
Fuck, I'm letting my biology go rusty again.

But you know what I'm getting at. The use of protein for energy is profligate and wasteful when carbohydrates are cheaper and require less energy to grow. It's like burning two-by-fours when you can get cords of firewood. Not to mention, you have to get rid of the byproducts, and your kidneys won't enjoy that.
.....
From what I've reading, high protein-low carbohydrate diets have been coming and going for the last 30 years. Pretty much all of that time they've been considered ineffective (or to put it in less pleasant fashion: crap) by the medical community. At best, they are ineffective at what they are supposed to do. At worst, they are actively harmful.
>> No. 341916
>>341913
Edit: that thirty year period is the Atkins diet. There's been a lot of people following that leader. The paleo diet is ironically just one of the more recent.
>> No. 341929
>>341916
Atkins is voodoo. Honestly, I feel like pretty much all diets are voodoo except the Food Pyramid. Which isn't even really a diet.

Honestly, your body will tell you what you should and shouldn't be eating pretty clearly if you just stop and listen to it. Eat when you're hungry, don't eat when you don't, and avoid stuff that makes you feel bad and try to eat stuff that makes you feel good. You may enjoy a McDonald's hamburger, but have you ever really felt good after eating one, if you're being honest with yourself? Sugar is delicious, but anything that makes you crash that hard after eating it is clearly not something you want to eat all the time.

Also, for all the hell carbs get, I defy you to find someone who's ever gotten fat from eating bananas.
>> No. 341947
>>341929
Any "special" diet that really works is usually due to some sort of food allergy or imbalance in how your body breaks down certain foods.
>> No. 341972
What about food rations? They may not taste good, but I'm sure they've been specially prepared to provide a soldier/astronaut the optimal nutrients?
>> No. 341980
>>341972
protip: military food is bare minimum of food requirments, not health. Try eating MREs for a week. you'll die
>> No. 341981
>Try eating MREs for a week. you'll die
Don't astronauts spend several months in space?
>> No. 341983
>>341981
several months shitting their pants, probably
>> No. 341985
>>341983
Isn't shit and piss sucked and ejected into SPACE!!!, and their meals must have extra nutrients to make up for the conditions in zero g ?
>> No. 341989
>>341980
You probably wouldn't die in a week even if you didn't eat anything for that week, unless you're already malnourished. I'm pretty sure I lived on nothing but MRE's for almost two weeks after Hurricane Ivan, actually.

...I'm sure they're not very nutritious, but they're not so unnutritious you'd die that fast. Unless it's from hurling after trying to eat the one they claim is General Tsao's Chicken.
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>>341884
As you can see in this photo, I'm not very big at the moment (nor have I been for the past decade). But still, in that photo I'm 75.6 Kg. Today I ate scrambled eggs on wholemeal toaste, with caramelized onions, bacon, mushrooms and hash browns for breakfast. I skipped lunch due to having a very late breakfast and a very bad migraine, and then had chickpea dahl with roti and vegetarian mee goreng for dinner. Hello carbohydrates! Ideally, I should have had the carbo-laden dinner at breakfast and the protein rich breakfast at dinner, and obviously I should have eaten something for lunch, too. Eating enough food is something you have to train your body to do. After my years of PARTY TIME (read: amphetamines), I discovered that I could eat a meal one third the size (maybe half the size if it was something ludicrously delicious) as when I was lifting properly (and weighed 90 Kg with <10% body fat).

>>341887
Oh shit dawg. That doesn't sound pleasant at all. When did your digestive issues begin?
>> No. 341999
>>341997
Your buff, but... where's your neckbeard?

I wanted to ask before but wasn't sure >>341887 What happened?
>> No. 342000
I don't exercise very often... but I do walk/run a lot every week, so I don't feel like shit after catching the bus or something.

According to my BMI (I know it's not that great in measuring one's health, so whatever), I'm just slightly overweight (25.4). Might need to step up on my exercising.
>> No. 342002
I go more for the permastubble than the neckbeard. Neckbeard only appears at times of extreme no-fucks-to-give. I'd give yours a solid 8.5/10 though.
>> No. 342052
Gained 40 pounds over four years and I'm at 250 now, around 6 feet tall. Always been a fatass and it's likely to stay that way. Terrible shin splints so walking for more than 10 minutes makes my legs useless for a couple hours afterwards. Wasn't able to do situps and the like even when I was younger because my back is a piece of shit. Bought a 100lb heavy bag and have been doing those sissy wall pushups so at least my arms have some muscle on them.
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>>341997
>>341999
They're stress, frustration and diet related. Had it all my life. But the more unresolved stress enters my life, the more distracting and debilitating pain I get. Growing up and even today my home life is pretty toxic.

Ever been so angry for so long that the vitriol starts devouring you from the inside?
>> No. 342078
Because I'm still recovering from that ridiculous week-long workout that was my vacation.
Because it's 11 PM and I can't go for a run.
Because I don't have proper equipment.
Because I'm a lazy fat fatty ;_;

Actually yeah I think I will. Thanks, Moe.
>> No. 342083
>>342076
Stress is a real pain in the ass.
>> No. 342251
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How about we post some inspiration?
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>>342251
Oki-Dokie.
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342272
I shouldn't laugh because there is like MAYBE 10 people on the planet who can lift what he lifts, but Jesus his face cracks me up.
>> No. 342276
What if we'd rather be lean than ripped?
>> No. 342278
>>342272
Did a vein in his forehead fucking burst?
>> No. 342280
Frankly I'm an ectomorph. There's no way in hell I could get my body to look like this because my muscles don't get bulgy like that. At best, I'd maybe turn out looking like Micheal Phelps (well, provided I managed to get my body-fat down to like 2%) but nothing like Schwartzanegger or anything like that.

To everyone saying they can't gain any weight and stay skinny as a rail, you're the same way. It's just not going to happen, so you might as well give up trying.
>> No. 342284
>>342276
Do something like swimming or running. Swimming will build more muscle, though, and it's harder to get better at than running. Running is like easy-mode swimming.
>> No. 342286
>>342280
>At best, I'd maybe turn out looking like Micheal Phelps (well, provided I managed to get my body-fat down to like 2%) but nothing like Schwartzanegger or anything like that.
Yeah, but body builders like Schwarzenegger aren't built for power, they're built for looking powerful. The strongest men tend to basically look like they're kinda fat because of the way muscle builds under the skin.
>> No. 342288
Yeah just look at some of those pics Tiki posted, like >>342266 or >>342268. If you just saw them walking down the street wearing normal clothing you'd probably think they were pretty fat or something, but they could probably pick you up with one arm or break your leg without even trying.
>> No. 342290
>>342272
How much is he lifting there? I've never seen anyone exerting themselves that much.
>> No. 342293
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>>342276
That's good. Lean is good.

You can be lean and muscled, it's just a different kind of strength.

>>342278
Like a dam. Broken blood vessel that pumped out too much and broke the skin.

>>342284
This.

>>342280
That's wrong, like a bajillion wrongs, I used to be like that and it wasn't that hard to get rd of, I just had to build definition for a while, like I said there are different kinds.

>>342286
This too, Bodybuilders who go for show like Arnold are HIDEOUSLY weak and dehydrate themselves so look more muscular than they are.

>>342288
Exactly.

>>342290
A Car. A Whole one. Dead Lift. With a Boat anchor as his harness chain for added weight. 5 feet off the ground.
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342298
To expound what I was saying, there is no, "I DO JUMPING JACKS AND GET HUGE BECAUSE ALL EXERCISE IS THE SAME"

Swimming, jogging and the like build cardio, which is really the most useful.

Strong men build weight, to an ABSURD SCALE and eat AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.

Body Builders build weight and balance it with cardio while starving themselves. It is not the slightest bit healthy.

Almost everything you can do builds definition.

Don't get easily discouraged, if you are in it for the purely physical side of things...that's not really good and you should be doing it for health reasons, though I understand the appeal. I'll tell you this, you plateau, it happens, if you do you should just see a dietician.

And candlejack, I went back through my records, the thing about being an endomorph is that you burn calories fast, the trick is too eat more, specially before you go to bed, take supplements too
>> No. 342301
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I fucking love Emanuel Yarbrough, he's taking Sumo by storm.
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>>342301
FOR AMERICA!
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>I'll never get a booty this fine
>SadFrog_Gazing_Out_A_Rainy_Window.png
>> No. 342310
>>342304
Suddenly, this thread has my attention.
>> No. 342318
>>342301
>he's taking Sumo by storm.
Actually, he's been retired for a number of years.
>> No. 342322
>>342304
>>342310
This is going to turn into a porn dump now, isn't it? Please?
>> No. 342341
>>342318
I know, I just like saying that.

Followed by For America because of "USA" on his crotch.
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>that feel when you're becoming noticeably stronger and more muscular, bit by bit
Man, I'm really lacking happy/excited reaction images. This is close enough I guess.
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>>342674
And then I lifted something incorrectly and now my back is sore.
>> No. 342701
Guys what stretches or warm-ups should I be doing before say going for a run?
>> No. 342702
>>342701
Work your way up to a run and do your stretches afterwards when your muscles are warmed up.
>> No. 342703
>>342701
To a small extent, it depends on the distance.

If you're doing anything less than about 5 miles, you can get away with not stretching at all. Your running might be a bit off, but you should loosen up in about a mile. For longer distances, stretching becomes a better idea, but is not a complete imperative if you're just running recreationally.

For short to medium distances, running is your best warm-up for running. Do a mile or so at a slow pace (maybe 13-14 mins/mile), then pick it up toward your normal running pace.

For stretching, there's some people who say you don't really need to stretch at all. Whatever you decide to do, you should try to be consistent. If you're training for a race, keep your same routine through training and race day. Some good info on stretches here: http://www.time-to-run.co.za/capetown/stretching/debate.htm

But the basics of it are that you want to stretch gently, no matter what you do. If you're doing static stretches (the ones everyone does, where you hold a pose), don't force it, and whatever you do don't do that thing where you bounce in and out of the limit of your range of motion. That's a surefire way to injure yourself.

There's also dynamic stretches, which are basically stretching your muscles in a way that mimics real, albeit exaggerated, movement. There's some good video guides to it on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=dynamic+stretching

But like I said, unless you're being super competitive and want to be competitive in races (or outright win) you can generally get away with not stretching, especially when starting out or for low mileage. Just listen to your body, take it easy if you detect some pain, and go easy when you start your run. Or you might decide that not stretching causes pain you can otherwise avoid.

It's all about finding what makes you most comfortable. It's easy to go overboard with stretches and warmups by following all the recommended routines; you can easily end up spending a half hour just stretching before you even get to running. In my opinion, one of the strengths of running as exercise is that you can just throw some shoes and shorts on, step out the door, and be on your way. You don't need expensive equipment (at least not when you're starting out), you don't need protective gear, you don't need spotters or other people with you, you just need your own body. Spending too much time stretching and running in general loses interest for me. I prefer to just skip stretching and get right to it.
>> No. 342706
So, I got some new (adjustable) dumbbells. I figured 10Kg would be enough for my under-developed pectorialis muscles for the next couple of weeks. Turns out I was wrong, and thus my pectorialii are condemned to be under-developed until I can convince Mrs Shrike that we need to spend more money on weights.

In the mean time: flies! Flies everywhere!
>> No. 342713
Can you return the dumbbells that you just bought? In the meantime, chasing and swatting flies is good exercise!
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>>342713
I don't need to return them, just buy more weights to put on them. And only for bench presses. For ever other exercise I use 10 Kg or less.

For now.

Flies! Flys? How do I into grammar?
>> No. 342746
Whahaha! Oh hell, I thought you meant actual insect flies! I didn't even know there was an exercise called a "fly"; shows what I know!
>> No. 342978
You know, I'm not fitness-oriented but I ought to look up some back strengthening exercises and start doing them. I know three people who've thrown their backs out, none of them are old but they're all kinda sedentary. After watching them creep around, I don't think I want that to happen to me if I can avoid it.
>> No. 342984
So, I don't know, am I good in my dreams of being a big guy if I'm already big from the fat and I just do bodyweight excercises? I mean, I have no time to do weightlifting, I have work and college to do.

I've started to run up the building's stairs, it's 20 floors and I do it like 2-3 times.
>> No. 343008
>>342984
That's more cardio than weight training. But yeah, you can do a surprising amount of training with just bodyweight. The key is more reps, lots more.
>> No. 345954
Does going on an exercise bike a lot improve your fitness? It's just that I seem to have convinced myself that all an exercise bike really does is make your leg muscles more defined, thus making the search for nice trousers ever more elusive.

Is there any evidence to back up my crazy theory, or am I once more being an idiot?
>> No. 345956
>>345954
Exercise bikes are light cardio. It's healthy and better than nothing and good for a warm-up, but you should really do other things, too.
>> No. 345957
Oh hey, this thread.

This'll sound stupid as hell, but is there a proper way to breathe when exercising? Obviously you have to have a certain rhythm if you're swimming, but what about running? I've been doing it for almost a month now and I'm still out of breath afterwards.
>> No. 345959
>>345954
It's cardio which is the best kind of exercise you can get for health purposes.

Any excise where is are moving is good for you, moving is always good for you no matter the method.

>>345957
Deeply, you are trying to get as much air as you can to help with your blood flow.
>> No. 346116
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been doing body weight exercises on and off for about a year now. I'm actually quite happy with it. It can be done around the house, more or less, and it does feel like it's giving me definition and strength. The routine I'm following claims it will strengthen joints over time, lessen the onset of arthritis and the like.

Little less happy about other aspects of my health. Noticing a slight shortness of breath these days, along with a gut that returned over christmas. The shortness of breath, well frankly, I need to quit smoking. I could never really be arsed to follow through on those dieting rules, especially with so much crap out there. I even stumbled upon a few things discussing that maybe the food pyramid was wrong. IDK. I'm trying to cook for myself more, eat stuff that's slightly less soaked in preservative chemicals.

Most difficult thing about all this is pacing. You're going to have this body 'til you die. You power lift and you power lift and you bulk, but you can hurt yourself so much more easily.

I'm liking this much more.
>> No. 346120
>>345957
I wouldn't worry about how you're breathing. Your body is going to take care of that pretty well. It knows how much oxygen you need and it knows how to make you get it.

The best thing you can do to adjust your breathing is to adjust your pace. Also, it depends on what kind of workout you're looking for.

If you're doing speedwork or hill training or something like that, then you want to be pushing your limits. Being out of breath is a good thing. However, if you're going more for distance or endurance, then if you're out of breath I'd recommend slowing down your pace.

A really easy baseline pace is one where you can keep up a conversation with someone without having to stop for breath, for at least a mile or two. Basically, at a talking pace, you're floating in your aerobic zone. You're putting out effort, but the amount of oxygen you're breathing in is enough to keep you going. If you put a little more effort into running (going up a hill, increasing your speed), you'll almost be able to feel when you cross over into anaerobic exercise, because you'll start losing breath and have a harder time talking. Jogging in your aerobic zone is great for building up endurance and getting used to distance running, but you're not going to be able to run very fast. However, once you have your baseline pace down, you can start to step it up.

Also, if you're just running for exercise, you don't need to run quickly. You're going to burn roughly the same amount of energy whether you go fast or slow (Note: not exactly true, but close enough for these purposes). There's no point in running quickly all the time and burning yourself out.
>> No. 346161
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HOCKEY CLASSES

SKATING THREE TO FIVE TIMES A WEEK FOR AN HOUR AT MINIMUM

WEIGHTS WHEN I CAN'T(CAN'T BRING THEM ON THE ICE)
>> No. 346162
My exercise regime is comprised almost entirely of leaving my heels on during the walk of shame.
>> No. 346164
>>346162
Wow, you're legs must be ripped by now.
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>>346164
>> No. 346714
Jesus, I wish I'd stop getting headaches during my runs, it's kind of a bummer to have to stop early when my legs aren't even feeling phased.
>> No. 346715
Maaaaan I wish it would warm up so I can start riding my bike. I'll ride it freaking everywhere, buy a basket so I can do grocery shopping with it. Can't wait for spring, gonna get so fit just by jaunting around. Also need to start using DDR to work out on my own.

Wish I could find Mellow Yellow Zero in stores, so good. ;;
>> No. 346716
>>346714
Could be dehydration. Try drinking more water. Also, maybe try some tylenol.

Just, whatever you do, don't take tylenol if you've been drinking in the last couple days. Your liver will thank me. A drink or two should be fine, but more than three in a day and it starts to get dangerous to take tylenol for the next day or two.
>> No. 346719
>>346716
Yeah, I figure it's either dehydration or low blood sugar.
Maybe excessive heart rate or improper breathing but I don't think I'm that out of shape.
Either way I guess I should probably start trying to get more water for a couple hours before running, and maybe grab a handful of dried bananas or whatever like 20 minutes beforehand.
>> No. 346788
So I finally gave up on trying to lift at home and started looking for a gym. Turns out the local council rec centre A) has Proper gym supervisors, not just PTs, B) is cheaper than any other place I looked, and C) actually has a proper squat rack.

You can bet your ass I signed up right there.

Went to run through my program with one of the supervisors today. Turns out I have the core flexibility of a petrified dwarf.
>> No. 346846
>>342984
You could get yourself some weights and use them while you're doing your homework. Or take breaks every 15 or 30 minutes to lift a little.
>> No. 346854
>>346788
>core flexibility of a petrified dwarf

What does that mean, exactly? Non-/fit/head here.
>> No. 346855
>>346854
Means he can't bend his torso for shit.
>> No. 346858
>>346855
Oh man, I am so disappointed in you, shrike.
>> No. 346872
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>>346855
Exactly. Apart from my quadriceps just not wanting to cooperate from the get go (I managed half a squat), everything went fine until we got to the end of my pull day exercises. There was an exercise for the obliques (the muscles on the side of your tummy, basically) where you sit on the ground, legs bent out front, lean back slightly and rotate side to side while holding a medicine ball in front of you. The supervisor demonstrating turned 90° to each side. I managed maybe 30°. So now she's got me stretching morning and night.

>>346858
B- But I tried so hard.
>> No. 346991
I ran today, farther than I've been able to manage since I was a kid.
It wasn't far, but it was better than I've been doing. I ran more than I have in years. I ran until I got lightheaded, and it probably wasn't from dehydration this time. I ran until my shins started aching, which was what stopped me this time. Not a headache. Not being unable to breathe. Not my heart feeling like it was going to explode if I didn't. I stopped because I reached the limits of what was comfortable for my muscles, which is pretty impressive to me, cause my legs have always been in pretty good shape compared to the rest of me.
It wasn't far. In fact, I'm kind of ashamed to admit how little it was. But it was progress, and damn it, I'm proud.
>> No. 347035
>>346991
Fuck yeah! You're awesome!

I'm sitting at the computer drinking my milk and waiting for my phone to recharge so I can go celebrate Australia Day the way it should be: by picking shit up and putting it down again.
>> No. 347036
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"Shut up Ninja" aside, this guide is pretty vetted scientifically speaking.

The most common folly I see in attempts at applying behavior modification protocols is that the criterion for changing response effort between phases is too great. I've been a huge supporter of response shaping, behavioral momentum, and stimulus fading for a few years now because the research backing each of them is so consistently effective across any variable I've seen them tested in.

tl;dr - baby steps + waifu = holy shit I did more in two weeks than I have in my entire life
>> No. 347052
I just got done with the 'push' day of my new split program. My first was lift 5 x 10 squats. I did the first set with just the 16 Kg Oly Bar, then tried to get the remaining 4 with the bar loaded to 5 Kg. I'm pretty sure my technique was failing by the fourth set. And now my quadriceps just don't want to do anything. It's not so much that I can't stand up, it's just that I wobbled around like I've just drunk half a bottle of tequila whenever I do. The 'pull' set tomorrow is going to be interesting.
>> No. 347085
And then I did some rough math and if I did it right(probably didn't), I was "jogging" at 10-15 MPH.
Well fuck, man, no wonder I've been so wiped out after my runs. I didn't even know I was capable of moving that fast after a couple years of being only slightly more active than a sponge, much less that I could do it without trying. It's not like I've been aiming for speed, that's just how I run.
If I didn't fuck up in that calculation, then I'm damned impressed with myself.
>>347035
*~ENCOURAGEMENT~*
thanks!
>>347052
Haha, when I was a bit younger, I did squats until my legs felt like jello. Could barely stand for the rest of the night, they gave out mid-step a couple of times.
>> No. 347086
I'll start tomorrow. I swear.
>> No. 347087
No Excuses Motivationyoutube thumb
>> No. 347088
Two days in a row playing DDR for about half an hour. I do the workout mode first, burn about 200 cal (according to DDR), then go on to do another three songs on my own (mainly to try and unlock more songs).

I'm seeing immediate results. Not so much in weight loss (my diet could still use work, having Reese's for breakfast), but I'm sleeping better at night and waking up easier in the morning. Have a little more energy during the day, though I still need my power shots to really get going at work.

Hopefully it will warm up soon (I'm thinking 60s on average) so I can go bike riding on the weekend. This will not only give me exercise but help me explore.
>> No. 347103
>>347088
Outta curiosity, what game and difficulty level?
>> No. 347170
>>347103
DDR SUpernova 2 for the PS2. I have expensive, high quality pads, so I get the most out of it.

I use their workout mode courses but, when building my own, I tend to start with a Novice 2-5 step, move on to 4-6 songs at Difficult 4-6 step, then go back down to Novice for a cool down.
>> No. 347382
Finally got around to doing my B workout today. While it did not entail extreme quadriceps punishment the way my A workout did, there were some interesting failures in places. Maybe bit off more than I could chew with the lat pulldown.
>> No. 347388
Oh God
Oh God I haven't run in 3 or 4 days
I'm slipping
>> No. 347399
>>347388
I haven't run since the first of January.
>> No. 347418
I unfortunately can't do much running (I fucked up my ankle back in November and if I run more than, like, two blocks it starts to hurt like a bitch) but thanks to dog, I've been walking 3 times a day which is nice. I haven't lost much weight yet but I FEEL better.
>> No. 347434
Only missed two of the last eight days doing DDR work out. Have it set to 200 cal goal, though I go above that.

I should do push-ups and rowers in the morning, but man I hate mornings.
>> No. 347438
Going back to the gym tomorrow after a month off. Going to that con over the weekend was not good for the self esteem.

Probably going to start writing down what I eat and how much I work out. Maybe it will help me keep to it.
>> No. 347476
So, is my back sore from A) DOMS from yesterday's deadlifts, B) erector spinae seizing from cold water or C) riding 50 Km down the freeway into a gale force headwind?

Correct answer gets, um... mad props?
>> No. 347511
>>347476
C).
Just reading that shit made my back hurt.
>> No. 347572
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>>347511
Have some Tu-95 engine nacelles. Props don't come much madder than this.
>> No. 347606
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>>347572
>> No. 347609
So ever since I started running and eating healthy and shit, my sleep schedule has forcibly fixed itself. I go to sleep 16-17 hours after waking up, no exceptions, even on the days I don't run and thus shouldn't be tired.
And I don't mean "I start getting sleepy and decide to turn in after 16 hours." I mean "I get kinda tired around 16 hours in, but figure I can finish reading before going to bed, and then pass the fuck out 5 minutes later in whatever position I might be in."
I used to be able to stay up for like 48 hours. Is this normal? Am I dying?
>>347572
Those are some pretty mad props, can't deny.
>> No. 347727
aaaaaaaa holy shit you guys did you know that running backwards fucks your shins sideways

i learned that today

i also learned that if i run backwards as fast as i can, i'm faster than my running partner is when she runs forwards

totally worth it
>> No. 347732
>>347727
I ran a mile backwards for a charity run back in high school. Couldn't walk right for days.
>> No. 348200
Autonymoose, does it feel like DDR's making an impact? I can get a bunch of games cheap but good pads... aren't.
>> No. 348208
You have to do a lot of cardio to burn a good amount of calories. Even running only burns about 100 calories per mile.
>> No. 349777
One the one hand, I totally nailed my squats today. Good form for 94% of them, and upped the weight in my final set by 5kg.

One the other, I was struggling with my overhead press. Can't even seem to get one set of 10 x 10kg. Left shoulder just doesn't want to cooperate. Even at 8kg I'm struggling to finish the second set. What the hell, left shoulder?

NOW I HAVE A THIRD HAND. And it is full of FUCK YEAH BENCH PRESS. Feels like I finally got the technique right today. And when I realized I'd made an error and hadn't extended my max lift in the final set, I reloaded the bar and did another set at max lift +5kg. Feels good man.
>> No. 349806
Fuck Epstein-Barr.
I haven't been able to really exercise for weeks.
>> No. 349855
>>349806
It's fucking awful. I had a couple of friends who were laid up for months with that.

On the exercise front: muscle fatigue from yesterdays awesome squats killed my 1000m row time today, but less so than I thought. Medicine ball twists (or whatever the fuck they're called) are becoming decidedly less awful. Tired, sore, and angry at the prospect of having to ride 50km to work: the perfect frame of mind to do some writing.
>> No. 349856
>>349855
I've had it for months, but it looks like I'm never going to get adaptive immunity. So a few weeks/months out of the year, every year.
>> No. 349858
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>>349856
I didn't know that could happen. That's awful. I hope you feel better soon bro.

Pic: also awful.
>> No. 349910
Been half-successful with DDR workouts as late, only missing once or twice per weekdays. Also, mainly due to money and the severe lack of Mellow Yellow Zero, I drink strictly water with those little juice packet singles that have like 5 carbs. I drink a buttload of this each day, though, so I'm staying hydrated.

Trying to work on eating more, smaller meals so I'm not snacking so much. Got a membership to Costco and they have Kellogg's Fruit Snacks and oh fuck I love those things so much and they are soooooo good and I bought two boxes. ;;
>> No. 349911
>>349910
>Fruit snacks
>flavor water
You suck at this do you know that?
>> No. 349912
>>349910
You're doing great with the DDR! Too much sugar in the fruit snacks though; you'd be better of with some eggs. But it sounds like you're already making a proper fist of this.
>> No. 349991
>>349911
Yes. But they're SOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOD.

>>349912
And I finally got around to checking the calorie content yesterday; 80 cal/serv, and each bag has 2.5 servings. And I literally eat like 7 bags a day. So, fuck. Gotta make it a once-a-day thing. ;;
>> No. 350009
>>349991
That's almost a full day's worth of calories on its own.
>> No. 350011
>>350009
Exactly the problem.
>> No. 350069
I do squats, pushups, situps about five days a week, spend days on my feet, and hike or walk at least five miles about four days a week. But whenever I truly try to work out and diet and shit I only gain muscle and don't lose much fat. My body is just bearmode.

So I've lightened up on the exercise and diets that just made me bearmode, and I just eat a lot less - I eat more on the weekends with my boyfriend, but even then I never eat more than 2,000 calories or so - and I walk a lot. I'm at a p. good shape right now, maybe ten or fifteen pounds over my "ideal" but w/e, I have plenty of muscle, can work hard and lift heavy things and hike anywhere and can get laid easily which is my whole incentive for having a good body anyways.

Hell, back when I was running five miles a day, spending an hour in the gym, and eating healthy shit at less than two thousand calories a day for about a year my BMI said I was "overweight" and I was a size eight. I was just a musclebeast. Yeah I could slim down - if I was super unhealthy. As it is I'm 5'10" and weigh 160 lbs, and I feel fucking great.

All that said, I'd like to start running or playing sports again, even if it just made my legs and ass explode and it made it just that much harder to buy jeans.
>> No. 350243
I hate winter. At least I hate it here. The weather is so inconsistent that it makes running hard to do on a bi-daily basis.

I prefer actual running to bikes/treadmills.
>> No. 350244
>>349858
The worst part is, nobody really believes me that I'm actually sick.
At best they nod and here "I'm stressed and tired."
>> No. 350249
>>350244
LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU ALL:
STAY FOREVER ALONE.
>> No. 350574
Well, I decided to go to a gym beginning next week. I really need to improve my physical health. Though I'm afraid of not making this an habit.
>> No. 350576
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>>350249

ON IT, COACH!
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>>341799
lol @ this guy, he have a good torso I have more legs than him, and i'm not big.

pic obviously related
>> No. 350830
Oh my god I dropped six pounds this week. And I missed a few days of exercise from not sleeping any.
>> No. 350838
bluh i am at my skinniest now than i ever was 1. on the cigarette and coffee diet or the 2. actuallhy eating healthy and working out a shitload.

now i spend a few days starving, a few days eating whatever the fattening food i want. a few days of nothing but free packs of saltines, a few days of giant pork ramen bowls and tripe-stuffed burritos. I am a size six and 155 pounds, aka my fittest at five foot ten yet.

tl;dr i am going to write a book and get so paid now
>> No. 350876
>>350838

I'm not sure why that is working. Starving yourself is the best way to NOT lose weight, because your body thinks "Oh crap, food is scarce!" and starts hoarding all the calories you eat as fat on your midsection. If you were eating healthy the other days, it might work, but eating unhealthy? It doesn't seem possible.

Also, make sure to come back when you develop crippling IBS.
>> No. 352369
Ever since I've started working, I've been generally too tired to go on my runs.
Turns out though, being on your feet for 11 hours a day sculpts some pretty nice legs, and...apparently something I'm doing is working my upper body too because I'm getting some pretty nice definition there.

All cardio progress has more than likely come to a screeching halt though :(
>> No. 352383
>>350876
Starvation mode is a complete myth. That's not how the human body works at all.
>> No. 352635
>>352383
...so how does it work?
>> No. 352666
>>352635
Do you consume more calories than you expend? Then you get fat.
Do you expend more calories than you consume? Then you lose fat.
>> No. 352667
>>352666
It's been shown consistently that calorie counting is a ridiculous oversimplification of the processes involved. Nutrition is a complicated subject, and it's important not to neglect other key areas of your diet to try to keep calories down even if you're trying to lose weight.

And some foods actually do promote fat storage more than others. A good rule of thumb being that the more processed the food is (high fructose corn syrup, white bread, or really any kind of bread other than whole grain, deep fried anything, etc.) the more likely it is to promote fat retention.

Heck, if you ate nothing but bananas, maybe with some almonds to keep your protein up, you could pretty much just say "Fuck calories" all around. But not many people would be able to do that, and you would have to eat a LOT of bananas. And probably more almonds than it would be healthy to eat.
>> No. 352668
>>352383
Er....where are you getting your information?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketosis

Ketosis is a thing and it works as advertised. The only controversy in it is whether or not it's healthy to use it as a weight-loss tool. The body simply isn't supposed to run like that most of the time. Most doctors will only recommend a ketogenic diet to epileptics, for whom they can actually be a fairly effective measure at preventing seizures.

Also, most diets that promote ketosis are hella expensive because you're going to be eating a fuck of a lot of proteins since you'll be hungry all the time (especially in the beginning).
>> No. 352672
I RAN TODAY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN NINE MONTHS

HAHA OH BABY I CANT EVEN WALK UP HILLS
>> No. 352681
>>352668
Ketosis is not starvation mode. Neither I nor >>350876 were talking about ketosis.

The starvation mode idea, as frequently discussed in weight loss contexts, involves telling obese people that going below some certain calorie intake will cause them to stop losing weight.

But in reality, the metabolic shift that true starvation causes doesn't happen until you've almost completely used up your fat stores, to the point where you drop below the level of fat you need to stay alive, and weight loss can still occur even at that point.

If you're overweight, there's no way to kick yourself into starvation mode.
>> No. 352794
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So what kind of plan, combining everything in this pic, would be the best, yet quickest way to go about it?

Also, soft or hard-boiled eggs?
>> No. 353351
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My favorite aspect of modern work outs is the complete lack of grip training from most programs and then when people see you scale a wall or go up against a guy with bigger arms in arm wrestling and hear his bones pop and groan and it's like you are ~MAGICAL~ when really I just grip these at least 50 times every 3 hours, I've been doing it for 2 years, using the 360 for the last year.

Then I do the Farmer's Walk every morning and night to build my support grip and pinch grip 45 pound weight plates to build that.
>> No. 353352
I still feel the number one thing in weight training needs to be support muscles for the back.

They help save your disks and vertebrae so you don't walk around like snoopy when you reach 80.
>> No. 353779
So, I'm working up the courage to try and join a Yoga gym. They've got this 20 days for 20 dollars deal, so I'm able to afford that, and hopefully I'm able to actually make it through a class.
>> No. 353787
My first moth at the gym has been a huge success.
I've managed to reduce my stomach by 2 cm, and reduce a lot of fat.
My weight is till the same though, but I also feel with more energy than the usual.
>> No. 353794
>>353352
That's not muscles, that's literally your bones deteriorating.

As you get older, your bones lose the ability to store as much calcium in them, so they lose structural integrity. The bone is deformed over time. If you look at a cross-sectional profile of the load-bearing portion of your vertebrae, a young person has a nearly square profile, but an eldery person has a distinct wedge shape.

An old person who looks like they can't stand up straight could be standing up as straight as their backs could possibly let them stand up, but still appear bent.
>> No. 353929
Gyms are not particularly a thing in China, and the only one I can find seems to be very unapproachable and meant for members of the lifting team at this university. So I've taken up running on the track. Though I haven't done it for a couple days ever since the inner part of my feet started aching something fierce. I don't know if this is normal or if I done goofed by running wrong or just from running while being like 230 lbs.
>> No. 353933
>>342272
Hey Tiki, you happen to have the uncropped version of this?
>> No. 353936
>>353929
Get better running shoes.
>> No. 353937
>>353933
Sadly no, was hard to even find that since he was bleeding pretty bad.
>> No. 353955
>>353937
Aw, alright, thanks anyway.
>> No. 354455
So how did the whole high protein thing work out, Moe?
>> No. 354460
>>354455
I love carbs too much to let them go. ;_;

But I've found that without a ton of protein, my muscles stay sore for a much longer time. Sadly, the first brand of whey protein I tried didn't mix well and the second (Isopure) made me nauseous (probably due to egg content). I end up getting most of my protein from either meat (which I hardly eat due to money restrictions) and musclemilk (which is bulking power, which generally means drinking it on non-workout days will eventually get me fat.)

I have a George Foreman babby grill now, so I can fix more burgers and grilled chicken than I used to, which is great. I'll look into more brands of protein when I have more money.
>> No. 354461
>>354460
>musclemilk (which is bulking power, which generally means drinking it on non-workout days will eventually get me fat.)

...oh.

I should stop drinking that casually, then.
>> No. 354462
>>354460
I'm just trying to trim excess sugars, fats and carbs out of my diet. Upping my protein intake ties into that goal, but hitting the daily mark seems really complicated if I stay with 'natural' sources like meat, fish, eggs, etc. Fish especially are a problem. Very low in unhealthy fats and sodium, high in protein, but making them a daily food isn't under consideration as long as the constant health warnings keep scaring me. And you fucking know that disaster in the Gulf will continue to affect prices.

On that note, you have my sympathy. From what I hear, bulking is damned hard on the wallet.

>>354461
How could you not already know that. How.
>> No. 354465
My job is really building some muscle on me.

I didn't think it would be, cause it's not exactly hard work, but I'm getting noticeably stronger and bigger. Like "lifted a half-fridge for long enough to clean under" strong.
Which maybe isn't that strong, but I damn sure couldn't do that two months ago.
>> No. 354467
>>354465
Speaking of strength and jobs, there's apparently a need for male nurses. The idea is nurses have to be able to lift patients from beds to trolleys and so on.
>> No. 354484
>>354467
Shit, nurses in general are hard to come by these days.

But yeah, a male nurse has very good job prospects.
>> No. 354488
>>354484
And Doctor Nurses never show up these days.
>> No. 354491
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>>354467
In one of the few cases where I will ever display gender bias, Paramedic vans with two women behind the wheel drive me NUTS.

I don't mind if they look like some huge gals, but Goddamn, what are you gonna do with a 300 hundred pound person when that's almost the combined weight of the two of you?

Same thing when I see toothpick thin guys though, like what are you doing being a paramedic?

As for male nurses it's the same deal, people are on average fat as shit now, so they need people who can handle them easier and blame whatever cultural standards you want that women don't exercise like men (damn shame too since athletic women are goddamn gorgeous), men are on average stronger.

And as I recall testosterone also promotes better muscle development, but that could be me talking out of my ass, I am neither a Paramedic or Nurse.
>> No. 354493
>>354491
>And as I recall testosterone also promotes better muscle development, but that could be me talking out of my ass, I am neither a Paramedic or Nurse.
Testosterone is a steroid (and actually, a controlled substance because of that), so yeah, it promotes muscle growth. It's a big part of why a man with the same level of physical training as a woman is almost always going to be more muscular and stronger.
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>>354488
...bwuh? i'm here all the time
>> No. 354504
>>354491

>dat pic
>"athletic women are goddamn gorgeous"

My nigga.
>> No. 354505
I enjoy women of widely varied body types.
>> No. 354508
>>354462
By not reading before consuming (multiple times).

When I first started, I just wanted some chocolate milk. Most r-t-d chocolate milk upsets my stomach; Muscle Milk didn't (the light version does). It's not real milk, but it tastes just as good.

It's cool, though. I haven't had some in a long while since it's friggin more than 2 bux a bottle.
>> No. 354529
Going to a Neurologist today. Hopefully I can get an answer today so I can start planning a gym visit.
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>>354504
BROFIST!

>>354505
As do I my friend, though I will say that I prefer large women and muscular women while only being absolutely disgusted by women who are eerie thin, like bones thin, guys too, they remind me of too many horror movie monsters.
>> No. 354540
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>>354533
Pretty sure this is why bony skinny people creep me out, the Sister from Pet Semetary is the stuff of my nightmares.
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>>354533
Yes. Boney and overly thin women aren't my cup of tea either.
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>>354557
Some day it will be the standard definition of beauty as it was in centuries past, someday...
>> No. 354981
>>354980

Well, hello there, boner I didn't have ten seconds ago…
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>>354981
He just got in from out of town and it appears he's staying the weekend.
>> No. 354990
yeah so tiki i'm gonna need you to post more of those

or all of them

preferably that second option
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>>354990
Rodger Dodger.
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>>354991
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>>354992
>> No. 354994
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>>354993
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>>354994
And I will post more later but my bed beckons me with it's fluffy freshly cleaned aroma of citrus.
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TOTES FORGOT TO MENTION THIS EARLIER TOO!

7chan.org/fit/res/2038.html#2038

Seriously fucking solid info for the condensed attention span.
>> No. 355292
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>finally find potassium supplement that's well over 90mg
>chewable
>...but not intended for human consumption
>> No. 355293
>>355046

That pic = perfection

Dem fuckin' thighs, man.
>> No. 355294
>>355292
Well, what on earth is it supposed to be used for, then?
>> No. 355296
>>355294
Animals. Apparently, potassium retention can be a problem for some pets.
>> No. 355384
>every time I go running

RIGHT SHOULDER

WHY DO YOU HURT SO MUCH
>> No. 355385
Well, I lost alot more of muscle weight than I thought. A while ago, apparently. Just hadn't noticed how much until I met up with sum mates to play League.

Aladeen news is, I gained it all back... as fat.
Feelin' like shiiiiiit.
Feeeeeelin' like shiiihiiiihiiiiit
>> No. 355720
Is there a worse feeling than the realization that right in the middle of a jog, you really have to drop a big runny dump? Probably. Certainly. But I'm not eager to experience it.
>> No. 355722
>>355720
I had to go in the bushes at a university campus I was jogging around once with my dog. Not my finest moment, and my ass hurt from not being able to wipe for another 30 minutes, but I finished my workout.
>> No. 355747
>>355720
The only things worse than that are related to it, like having to take a dump while running and then feeling what might have been a squirt or might have been a turtlehead, and wondering for the next twenty minutes if you should stop at a bathroom and wipe.
>> No. 355748
>>355720

I would say yes. It's utterly demolished by the feeling of being on a bus driving through the middle of rural country and having that feeling. You have to sit there (can't stand up and pace while the bus is moving!) for 15 minutes until it reaches the next stop, only to find out that that stop is on the side of the road surrounded by nothing but grapevines; there is not a bush nor a tree nor a shack, not even a rock, to be found to squat behind, so if you're going to be shitting it'll be in full view of the cars zipping past every thirty seconds. Oh, and of course you have no toilet paper with you. This will force you to walk five miles over the next hour until you finally come to a gas station, only to struggle for five minutes with the can-barely-speak-English cashier as to the location of their bathroom; and while you're in there doing your business a cannot-speak-English-at-all lady will be pounding on the door asking to be let in the entire time.

And no, this TOTALLY never happened to me. It's just a hypothetical situation that happens to be very specific.
>> No. 355762
Since I've started biking to work every day, I've now biked 34k in six days.

I am proud of myself.
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